MARRY US. ALL OF US.
Information overload is the m.o. today. Only a speed freak with bionic wrists could honestly keep up with everything unfolding in the blogosphere today, and since our bionic implants are still in the mail, we’ll just have to content ourselves with being merely mortal today.
That said, we did find the second finest woman in the world, and all the coaching carousel updates will wait. How do we know you’re gay? Because you got put in a headlock by a cheerleader. That and the dip in the breadbowl totally convinced us.
On behalf of all mankind and speaking in the collective male voice: a cheerleader who puts a cadet in a headlock convincingly is a woman we all would be proud to have as our bride. Whoever you are: we love you, and salute you. Please reproduce so that your perky, brawling badassedness finds its way into future generations of peppy grappling sideline enforcers.
If only we could cross her with FIU crutch-swinger A’Mod Ned…behold, the Superman!
Just click and watch the VMI cheerleader in the upper right portion of the scrum. (Mega HT: PFHokie.)
What gonna do with all that ass? All that ass that you just kicked?
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I am pretty sure the chearleader in question could take any of those pretend soldiers from College Station.
Nice to see a good Nolan Ryan head lock move.
Comment by milevin — November 14, 2006 @ 7:52 pm
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Making fun of ND NEVER gets old. Mostly because of the thin skin and rabbit ears that seemingly every domer fan has in abundance. Maybe if you hadn’t been pasted by UM, at home no less, all we would be hearing about is Brady Quinn 24/7 & how your genius coach is going to do unseemly things to poor outclassed Pete Carroll.
Instead, we get the incessant begging to be included in the big game in the end and Brady Quinn should be Heisman winner. You can’t seem to make up your minds whether your team is terrible and he carries it every week, or that it is great and should be in the National Championship game.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — November 14, 2006 @ 7:45 pm
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This was floating around The Citadel BBS last night and I am shocked to find it here on EDSBS. As a Citadel graduate, I can only watch in horror as the reputation of my alma mater is trashed via YouTube. I am speechless–I can not even find a witty comment.
Back when these schools were tough, we imported cheerleaders from nearby College of Charleston. I believe now we grow them organically. I don’t know the practice at VMI, but I doubt this girl is a Keydet. If she is, good on her.
Comment by Brandon Lang — November 14, 2006 @ 7:35 pm
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I with mosby on this one. The guys in shirts are the Citadel and the guys in jackets are VMI. I think that the cheerleader is removing her fellow VMI cadet from the fray, which may be the reason he went down so easy. Sorry to break up everyone’s fantasy.
Comment by Jaket — November 14, 2006 @ 7:24 pm
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SKLM, we had a nice piece of Babe for breakfast this morning. Two of them, actually.
If I had words…I’d make a day for you….
Comment by Orson Swindle — November 14, 2006 @ 6:32 pm
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Babe of the Month:
That little blonde is one tough mofo. Cute as a button, but tough as nails.
Though, I gotta give the soldier the benefit of the doubt. That is probably as close as he has gotten to a babe in 3 months, and, sometimes…
… you gotta do what you gotta do….
….. to get a nice piece of babe…when she has your head in her busom….
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J-Skool and GeronimoRumpleStinkin’ : It is nearly impossible to resist poking fun at the Notre Damers. Here is my entry for the day:
*****Notre Dame is just about to win another “Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy” when they beat Army again this Saturday.*****
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — November 14, 2006 @ 6:27 pm
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The jokers who loaded up on the directionals have a great sense of humor: Michigan (29), LSU (35), Texas (40), tOSU (49), Arkansas (81)
USC (2), Cal (4), Florida (14) deserve props for their schedules. Y’all know who’s currently #22 in Sagarin SOS.
Comment by canuck — November 14, 2006 @ 6:18 pm
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http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/dogfan1987/knobfight2.jpg
This is the part where he needs to start shaking his hand in the air, hit her with a couple elbows to the gut, throw her off the ropes, big kick, and then a leg drop to end it.
Comment by Mosby — November 14, 2006 @ 6:17 pm
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I’m trying to figure this video out. Obviously The Citadel cadets are wearing the blue shirts that say VMI. That would make the VMI cadets the one’s in gray. Then why would a guy in VMI red throw a VMI cadet down?
Blue on blue, IMO.
Comment by Mosby — November 14, 2006 @ 6:12 pm
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That was a terrible video of the flyby.
Comment by Brian — November 14, 2006 @ 6:01 pm
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Cliff — As you may recall, VMI was forced to go co-ed as a result of a mid-1990s Supreme Court decision. But, prior to that, I think the answer to your question was “the same way sailors on shore leave get dates.”
Comment by DevilGrad — November 14, 2006 @ 5:54 pm
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Stonewall Jackson would not be proud or the cadet who gets thrown to the ground by the frat boy in the red shirt. I expected the cadet to get up and make his face the color of the shirt but he wanders aimlessly back into the fray and gets thrown to the ground again. “Throw him to the ground again sir?” Stonewall would have had him court martialed and shot within the hour.
Comment by Dash — November 14, 2006 @ 5:52 pm
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Geronimo…nothing EVER gets in the way of bashing ND.
Nothing.
Comment by zzgator — November 14, 2006 @ 5:52 pm
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Will everyone here PLEASE stop poking fun at the ND fans? Or, am I the only tired of all their BITCHING, MOANING, and overall LACK of HUMOR when it comes to comments on their schedule?
Comment by J-skool — November 14, 2006 @ 5:52 pm
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The only confusing part to this wonderful video is that VMI is an all-male instituion (so I thought). How do they get such good-looking cheerleaders?
Comment by Deadspin's very own CliffX — November 14, 2006 @ 5:35 pm
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The best part is at the end she lines him up and then dumps him over backwards. Total badass!
Comment by Ahab — November 14, 2006 @ 5:27 pm
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Two fake military schools fight and a cheerleader ends up beating a Citadel guy. Not surprised.
Comment by Critic — November 14, 2006 @ 5:16 pm
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Yeah, ND scheduled service academies….we tried to get Utah State, SE Missouri State, Louisiana-Monroe, Buffalo, Tulane, Arkansas State, UCF , Western Carolina, Louisiana-Lafayette, Memphis, Western Kentucky, UAB, Duke, FIU, etc. (I could go on…), but they were busy playing SEC schools. Similar cupcakes and cream pastries filled out other Top 25 teams’ schedules (save for USC), Navy’s going to their fourth straight bowl game (they’ve won the last 2), and you could ask Tennessee if Air Force is a pushover, but I don’t imagine any of this will get in the way of bashing ND. Oh well. Back to work….
Comment by GeronimoRumplestilskin — November 14, 2006 @ 5:14 pm
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Red Root… THANKS!!!!
Comment by Panhandler — November 14, 2006 @ 5:01 pm
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No wonder this was the only military academy (besides The Citadel) that ND didn’t schedule.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — November 14, 2006 @ 4:55 pm
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Someone finally posted video of the fly over:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ydDBdC3pU
Comment by RedRoot — November 14, 2006 @ 4:49 pm
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Great Full Metal Jacket reference, Mike.
Offscreen she forces the lot of them to form a naked human
pyramid while she points and puffs on a Virginia Slim.
Comment by Orangeblood — November 14, 2006 @ 4:41 pm
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Helps her case that the guys in the white hats… and suspenders… look just a little bit… [SPORTSCASTER-JOB-LOSING-WORD REDACTED]
Comment by Jackwraith — November 14, 2006 @ 4:28 pm
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Graduation is only a few days away and the Cheerleaders of VMI are salty.
They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds.
Comment by Mike — November 14, 2006 @ 4:27 pm
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Wonder if she could play defensive tackle for the Vols in a rematch with super-McFadden and the Hogs.
Comment by Mike — November 14, 2006 @ 4:25 pm