ARKANSAS, NOT YOUR KANSAS: GREAT THINGS ABOUT ARKANSAS

I expect so much more…

although now I do have to move back to Arkansas before ’08 so I can get to a few games at The JJ

Big news around the Walton School***

San Diego City Council zoning restricts Wal-Mart’s plans for supercenters. ( http://www.sdbj.com/article.asp?aID=867874702.2188374.1400308.4383785.01826602.940&aID2=107707 )

See “The Wal-Mart Effect: How the World’s Most Powerful Company Really Works — and How It’s Transforming the American Economy” by Charles Fishman ( http://www.amazon.com/Wal-Mart-Effect-Powerful-Transforming-American/dp/1594200769 )

I hope Humanity Advanced shows you mercy, and only scores 3 times, throws for 1 more, and eats the progeny of Urban Myer, rather than shooting the laser beams out of his eye sockets and incinerating your entire sideline this weekend.

Then again, I half expect Sam Olajubutu to T-Bone Tebow.

Will be a great game on Saturday, nonetheless.

How is it possible that you can spell “Olajubutu” right but somehow screw up “Meyer”….oh right, arkansas fan.

oh sure, make fun of Will for spelling Meyer sans an “e”, meanwhile, you can’t even do math properly.

Leak+Tebow = 11-2 and a trip to Orlando

the devil is in the details

Thats funny right there… I don’t care who you are.
On that note, Arkansas alums may very well wear nothing, but Gators still wear jean shorts.

McManamale is going to destroy the mind of your D-co on saturday. Good luck finding a replacment.
Wild Cat formation – its all the rage in Europe.

a sack of rabid weasels. hands down, i couldnt have said it better myself

McFadden is a good player, and he might have saved the Hogs against LSU had his coach not nutted all over the gameplan. The coach took the ball away from #5 for multiple series in the second half when down only 4 points, to which LSU hollered, “Thank you very much. We’ll go home with our victory shortly.” Arkansas has not a pass game.

All else equal, Meyer wins the game for Florida. And there’s Reggie Nelson, too.

the MCFADDEN WILDCAT collides with the TEBONE!!! I heard on ESPN 8 (the Ocho!!!) that Pop Warner and Knute Rockne have been reanimated and will serve as honorary offensive coordinators!!! Rockne claimed in a press conference that he had a “secret weapon” which was later revealed to be a revolutionary new offensive technique known only as the “forward pass”. Tragically, after hearing the news, a terrified Houston Nutt mortally wounded Felix Jones and Sam Olajubutu with his sack of rabid weasels while he was jumping around and screaming like a maniac.

as everyone in lousiana is aware, that issue of penthouse was left there by edwin edwards.

Anyone have Urban’s phone or fax number? In a flash of brilliance I’ve concocted a true Leak-bow option offense that’s so gimmicky and shameful that even Nutt would blush at the though of calling this formation. It involves a split offensive line, Leak and Tebow, and multiple reads for a percy harvin shovel pass, a lateral pass to tebow, two seperate qb scrambles, and two seperate qb passes (including a throw back to Leak). It would be a true circus show totaly devolving the state of college football, but absolutely unstoppable.

Why stop at devolving college football to highschool ball, let’s bring offense all the way back to flag football baby.

I expect stunned silence from the announcers when this offense is unvailed in the bowl game and used on every down. The defense may burn three timeouts in the first drive trying to figure it out.

JGator, I’ve argued in favor of that offense as well as the ultimate Flag-Football offense: the Three QB set.

The three QBs (Tebow, Leak, Fason, in that order) line up side by side by side in the shotgun. Any of the three can take the snap and throw the ball. The center QB can hand off to either the right or the left. The right and left QBs can run the option with the other side QB while the center QB runs a route. The two no-ball QBs can both run routes. Tebow can stay and block. Soooo many silly options. It’s a brutal offense.

Why stop at 3? We need Rockne back to add the forward pass to rugby.

I do like the 3 qb set idea. Maybe throw Ingram in for a 4th?

But for the split O-line Leak-bow offense, say the ball is on the right hash. You’ll have the center, right tackle, and gaurd at the spot of the ball with Leak in the shotgun. On the left has will be your Left tackle and gaurd with Tebow in a “shotgun” behind them. Off the line of scrimmage in between is Percy ready to run a sweep to the right and accept a pitch if pressure comes from the VERY weak Leak side. The possibility of plays is endless, including QB to QB lateral passes to get out of blitz trouble.

Thanks for the image of Ernest Borgnine giving Ethel Merman a Dutch Oven. That’s just wrong.

The brilliance of this site is too much to handle.

I thought it was spelled ArKAN’Tsas.

Is it just me or does Hillary Clinton look like Terry Schiavo in that photo?

Klaatu!! Barrada!!….nuhmm(chough)rrrhh

Over/under on the number of times commentators incorrectly identify the Tebow single wing series as “the ol wing T formation”?

 I’ll take 3 times.

 As for the game, I know some single wing coaches who are going crazy over this matchup. You have Arkansas’ “Wildcat formation” (which is really just the Motion series in the single wing) against Florida’s “Tim series” (standard Power series single wing). Everything that was old is new again.

SeaTrogan…….Your take on Arkansaw to “Arkantsaw” is the best I’e seen. None of the smack talking posters from LSesspoolU, ole misssy, Alabumfk came up with it. Quite funny.

AND, your right Hillary does looke like Terry Schiavo. Same personality too.

Smack talk is cheap. I suspect it is about as cheap as one can find it in Florida, home of the migrant yankee.

Those gators, lower case for lower class intended, will make some nice shoes and handbags after the game.

Migrant Yankees?!?!?!

Now that is funny.

We do not engage in smack talk. We comment. And your fans aren’t buying their tickets here in town, sending our scalpers into miserable spirals of complaint.

As for class, we have none. Hell, we drink Shiraz with our seabass sometimes. Once, we even neglected to put a proper pin in our cravat at the Yacht Club! Oh, how they laughed, even as we were lighting the drapes on fire and reaching for the Derringer in our front pocket….

They don’t let us into the Yacht Club anymore. Not classy enough, we suppose…

Hey Gators, Nutt’s dinghy is bigger than your whole boat club!

What do you expect from a state that can’t count votes.

eric y and jay whitlow
jay whitlow says: thank God we Kansans had the sense to keep two states between us and them! jay whitlow says: go jayhawks(ers)!
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