We can't stop listening to really ancient Metallica lately, which along with the punk streak has been wayyyy fun for TCOAN. ("Alternative Ulster" by Stiff Little Fingers, in particular, won't stop looping through our heads.)
So in an effort to exorcise the demons, we name mid-career James Hetfield as our mustache of the day. Really, we'll do anything to get "Seek and Destroy" and "Blackened" to leave our brains at this point.
Your hair grows fasterrrr....obey your MUSTACHE!!! MUSTACHE!!!