MARRY US. ALL OF US.
Information overload is the m.o. today. Only a speed freak with bionic wrists could honestly keep up with everything unfolding in the blogosphere today, and since our bionic implants are still in the mail, we’ll just have to content ourselves with being merely mortal today.
That said, we did find the second finest woman in the world, and all the coaching carousel updates will wait. How do we know you’re gay? Because you got put in a headlock by a cheerleader. That and the dip in the breadbowl totally convinced us.
On behalf of all mankind and speaking in the collective male voice: a cheerleader who puts a cadet in a headlock convincingly is a woman we all would be proud to have as our bride. Whoever you are: we love you, and salute you. Please reproduce so that your perky, brawling badassedness finds its way into future generations of peppy grappling sideline enforcers.
If only we could cross her with FIU crutch-swinger A’Mod Ned…behold, the Superman!
Just click and watch the VMI cheerleader in the upper right portion of the scrum. (Mega HT: PFHokie.)
What gonna do with all that ass? All that ass that you just kicked?
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Mid Major Conferences, Uncategorized, i need a dime, true love by Orson Swindle
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Carrie McAtee can put me an cheerleader thigh lock around my face anytime, anywhere! Yum!
Comment by Spunkster — January 27, 2007 @ 5:27 pm
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my guess is she got hazed pretty bad on the Rat Line or something and had a little payback on her mind…its not her fault she couldn’t do 10 pushups, but guessing by the footage, she could hit that and then some…damn, her cover is blown
you know things are going down-hill in this country when women apply, are are actually admitted to Military Academies such as Citidel and VMI.
if they want gender equality, they need to start hitting from the blue tees, period.
Comment by Guy — November 16, 2006 @ 12:34 pm
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As I sit here and read through all of these comments about VMI and the Citadel, particularly those made by individuals with no affiliation, however peripheral, of any kind to either institution, I am reminded of Abe Lincoln:
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then to speak out and remove all doubt. ”
Many of you have really taken great effort to remove all doubt.
Comment by H. Carvey VMI '89 — November 16, 2006 @ 11:06 am
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Your all wrong…the guy in red is a member of the big red club, in charge of VMIs sporting events, he is a cadet here. The girl is a cadet (and cheerleader) here as well. The girl put the headlock on a citadel cadet not a VMI cadet and he went down so easily because hes a bitch and goes to the citadel.
Comment by VMICadet — November 16, 2006 @ 9:45 am
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And here we’ve gone and used up the “Cockblocked” headline this week.
Comment by dixiehack — November 16, 2006 @ 2:43 am
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Dear Ms. TCOAN:
For all of the dudes out here with significant others: Allow Mr. Swindle to have some fun with a saucy babe on this blog thing, but, like the saying goes…..
“…you can check out the menu outside, but you have to eat at home…”
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — November 15, 2006 @ 8:04 pm
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FIRE
IN
THE
SACK
Comment by MCab — November 15, 2006 @ 6:30 pm
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nothing says love like a .357 rimfire to the back of the head from 50 yards negative elevation.
Comment by Wooderson — November 15, 2006 @ 2:56 pm
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Dear TCOAN
The last time I heard that comment was while watching TV with my dearly beloved… we had just heard the story about Lorena Bobbit and my DB had a pair of scissors in her hands… the comment was preceded by a somewhat pronounced “…snip, snip…”
Comment by Futbawl Fan — November 15, 2006 @ 1:50 pm
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I trust you; I just find it helpful to remind you of all the excellent reasons to remain trustworthy.
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — November 15, 2006 @ 1:09 pm
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Per VMI regs, we cannot interview directly. Thus this is the only way to communicate with the wrasslin’ cheerleader.
Per marriage regs, we acknowledge your marksmanship always. Consider yourself lucky that we’re attracted to women who are good shots.
Comment by Orson Swindle — November 15, 2006 @ 1:02 pm
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Carrie: You rock, btw.
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — November 15, 2006 @ 12:59 pm
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Orson: as you carry on this dialogue, please bear in mind that no matter how quickly you can rock climb, a bullet will always be able to catch you.
-Your Loving Wife
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — November 15, 2006 @ 12:58 pm