YOUR CAR NEEDS A DEEP FRYER.

by Orson on Nov 14, 2006 11:40 AM EST

The Pontiac Vibe has a plug in the dashboard, and after driving around in one for an afternoon, we began to speculate out loud about what would be the most dangerous appliance to plug in while driving. After much debate, we settled on deep fryer, which as a factory-standard accessory mounted between the seats would be the most dangerous thing imaginable.

Silly us. Everyone knows the place to put a deep fryer in an automobile is underneath the car. Or bus. Danny Cowart, real man and diehard Gator fan, has that much figured out. Warning: the following film of tailgate technology may melt your face off with its awesomeness.

Kettle fryer on wheels. Game over.

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Hmmm, I’ve got access to a Vibe and a fry daddy…

Looks like I’ll be making a healthy breakfast of chicken strips, onion rings and fried mushrooms on my way to G-Ville Saturday morning.

by BDoc on Nov 14, 2006 11:46 AM EST reply actions

Don’t forget the cracklin’ and jalapeno poppers. I hear Twinies and Oreos fry up pretty good, too.

by Yant on Nov 14, 2006 12:02 PM EST reply actions

Mr. Cowart is a higher form of man than most.

by BamaCPA on Nov 14, 2006 12:50 PM EST reply actions

What you couldn’t tell from that video was that inside the van were about 4-5 UF freshmen girls rubbing vegetable oil on eachother.

by Brian on Nov 14, 2006 12:59 PM EST reply actions

Is that a defibrillator and do-it-yourself angioplasty kit in the middle compartment? Talk about being prepared.

by Dinknflicka on Nov 14, 2006 1:56 PM EST reply actions

Damn, I wanted so much for that deep fryer to catch on fire and get the bus going as well. Block this, you bitches!

by Jim on Nov 14, 2006 2:11 PM EST reply actions

As the proud owner of a Vibe, I’d like to say that I’ve deep fried using that plug before … but I can’t. Dammit. The most exciting thing I’ve plugged in to it was a Crockpot. Admittedly, the crockpot was full of taco dip for a Super Bowl watch … but still. I’ll check in my man card for a day.

by eirishis on Nov 14, 2006 2:37 PM EST reply actions

Fantastic.

I was at the ND/USC game 3 years ago and drank at a bar…a bar that looked like a pop top camper, but unfolded into a bar, complete with 8 – 10 attached, swiveling bar stools, a center area for the bartender to work her magic, keg attachments and refrigeration.

Definitely worth the rumored $60k price tag.

by OhioDawg on Nov 14, 2006 3:36 PM EST reply actions