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Information overload is the m.o. today. Only a speed freak with bionic wrists could honestly keep up with everything unfolding in the blogosphere today, and since our bionic implants are still in the mail, we'll just have to content ourselves with being merely mortal today.

That said, we did find the second finest woman in the world, and all the coaching carousel updates will wait. How do we know you're gay? Because you got put in a headlock by a cheerleader. That and the dip in the breadbowl totally convinced us.

On behalf of all mankind and speaking in the collective male voice: a cheerleader who puts a cadet in a headlock convincingly is a woman we all would be proud to have as our bride. Whoever you are: we love you, and salute you. Please reproduce so that your perky, brawling badassedness finds its way into future generations of peppy grappling sideline enforcers.

If only we could cross her with FIU crutch-swinger A'Mod Ned...behold, the Superman!

Just click and watch the VMI cheerleader in the upper right portion of the scrum. (Mega HT: PFHokie.)

What gonna do with all that ass? All that ass that you just kicked?

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Wonder if she could play defensive tackle for the Vols in a rematch with super-McFadden and the Hogs.

by Mike on Nov 14, 2006 4:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Graduation is only a few days away and the Cheerleaders of VMI are salty.

They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds.

by Mike on Nov 14, 2006 4:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Helps her case that the guys in the white hats… and suspenders… look just a little bit… [SPORTSCASTER-JOB-LOSING-WORD REDACTED]

by Jackwraith on Nov 14, 2006 4:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Great Full Metal Jacket reference, Mike.

Offscreen she forces the lot of them to form a naked human
pyramid while she points and puffs on a Virginia Slim.

by Orangeblood on Nov 14, 2006 4:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Someone finally posted video of the fly over:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ydDBdC3pU

by RedRoot on Nov 14, 2006 4:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No wonder this was the only military academy (besides The Citadel) that ND didn’t schedule.

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 14, 2006 4:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Red Root… THANKS!!!!

by Panhandler on Nov 14, 2006 5:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, ND scheduled service academies….we tried to get Utah State, SE Missouri State, Louisiana-Monroe, Buffalo, Tulane, Arkansas State, UCF , Western Carolina, Louisiana-Lafayette, Memphis, Western Kentucky, UAB, Duke, FIU, etc. (I could go on…), but they were busy playing SEC schools. Similar cupcakes and cream pastries filled out other Top 25 teams’ schedules (save for USC), Navy’s going to their fourth straight bowl game (they’ve won the last 2), and you could ask Tennessee if Air Force is a pushover, but I don’t imagine any of this will get in the way of bashing ND. Oh well. Back to work….

by GeronimoRumplestilskin on Nov 14, 2006 5:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Two fake military schools fight and a cheerleader ends up beating a Citadel guy. Not surprised.

by Critic on Nov 14, 2006 5:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The best part is at the end she lines him up and then dumps him over backwards. Total badass!

by Ahab on Nov 14, 2006 5:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The only confusing part to this wonderful video is that VMI is an all-male instituion (so I thought). How do they get such good-looking cheerleaders?

by Deadspin's very own CliffX on Nov 14, 2006 5:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Will everyone here PLEASE stop poking fun at the ND fans? Or, am I the only tired of all their BITCHING, MOANING, and overall LACK of HUMOR when it comes to comments on their schedule?

by J-skool on Nov 14, 2006 5:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Geronimo…nothing EVER gets in the way of bashing ND.

Nothing.

by zzgator on Nov 14, 2006 5:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Stonewall Jackson would not be proud or the cadet who gets thrown to the ground by the frat boy in the red shirt. I expected the cadet to get up and make his face the color of the shirt but he wanders aimlessly back into the fray and gets thrown to the ground again. “Throw him to the ground again sir?” Stonewall would have had him court martialed and shot within the hour.

by Dash on Nov 14, 2006 5:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cliff — As you may recall, VMI was forced to go co-ed as a result of a mid-1990s Supreme Court decision. But, prior to that, I think the answer to your question was “the same way sailors on shore leave get dates.”

by DevilGrad on Nov 14, 2006 5:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That was a terrible video of the flyby.

by Brian on Nov 14, 2006 6:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I’m trying to figure this video out. Obviously The Citadel cadets are wearing the blue shirts that say VMI. That would make the VMI cadets the one’s in gray. Then why would a guy in VMI red throw a VMI cadet down?

Blue on blue, IMO.

by Mosby on Nov 14, 2006 6:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i160/dogfan1987/knobfight2.jpg

This is the part where he needs to start shaking his hand in the air, hit her with a couple elbows to the gut, throw her off the ropes, big kick, and then a leg drop to end it.

by Mosby on Nov 14, 2006 6:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The jokers who loaded up on the directionals have a great sense of humor: Michigan (29), LSU (35), Texas (40), tOSU (49), Arkansas (81)

USC (2), Cal (4), Florida (14) deserve props for their schedules. Y’all know who’s currently #22 in Sagarin SOS.

by canuck on Nov 14, 2006 6:18 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Babe of the Month:

That little blonde is one tough mofo. Cute as a button, but tough as nails.

Though, I gotta give the soldier the benefit of the doubt. That is probably as close as he has gotten to a babe in 3 months, and, sometimes…

… you gotta do what you gotta do….

….. to get a nice piece of babe…when she has your head in her busom….

- – - -

J-Skool and GeronimoRumpleStinkin’ : It is nearly impossible to resist poking fun at the Notre Damers. Here is my entry for the day:

Notre Dame is just about to win another “Commander-in-Chief’s Trophy” when they beat Army again this Saturday.*

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Nov 14, 2006 6:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

SKLM, we had a nice piece of Babe for breakfast this morning. Two of them, actually.

If I had words…I’d make a day for you….

by Orson Swindle on Nov 14, 2006 6:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I with mosby on this one. The guys in shirts are the Citadel and the guys in jackets are VMI. I think that the cheerleader is removing her fellow VMI cadet from the fray, which may be the reason he went down so easy. Sorry to break up everyone’s fantasy.

by Jaket on Nov 14, 2006 7:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

This was floating around The Citadel BBS last night and I am shocked to find it here on EDSBS. As a Citadel graduate, I can only watch in horror as the reputation of my alma mater is trashed via YouTube. I am speechless—I can not even find a witty comment.

Back when these schools were tough, we imported cheerleaders from nearby College of Charleston. I believe now we grow them organically. I don’t know the practice at VMI, but I doubt this girl is a Keydet. If she is, good on her.

by Brandon Lang on Nov 14, 2006 7:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Making fun of ND NEVER gets old. Mostly because of the thin skin and rabbit ears that seemingly every domer fan has in abundance. Maybe if you hadn’t been pasted by UM, at home no less, all we would be hearing about is Brady Quinn 24/7 & how your genius coach is going to do unseemly things to poor outclassed Pete Carroll.

Instead, we get the incessant begging to be included in the big game in the end and Brady Quinn should be Heisman winner. You can’t seem to make up your minds whether your team is terrible and he carries it every week, or that it is great and should be in the National Championship game.

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 14, 2006 7:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I am pretty sure the chearleader in question could take any of those pretend soldiers from College Station.

Nice to see a good Nolan Ryan head lock move.

by milevin on Nov 14, 2006 7:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Lang-

I’ve been trying not to respond to any of this….BUT…yes I am a VMI cadet…commissioning in the Marine Corps next spring.

by carriem on Nov 14, 2006 8:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

From one cheerleader to another, Carrie, good job proving that generally we’re more than just good looking. We’re strong too. Of course, being a cadet probably was more of a factor there than anything else, but still…

by Paul M on Nov 14, 2006 9:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Just another good southern girl whose papa taught her the right way to defend herself. Kudos to her daddy! She can probably kick your ass on Saturday, doctor you up on Sunday, then return to giving the orders on Monday.

by Southern Papa on Nov 14, 2006 9:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Can I point out to all you Notre Dame SOS funny guys that Florida is playing a high school this weekend?

I know the Gators must be real concerned about defeating Western Carolina! WC has lost to Elon, Furman, and Liberty to name a few. WC is 2-8 with signature victories over Eastern Kentucky and Chowan. Chowan just finished their season with a loss to the Newport News Apprentice Builders. Chowan lost to West Carolina 42-0 and the NNAB 37-0. I’m not making this up.

Florida is playing a team that’s only 5 points better than the Newport News Apprentice Builders.

Marinate on that…

by Cabbage on Nov 14, 2006 9:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I think the real story of the video is the African-American cadet at the very end, who congratulates the cheerleader on her efforts.

I thought they hadn’t allowed black cadets at VMI since Mark Breland was in school.

by Haole on Nov 14, 2006 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

CarrieM,

My comment was almost “that cheerleader was too good looking to be a cadet”, but I held back. I guess you can call that a backhanded compliment if you like.
Despite being on the other side of the Silver Shako, I’m with you on this one. Good job, Marine! Whatever he did, he probably deserved it. I only wish I was in Charleston do see it live. (Thanks for wandering in here and posting.)

Haole,
Kudos for the Breland reference. Wrong school, though. Breland portrayed a black cadet in the move about The Citadel.

by Brandon Lang on Nov 14, 2006 9:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Brandon -

Yeah you missed a good game…citadel played well. There were actually two fights that took place…that was the second one.

you said it was all over the citadel bbs….lol
how is the citadel taking this?

by carriem on Nov 14, 2006 9:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Carrie,

The BBS is an old email listserv that fills my email box every day—mostly Old Corps guys complaining that things aren’t near as tough as they were back in the day. I generally delete most of them, but something made me read the ones concerning this. Most of the comments were along the lines of “the (VMI) rivalry is still alive”

Apparently, many were concerned it was dead. But I think the general feeling is that it was good to see some fighting spirit in the Corps.

What was the offense committed by this future member of the long gray line? Did it require a headlock?

by Brandon Lang on Nov 14, 2006 10:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

jaket #22,

I think we can all agree to hate each other’s football teams, but it’s not right ‘to break up everyone’s fantasy.’
Shame on you.

by SeaTrojan on Nov 14, 2006 10:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Citadel knobs (Freshmen) are also wearing grey blouses. The kid getting thrown down is a Citadel freshman. You see grey blouses pushing other grey blouses, these are VMI cadet pushing the knobs.

by info on Nov 14, 2006 11:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Notre Dame scheduled Stanford and North Carolina. Shame! Not one team in the SEC scheduled either of those.

No one needs bring up the service academies in the face of such cowardly avarice as that.

by Joshua on Nov 15, 2006 1:41 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Haole,

There are lots of african american cadets at VMI. There has been for a long time. The person in question in the video is not a cadet. He appears to be an Army major and I would give him credit for breaking up the fight because which ever direction he turned, things stopped pretty quickly. He’s probably an advisor to one of the schools.

by pfhokie on Nov 15, 2006 6:16 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I am a Citadel grad, and was at the game (it was my reunion).

For those that know these two schools… it really is difficult to tell who is who b/c the uniforms are almost exactly the same.

I will tell you that this was hilarious in person… then again, I was piss ass drunk with my classmates.

And before anyone bashes this guy for getting beat up by a girl… remember these two schools mold boys into men, and gentlemen… but that girl has big balls!

by TJ on Nov 15, 2006 8:31 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

and, she is cute… lucky guy! I’d let her put me in a headlock! Maybe even more!

by TJ on Nov 15, 2006 8:35 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Looks like she gave that guy a Russian leg sweep. Nice!

by Rob on Nov 15, 2006 9:20 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping to see a half nelson and a sharpshooter, personally

by NDTom on Nov 15, 2006 9:40 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Dash,

Great LOB reference!

by OhioDawg on Nov 15, 2006 10:00 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I personally know both the cadet and the cheerleader… she is from Alabama and this was how her mama taught her to handle her boyfriend when he gets out of hand

by Futbawl Fan on Nov 15, 2006 10:24 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Since we’re discussing cheerleader bashing (in one sense), I think the following video is appropriate (in the opposite but just as funny sense):

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Ey0NQVFo9A

What makes it even better is that its the ’domers.

by Aerobab on Nov 15, 2006 10:31 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

In my mind, the VMI fight went something like this:

VMI Cheer Coach: “Sweep the leg”
Carrie M: But Coach, I can take this guy!
VCC: “I SAID, sweep the leg!”
CM: “Yes, sensei.”
Random VMI Cadet: “Get him a bodybag. Yeaaaaaah!”

by RaginCajunRebel on Nov 15, 2006 10:47 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Aerobab— that was pretty funny, especially the announcer’s reaction. At least she didn’t take the pole to the face…

(yeah, there’s a lot of jokes I just set up, but what the hell.)

by AllWhoYonder on Nov 15, 2006 11:24 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

sure, she’s a great cheerleader/bouncer… but can she play hockey like this?

http://strangecosmos.com/content/item/120558.html

by Moonlight Graham Cracker on Nov 15, 2006 11:30 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Futbawl Fan -
haha very funny…..indiana, not alabama…and my “mama” and my “daddy” didnt teach this kind of behavior. lol…..

by carriem on Nov 15, 2006 11:42 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Indiana? For shame. No wonder we lost the War.

by Mosby on Nov 15, 2006 11:49 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Carrie—-What precisely was that move? And since you mention rock climbing, what’s your range? 5.8, 5.9, sport, trad….etc.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2006 12:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Orson: as you carry on this dialogue, please bear in mind that no matter how quickly you can rock climb, a bullet will always be able to catch you.

-Your Loving Wife

by The Conscience of a Nation on Nov 15, 2006 12:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Carrie: You rock, btw.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Nov 15, 2006 12:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Per VMI regs, we cannot interview directly. Thus this is the only way to communicate with the wrasslin’ cheerleader.

Per marriage regs, we acknowledge your marksmanship always. Consider yourself lucky that we’re attracted to women who are good shots.

by Orson Swindle on Nov 15, 2006 1:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I trust you; I just find it helpful to remind you of all the excellent reasons to remain trustworthy.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Nov 15, 2006 1:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Dear TCOAN

The last time I heard that comment was while watching TV with my dearly beloved… we had just heard the story about Lorena Bobbit and my DB had a pair of scissors in her hands… the comment was preceded by a somewhat pronounced “…snip, snip…”

by Futbawl Fan on Nov 15, 2006 1:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

nothing says love like a .357 rimfire to the back of the head from 50 yards negative elevation.

by Wooderson on Nov 15, 2006 2:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

FIRE

IN

THE

SACK

by MCab on Nov 15, 2006 6:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Dear Ms. TCOAN:

For all of the dudes out here with significant others: Allow Mr. Swindle to have some fun with a saucy babe on this blog thing, but, like the saying goes…..

“…you can check out the menu outside, but you have to eat at home…”

by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Nov 15, 2006 8:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

And here we’ve gone and used up the “Cockblocked” headline this week.

by dixiehack on Nov 16, 2006 2:43 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Your all wrong…the guy in red is a member of the big red club, in charge of VMIs sporting events, he is a cadet here. The girl is a cadet (and cheerleader) here as well. The girl put the headlock on a citadel cadet not a VMI cadet and he went down so easily because hes a bitch and goes to the citadel.

by VMICadet on Nov 16, 2006 9:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

As I sit here and read through all of these comments about VMI and the Citadel, particularly those made by individuals with no affiliation, however peripheral, of any kind to either institution, I am reminded of Abe Lincoln:

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt. "

Many of you have really taken great effort to remove all doubt.

by H. Carvey VMI '89 on Nov 16, 2006 11:06 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

my guess is she got hazed pretty bad on the Rat Line or something and had a little payback on her mind…its not her fault she couldn’t do 10 pushups, but guessing by the footage, she could hit that and then some…damn, her cover is blown

you know things are going down-hill in this country when women apply, are are actually admitted to Military Academies such as Citidel and VMI.

if they want gender equality, they need to start hitting from the blue tees, period.

by Guy on Nov 16, 2006 12:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Carrie McAtee can put me an cheerleader thigh lock around my face anytime, anywhere! Yum!

by Spunkster on Jan 27, 2007 5:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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