BUCKEYEWITNESS NEWS ROUNDUP: tOSU RULZ.

by Orson on Dec 7, 2006 3:00 PM EST

Subcommandante Wayne, Buckeye fan, is in charge of the blog today. Just a reminder for those wondering where the hell Orson went, which is to the bar.

Orson told me I have to post news and crap about other teams. Well, here's the first bit of news.

--tOSU RULZ!!! Don't act like y'all don't know. Ask bitchy little bitch Korby Jones and his pet jaw Brokey 'bout it.

--Some Florida recruit named Rainey has a lawyer now. Whatever. Everyone knows high school players get paid, but who cares. The real money comes when you get to college, where the big bucks are.

--Alabama's sucky football team just tried to hire a guy named Rod. Rod. Heh.

--N.C. State's hiring Tom O'Brien. You know who cares? No one. tOSU rulz.

--Bob Davie to Boston College? This is what you're supposed to do in blogposts composed of other people's rumors, like "Lloyd Carr, gay?" Except that's not a rumor cause he's totally gay and you know it, bitches.

--USC stuff is going cheap. If you wait 'til it gets in the Goodwill piles, though, it's even cheaper.

--You know what else is gay? Notre Dame. They named themselves after a girl for pete's sake. That's gay. Unless we're talking about two gay chicks doing it, which it totally hot. I love lesbians--especially when they're straight.

But I gotta share this funny shit from a Notre Dame blogger about Howard Schnellenberger. I don't know who that is but it's a funny name, because it has the word "berger" in it.

--Some dude's all upset because people have their priorities straight at Florida State. Molecular recognition? I recognize something, perfess3r: DEEZ NUTS!!!!

--Fuck a duck: reserved camping at Jamboree in the Hills is SOLD OUT ALREADY. Anyone out there gonna let the Subcommandante crash on the ol' couch, eh? I'll totally get you laid, because when I roll at the Jamboree the poonanny fever outbreak follows me baby, and the only cure is an injection from Dr. Wayne.

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You’ve got to give it up for the Goodwill piles. That’s where Wayne got his Steve Belissari jersey.

by DevilGrad on Dec 7, 2006 3:12 PM EST reply actions

You know what else is gay? Your friggin post. Stay classy Columbus.

by PM on Dec 7, 2006 3:13 PM EST reply actions

I think wayne is actually “the todd” from scrubs

by King Harvest on Dec 7, 2006 3:18 PM EST reply actions

Funniest one yet. Although when I went it was just Country Concert in the Hills. I don’t know if this jamboree is related or not.

by GoBucks57 on Dec 7, 2006 3:20 PM EST reply actions

GoBucks57,
Country Concert is in Ft. Loramie,
Jamboree in the Hills is on the other side of the state, somewhere between Ohio U and Pittsburgh if I believe Correctly.
Also, yes, does sound like “the Todd” from scrubbs.
This shit is still good tho

by bhors on Dec 7, 2006 3:26 PM EST reply actions

I don’t know if y’all have noticed, but the more racist and stupid elements of the Alabama fan base (who we’d wish put on an Auburn shirt and get the transition over with) are talking about houndstooth sombreros.

Fucking A.

by Newspaper Hack on Dec 7, 2006 3:29 PM EST reply actions

Rainey’s new lawya is from Dayton, OH.

http://www.lawyers.com/Florida/Lakeland/Peterson-and-Myers,-P.A.-795749-f.html

I call shenanigans!

by Panhandler on Dec 7, 2006 3:33 PM EST reply actions

There are hills near Fort Loramie? When did they build those?

by DevilGrad on Dec 7, 2006 3:38 PM EST reply actions

I am falling in love with Subcommandante Wayne. He tossed out a Deez Nutts joke.

by Odell 51 on Dec 7, 2006 3:53 PM EST reply actions

Does anyone know what show Allisa Molano was on with that Tony Danza guy?

What was the name of the show????

by Odell 51 on Dec 7, 2006 3:53 PM EST reply actions

Deez nuts! Subcommandante’s definitely on the chronic!

by tOSU_radar on Dec 7, 2006 4:02 PM EST reply actions

#10. – Who’s the Boss

by Timugen on Dec 7, 2006 4:03 PM EST reply actions

Posted this in the Rainey thread from yesterday, but probably nobody’s looking there. Looks like Rainey’s got his “lawyas” all over on the case, check out the comments on this AOLSports Blog entry by one Mr. James Barrios.

http://seahawks.aolsportsblog.com/2006/12/07/chris-rainey-maybe-not-the-recruit-you-were-looking-for/

by Mark on Dec 7, 2006 4:06 PM EST reply actions

As a Buck fan I ask you, do we REALLY have to wait until next Thursday for this? I’m going to need a fix waayyyy b4 then.

by Matt on Dec 7, 2006 4:07 PM EST reply actions

Matt – just head over to the Bucknuts free board. It’s pretty much the same thing.

by GoBucks57 on Dec 7, 2006 4:12 PM EST reply actions

Odell- that would be Who’s the Boss.

by Mr. Wrong on Dec 7, 2006 4:12 PM EST reply actions

BTW, are you in a really slow-paced trivia contest?

by Mr. Wrong on Dec 7, 2006 4:14 PM EST reply actions

That 7th comment about Our Mother’s School did you in. Karma and TCOAN can both be bitches when they have to. You’re simultaneously going to the doghouse and straight to hell for that one, big boy. Nice blog while it lasted.

by Dennis on Dec 7, 2006 4:14 PM EST reply actions

Man, Wayne f-in’ RULZ!

by GoBucks06 on Dec 7, 2006 4:23 PM EST reply actions

GoBucks57, there are just as many UF fans there berating people…making the whole site a sham. This is MUCH better.

by GoBucks06 on Dec 7, 2006 4:24 PM EST reply actions

PM….

I am going to go out on a limb here…

The Wayne-stuff may be a fake…I know that me be a hard one to grasp.

by Herringbone on Dec 7, 2006 4:26 PM EST reply actions

Here’s an update on a coaching search — my guess is that Mal Moore is on his way to visit him ASAP.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=394971&cc=5901

by baconboy on Dec 7, 2006 4:28 PM EST reply actions

Rich Rod to Bama- done deal.

by Halleck T. on Dec 7, 2006 4:30 PM EST reply actions

“I love lesbians, especially when they’re straight”

Gawd, I’ve got to find a way to use that line…..

by sandman227 on Dec 7, 2006 4:36 PM EST reply actions

Oh, my goodness – Mr. Foobaw is moving to Boston?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/sioncampus/12/07/college/index.html

by Southern Papa on Dec 7, 2006 4:37 PM EST reply actions

I bet PM yells stuff at the TV, too….oops, make that the TEE-vee…

by Pants McPants on Dec 7, 2006 4:37 PM EST reply actions

and # 10

The answer to your question is……..

DEEZ NUTTS!!!!!!!

by Odell 51 on Dec 7, 2006 4:39 PM EST reply actions

Let’s just delete this post, and we’ll never speak of it again.

by Tanner on Dec 7, 2006 4:42 PM EST reply actions

it’s kind of gay to call everyone else gay. just saying

by oski on Dec 7, 2006 5:24 PM EST reply actions

Hack, the only mention of that I’ve ever heard was from a BAMA fan, because Auburn’s fans could give a fuck about what hat their BAMA’ coaches wear.

Besides, Coach Rod’s ancestors are from Spain, not Mexico.

by MiseanAuFan on Dec 7, 2006 6:51 PM EST reply actions

Crimson Tide matador capes.

by dogtown gator on Dec 7, 2006 7:29 PM EST reply actions

Dogtown, that was the same reponse the BAMA fan that corrected the first BAMA fan gave.

by MiseanAuFan on Dec 7, 2006 7:31 PM EST reply actions

I mentioned the thing as a wag-of-the-finger at the latent racism, born of ignorance, that’s still everywhere in the South. I couldn’t help but get a dig in at Auburn at the same time, since Plainsmen regularly use EDSBS threadjacks to slam Alabama.

by Newspaper Hack on Dec 8, 2006 12:36 AM EST reply actions

You DO have a career in journalism.

by MiseanAuFan on Dec 8, 2006 7:14 AM EST reply actions

No offense, but this site is clearly run by inarticulate morons. Thanks for commenting in the absence oa anyone who can find their butt with both hands.
And by the way, anyone who calls others gay all the time is certainly a closet homosexual him or her self. Get it together and come out of the closet.

by rufus T. firefly on Dec 10, 2006 5:54 AM EST reply actions