Comments on: ARKANSAS, NOT YOUR KANSAS: GREAT THINGS ABOUT ARKANSAS

By: eric y

eric y — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:45:23 +0000

eric y and jay whitlow
jay whitlow says: thank God we Kansans had the sense to keep two states between us and them! jay whitlow says: go jayhawks(ers)!
jay and eric

By: Davegohogs

Davegohogs — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:55:20 +0000

What do you expect from a state that can’t count votes.

By: NeverSawMollyHatchet

NeverSawMollyHatchet — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:15:51 +0000

Hey Gators, Nutt’s dinghy is bigger than your whole boat club!

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:55:06 +0000

We do not engage in smack talk. We comment. And your fans aren’t buying their tickets here in town, sending our scalpers into miserable spirals of complaint.

As for class, we have none. Hell, we drink Shiraz with our seabass sometimes. Once, we even neglected to put a proper pin in our cravat at the Yacht Club! Oh, how they laughed, even as we were lighting the drapes on fire and reaching for the Derringer in our front pocket….

They don’t let us into the Yacht Club anymore. Not classy enough, we suppose…

By: GatorsSUCK

GatorsSUCK — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:34:22 +0000

Migrant Yankees?!?!?!

Now that is funny.

By: DeshaHog

DeshaHog — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:25:46 +0000

Smack talk is cheap. I suspect it is about as cheap as one can find it in Florida, home of the migrant yankee.

Those gators, lower case for lower class intended, will make some nice shoes and handbags after the game.

By: mikeisapig

mikeisapig — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:23:40 +0000

SeaTrogan…….Your take on Arkansaw to “Arkantsaw” is the best I’e seen. None of the smack talking posters from LSesspoolU, ole misssy, Alabumfk came up with it. Quite funny.

AND, your right Hillary does looke like Terry Schiavo. Same personality too.

By: Beergut

Beergut — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:05:39 +0000

Over/under on the number of times commentators incorrectly identify the Tebow single wing series as “the ol wing T formation”?

I’ll take 3 times.

As for the game, I know some single wing coaches who are going crazy over this matchup. You have Arkansas’ “Wildcat formation” (which is really just the Motion series in the single wing) against Florida’s “Tim series” (standard Power series single wing). Everything that was old is new again.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:24:30 +0000

Klaatu!! Barrada!!….nuhmm(chough)rrrhh

By: SeaTrojan

SeaTrojan — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:40:05 +0000

I thought it was spelled ArKAN’Tsas.

Is it just me or does Hillary Clinton look like Terry Schiavo in that photo?

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 00:28:03 +0000

The brilliance of this site is too much to handle.

By: NDMike

NDMike — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:51:43 +0000

Thanks for the image of Ernest Borgnine giving Ethel Merman a Dutch Oven. That’s just wrong.

By: Jgator

Jgator — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:51:34 +0000

I do like the 3 qb set idea. Maybe throw Ingram in for a 4th?

But for the split O-line Leak-bow offense, say the ball is on the right hash. You’ll have the center, right tackle, and gaurd at the spot of the ball with Leak in the shotgun. On the left has will be your Left tackle and gaurd with Tebow in a “shotgun” behind them. Off the line of scrimmage in between is Percy ready to run a sweep to the right and accept a pitch if pressure comes from the VERY weak Leak side. The possibility of plays is endless, including QB to QB lateral passes to get out of blitz trouble.

By: canuck

canuck — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:47:26 +0000

Why stop at 3? We need Rockne back to add the forward pass to rugby.

By: Rob G

Rob G — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:36:52 +0000

JGator, I’ve argued in favor of that offense as well as the ultimate Flag-Football offense: the Three QB set.

The three QBs (Tebow, Leak, Fason, in that order) line up side by side by side in the shotgun. Any of the three can take the snap and throw the ball. The center QB can hand off to either the right or the left. The right and left QBs can run the option with the other side QB while the center QB runs a route. The two no-ball QBs can both run routes. Tebow can stay and block. Soooo many silly options. It’s a brutal offense.