RUMOR RUMOR RUMOR!!! JEFF BOWDEN OUT AT FSU?
It’s a sad day for defensive coordinators in the ACC: Jeff Bowden may be out at FSU. More forthcoming…
UPDATE!!! Yessir: AP says he’s gone. Gimme a fucking siren! WOOOOOOO!!!
WOOOO!!!
To replace him, Bobby is looking hard at hiring his grand-nephew Bass Pro Shops Stonewall Prestige Bowden, who despite being 13 “is a whiz at those football video games.” President T.K. Wetherell has declined comment.
Filed under: Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football by Orson Swindle
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Jeff, we wish we hardly knew ye!
Comment by Karen doyle — November 20, 2006 @ 7:32 am
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I’ve been underperforming here at the office, so I’m negotiating $537,000 over 5 years severance from the shareholders: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2663018
Comment by Halleck T. — November 15, 2006 @ 2:42 pm
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How about we give em Jay Paterno?
Comment by Greg Hilliard — November 15, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
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David Shula would be available if they can get him out of the steakhouse.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — November 14, 2006 @ 10:50 pm
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Mike #20,
Awesome!
Comment by SeaTrojan — November 14, 2006 @ 10:28 pm
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anyone hear anything about spurrier comming over?
Comment by phife — November 14, 2006 @ 9:55 pm
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“It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect!”
http://www.davesez.com has a great headline!
Comment by Ed-Hoo — November 14, 2006 @ 8:41 pm
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Rummy fucked up but at least you can say there’s a modicum of thought and/or intelligence there.
Many more parallels to Mike Brown. Incompetent. Undeserving cronyism. Complete lack of anything resembling a clue.
“Jeffie, you did a heckuva job.”
I’m not happy about this. The new hire can’t be worse.
Comment by dogtown gator — November 14, 2006 @ 8:37 pm
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I vote for Terry Bowden. It will get him off the radio in Orlando every afternoon.
Comment by Brandon Lang — November 14, 2006 @ 7:41 pm