I’VE HEARD THAT RUMOR, TOO.
Just days after his one man special teams commando show, Jarvis Moss may be facing suspension. This confirms our suspicions that of all the potential IQ scores on a football team, the d-line must rank damn near the bottom, since they’re the ones usually caught self-administering herbal cures, FnDC, and stealing gay sheep. Florida’s already lost Marcus Thomas at d-tackle to weed/being flat-out dumb earlier this season.
“I’ve heard that too,†Meyer said. “We’re dealing with something right now. I’m not ready to announce that…I don’t want to get into that right now, because I don’t know what’s going to happen,†Meyer said.
The suspension coincides with Florida’s game against Western Carolina, a.k.a. the Battle for the Summer Retirement Home Lot. (Western Carolina being a hotbed for Floridian retirees. In case you ever wondered where Floridians go to retire, the answer is not Cuba. Yet.)
Moss: stumbled.
Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle
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…why test for it? Because its ILLEGAL. Violation of the law is contrary to the student codes of conduct at every major university– and, oh yeah, it can end up with someone getting tossed in jail.
That Myers’ letting the kid back after a single game, especially since this isn’t the first problem his team has had with drugs in the past two months, says volumes about lax discipline.
Comment by Will — November 17, 2006 @ 8:36 am
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Micanopy Madness strikes again … why do we bother testing for this? Any UF student who isn’t getting high should consider moving to Tallahassee … of Cullowhee, NC
Comment by Barefeetbob — November 16, 2006 @ 8:08 am
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…nice to see the Urban Legend come down so hard on one of his players. His ship’s been a model of discipline lately, and the Gators will have to weather the storm of the West Carolina Catamounts.
Comment by Will — November 16, 2006 @ 6:30 am
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You’re right, a 6′6 athletic freak , who would have thought he would have had an impact on special teams against a team with the best place kicker in the SEC. Yeah, that’s crazy. That Urban sure is lucky! Anyway, I’m not too upset, because truth be told the Gators were the better team, they were simply limited by poor coaching.
Comment by Cock_Moore — November 15, 2006 @ 9:41 pm
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What- are you people ALL on DOPE??? By the way- Jeff Spicoli just verbally committed to the Gators. Urban promised him some tasty waves and a cool buzz.
Comment by Mr. Hand — November 15, 2006 @ 5:51 pm
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Yes, #25, yes! Meyer knew that Jarvis would block 2 kicks, including the game-winner, and therefore he let him stay in, to fulfill that destiny! And it’s obviously not a mute subject, b/c we’re still talking about it. But it might be a moot subject.
Comment by italiangator — November 15, 2006 @ 5:23 pm