O-H-I-O! YEAH WASSUP!
WASSUP BIOTCHEZZZ!!!!
Today EDSBS will be under the command of me, Subcommandante Wayne. Orson thought it would be fair to turn over the site for a day to Buckeye fans. I guess that’s because he thought he needed some real football fans on here and not all those pencil-dicked Gaytors coming on the site and talking shit. CAUSE OSU RULZ!!!! That’s what I put on the banner, too. Microsoft Paint is the fucking bomb like Troy Smith!!!
That’s me in my OSU skimask. I’m so sexy and you know you want it.
So we’re talking OSU all day, because the Buckeyes rule. I’m also gonna talk about some of things I like. I like Jim Tressel. I like getting drunk. I fucking hate Michigan, because they suck a total suckrod forever. And now I hate Florida because they’re a total bunch of rednecks who we’re going to pwn and run trains through!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
WOO WELCOME TO THE REPUBLIC OF UZBUCKISTAN!!!!
Oh, and dude, I totally hate the music clips Orson uses, so here’s somre real rock for your morning. Nickelback kicks so much ass you can’t even borrow their shoes ’cause they’re ruined and scratched up from kicking ass.
OSU RULZ!!!!
I gotta take Mom to work and get a groupchat in with my WoW clan but I’ll be back so DON’T GO ANYWHERE LOSERS LOL1111!!!!
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Who would win? 11 Troy Smiths vs. da Bears?
Comment by SEC = ch33terZ — December 11, 2006 @ 12:30 am
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OSU maybe 0-7 against the SEC in the bowl game, but Tressel pwns Lloyd Carr, who is 4-2 against the mighty SEC in bowl games:
96 L Alabama
98 W Arkansas
99 W Alabama
00 W Auburn
01 L Tennessee
02 W Florida
Comment by js — December 8, 2006 @ 3:14 pm
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(drink canada dry)
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Tried that one time when I was up there — with less than fully successful results.
I do like the old “sex in a canoe” joke, though.
Comment by DevilGrad — December 7, 2006 @ 7:20 pm
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pop = nails on blackboard
Comment by Kecalf Bailey — December 7, 2006 @ 7:05 pm
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I thought you guys pronounced it “paaaaaaaap”
Comment by SeaTrojan — December 7, 2006 @ 6:57 pm
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(drink canada dry)
Comment by canuck — December 7, 2006 @ 4:38 pm
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No doubt folks in Texas and California have some odd words too. Pop is definitely a northern border word.
Comment by canuck — December 7, 2006 @ 4:37 pm
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I reffer to soft drinks as “pop”. I find it hilarious that the rest of the country is baffled and upset at the use of the word.
Wayne drinks an ass load of pop
Comment by Odell 51 — December 7, 2006 @ 3:50 pm
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tigercpa, way to duplicate above post #66
and brian, i’m going to be totally honest, that smells like pure gasoline
Comment by Cardnicole — December 7, 2006 @ 3:18 pm