The latest dubious, hold-at-arms-length-with-tongs Bama rumor: Rodgriguez goes to Tuscaloosa. As in most rumors, the deal’s done, the patsies have been iced, and your shadowy, conspiracy-ridden worldview has been confirmed. If you have a headache, it’s just a chip in your head. Might want to get that looked at.

Brian’s all over it, too, though cautiously so.

No one’s sourcing shit, so as usual, caveat gossiptor.


Bama’s spokesman had no comment.