BOSS HAWG RUNS GAME. DO NOT LICK SCREEN.
by Orson on Nov 21, 2006 1:23 PM EST
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PrintWe'll beat you to the punch: we're totally looking past FSU this weekend and on to Arkansas in the SEC Championship Game. And it's not just because we're jacked about seeing the DickBone offense Gus Malzahn's put together, either.
It's mostly because of this man, who probably already has a standing offer at the Clairmont Lounge based on his moves in this video. Again, no screen licking, please.
SOOOOOWEEEEEE! DANCE!
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casey johnson stain-dick or whatever. now there’s a in-game manager right there.
by S on Nov 21, 2006 1:27 PM EST reply actions
…you can always have this video for comfort, when waiting for the Citrus.
by Will on Nov 21, 2006 1:42 PM EST reply actions
Glad he put the shirt back on. Especially after the ass-wiping move.
by Ohiodawg on Nov 21, 2006 1:52 PM EST reply actions
On the plus side, we don’t have to worry about hearing “Gators Wear Jean Shorts” chants that weekend.
by Matt on Nov 21, 2006 1:58 PM EST reply actions
All jokes about Florida fan-dom can now be retired.
by HistoryAnt on Nov 21, 2006 2:07 PM EST reply actions
Should this increase or decrease my anticipation of going to Atlanta for the game? I can’t decide.
by RedRoot on Nov 21, 2006 2:18 PM EST reply actions
Bill Clinton’s Little Brother is an Arky Fan?
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Nov 21, 2006 2:19 PM EST reply actions
Those men would pay her money just to shake her butt around, because his mama was a dancer at the Clairmont Lounge.
by craig mclaughlin on Nov 21, 2006 2:29 PM EST reply actions
Someone really needs to add Junior and Lulu to the background of that scene.
Soooooooo-ey!!!!!!!
by zzgator on Nov 21, 2006 2:30 PM EST reply actions
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The fans of your 2006 SEC Champs!
Is it too late to kick Arkansas and MSU out of the league?
They make the rest of our league look downright ‘metropolitan’.
by GamecockTony on Nov 21, 2006 2:56 PM EST reply actions
That guy is great!
I saw him at game day in Fayettville, he kept trying to get everone to sing this new version of rocky top he made up.
Very lame ass, but it’s too funny that he’s trying to make a name for himself as the “redneck hog fan”. I mean, fucking look around you man, being redneck in Arkansas is nothing new.
That being said; being a bad ass RB at UofA is nothing new either. McFadden is a McBadass, and he is going to have his way with the UF defense.
Thats right, I said McBadass!
by GonnabeatUF on Nov 21, 2006 3:09 PM EST reply actions
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
That makes me somewhat glad I won’t be in Atlanta. Well, that and the Ron Mexico plague that has surely infested the place.
by BDoc on Nov 21, 2006 3:44 PM EST reply actions
what a disaster. and all of you guys shut up, you have moronic fans, too. i’ve seen them. yes, i know, not in this guy’s league, but come on.
by mj4h on Nov 21, 2006 4:24 PM EST reply actions
He put that shirt back on as if it were doing something other than aesthetics.
by King Harvest on Nov 21, 2006 4:30 PM EST reply actions
Piggy is a disgrace to college football. Thank god they left the SWC for an eternity of suck in the SEC
by Ankf00 on Nov 21, 2006 5:16 PM EST reply actions
Chris Farley is alive and still doing stand up?
by tzubear on Nov 21, 2006 5:46 PM EST reply actions
Nation, see what USC’s victory over Arkansas has done you. If not for USC’s victory, the Hawgs would be undefeated and this man would be doing his dance IN FRONT OF A NATIONAL AUDIENCE. That would definitely be a sign of the apocalypse.
by Jeff from LA on Nov 21, 2006 8:37 PM EST reply actions
After seeing that display, I can understand why the SEC is excluded from the BCS title game.
What would happen if the military could somehow splice the DNA of that drunkard and Ed Orgeron? The result would be the ultimate killing machine, impervious to all known conventional weapons. It would somehow deprogram itself and turn on its creators with the lone morally-pure (and quite attractive female) scientist in the top secret, black-ops lab screaming, “I WARNED YOU! YOU CAN’T PLAY GOD!”
Here’s the best part: mullet-boy will be picking fights in Atlanta in two weeks for the SECCG.
by DHC on Nov 21, 2006 10:03 PM EST reply actions
moral of the story is:
if yo’ure joe dirt, don’t get fat
by clashmore mike on Nov 22, 2006 4:38 AM EST reply actions
the SEC championship game is going to be truly epic. To wit; thousands upon thousands of possible dick/johnson/nut jokes will be uttered, the entire FL defensive line just might go up in smoke, Tim Tebow will shoot laser beams out of his cold metallic eyes to incinerate the Hogs’ defense, Urban Meyer will stalk the sideline looking pensive, ESPN will hopefully do 720 degree coverage. I hear that Cyborg RoboMcFadden will not only run for a bazillion yards, he will also be throwing passes (to himself!), doing the placekicking, playing cornerback and defensive tackle (at the same time!!!), AND playing running back for the Gators!!! Yes!!! Even though it doesn’t make sense, I totallly hope the SEC champ plays OSU.
by rolliefingersmustache on Nov 22, 2006 7:13 AM EST reply actions
Sure he’s awful but how bad is their band?! They sound like he looks.
by Rob Durham on Nov 22, 2006 9:12 AM EST reply actions
I visited Little Rock and I am afraid to tell you that I met the lady in the video at a local strip club. She was the pretty one with tits that did not sag… yet.
by Futbawl Fan on Nov 22, 2006 9:20 AM EST reply actions
What no comment about that lovely plumage of the Arkansas waterfall. I know the manboobs were distracting but that is one hell of a mullet.
by Willet on Nov 22, 2006 11:29 AM EST reply actions
Hate to be around that guy when the meth crash hits.
by SeaTrojan on Nov 22, 2006 12:43 PM EST reply actions
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