BLOGTOBERFEST! FULMEROOSKI EDITION.
by Orson on Nov 14, 2006 10:29 AM EST
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Print--The greatest fark of all...was sent to us today...Look! It's Fulmer chasing fried chicken! Just what the inventors of the internet meant it to be used for, we're sure. (HT: Doug, but we're sure SoonerFark is to credit/blame.)
--Clay Travis went to Gainesville, and says UF women are fat. We would, instead, insist they are plump with success and fat off all the good sex they're getting. Among other things, he actually interviews the pilots who flew inches from the scoreboard on the halftime flyover ("Not close," say the pilots.) He also runs into Tim Tebow, who took a photo with Clay and friend and then stiffarmed them all the way home to the 615 in a single twitch.
Clay Travis, meet Titan. Titan, meet Clay.
--Someone's threatening Doug Flutie: a Texas fan who blames Flutie for the Longhorn's loss, to be specific. Flutie is being hidden behind a fire hydrant until the whole thing blows over.
--After Arkansas trunked Tennessee on Saturday night with the finest single wing you'll see this side of Briscoe County High, Joel at Rocky Top Talk is looking for answers. Or barbecue. With Tennesseans, it's usually one of the two in any given situation.
--Spurrier and Meyer both gambled and won on fourth and shorts Saturday, as SMQ points out, which means that what some people confuse for ballsy gambling is actually just a keen sense of probability and situational value analysis expressing itself in playcalling. That's what we'll tell ourselves next time we call "deep attack" on 4th and 17 against our brother in NCAA 2007
--Elkon's got a great little review of the numbers for national title contenders. For all the bitching about Florida not scoring or moving the ball, 6.2ish per play beats both Ohio State and Michigan's offensive averages. Arkansas is slamming 6.7ish a play, which will surprise no one who has seen their "McFadden!" offense.
--DeSean Jackson blames the Cal loss on...the uniforms.
Again, Jackson is fast and quick, but apparently he is faster and quicker in blue pants.
Scoff if you will, but as a kid we scorched in our black and white Walter Payton Pumas. We totally agree with Jackson here. If Cal busts out the "Yellow Fever" unis against USC, Jackson may very well leave scorch marks on the turf.
Some colors are faster than others, according to Desean Jackson. Judging from the way UNC players run, powder blue and white are not two of them.
--Barry Zuckercorn! On the sidelines at USC! Good to see he could get away from the rest stops and drag clubs long enough to make an appearance with the Song Girls.
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It’s both. All of life’s answers are in teh BBQ.
by Rocky Top Talk on Nov 14, 2006 10:38 AM EST reply actions
Florida girls have been becoming a little on the chunky side. Probably too much time at Grog House and not enough time working in the kitchen, like Baby Jesus intended.
by Yant on Nov 14, 2006 10:44 AM EST reply actions
Those would have been Walter Payton KangaROOS, if I’m not mistaken.
by PeteJayhawk on Nov 14, 2006 11:05 AM EST reply actions
I just realized that the Gator Club in Boston watches the games at a place called….wait for it….McFadden’s. Guess what guy with two thumbs and a look of fear on his face isn’t going to be watching the game there on Dec. 2.
by italiangator on Nov 14, 2006 11:12 AM EST reply actions
orson,
it’s not about the ypp — you know that. it’s about whether or not your team can put the ball in the end zone. your gators have a potent offense, but it is usually overcome by incompetent decisions and untimely penalties. until florida can consistently score points, ypp is a garbage stat
by njuneardave on Nov 14, 2006 11:17 AM EST reply actions
Pete, we’ve gone back and forth on this—did Payton wear ’Roos, or Pumas? To be honest, we typed both, and Pumas seemed right.
by Orson Swindle on Nov 14, 2006 11:25 AM EST reply actions
The fonz comes to just about every game — he’s a long time fan.
by usctrojan78 on Nov 14, 2006 11:26 AM EST reply actions
Ahh, giant KFC bucket. Fulmer looks good, good feet and nice speed. A little top heavy for the open field.
by Peace w/o the barn on Nov 14, 2006 11:50 AM EST reply actions
Duuuuuude,
Those girls with the Fonz could redshirt to do an ‘Extreme Makeover’ and still not make Song Girl next season. They’re Band Broads.
by SeaTrojan on Nov 14, 2006 11:51 AM EST reply actions
Speaking of band chicks, has anyone noticed the average size of our flag girls (assuming you actually stick around to watch the walking atrocity that is our band)? The one dude who twirls with them is relatively lightweight in comparison.
by Yant on Nov 14, 2006 12:04 PM EST reply actions
O – You forgot to put a link into the ClayNation bit. Good stuff in that bit. Still no one has posted video of the flyover. Me Wantee Flyover!
by Panhandler on Nov 14, 2006 12:29 PM EST reply actions
Cheetohs & Odds ’n Ends Dept:
1. Fulmer vs. the Bucket of KFC Chicken: Hilarious! All that was missing were Cheetohs fingerprints all over the bucket.
2. UF Women Fat? I do not think so. I checked out the web site of Florida’s Kappa Delts and I would have to say that 2 out of 3 of those chicks were HOT! The other 33% look like normal girls.
3. Cal – The Mouse that Roared.
4. Borat The Movie – Someone should take Spurrier to that movie so that he can get back to Univ. of S. Carolina and personally kick the assess of the three rocket scientists that made the Game Male Chickens proud. (Very funny movie.)
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Nov 14, 2006 1:33 PM EST reply actions
Yeah the ClayNation piece was pretty good. Not his best but what do you expect from a Vol at a Gator game. I liked this blurb though:
48. On fourth down from their own side of the 50, Tim Tebow runs onto the field. Everyone in the entire stadium knows what is coming next. It is absolutely impossible to describe how delirious the crowd at Florida becomes when Tebow enters the game. It’s as if Jesus Christ suddenly landed at midfield. Tebow runs the quarterback sneak for a first down. Ben Hill Griffin stadium exhales as one and then cheers madly as a celebrating Tim Tebow morphs into Hacksaw Jim Tebow.
by Ahab on Nov 14, 2006 1:56 PM EST reply actions
Tebow – a fullback/TE taking snaps. Let’s see who cheers for him next season when Leak’s gone.
by Jim on Nov 14, 2006 2:26 PM EST reply actions
It turns out that the wrong Big 10 team is ranked first. Michigan has played a tougher schedule than OSU. I did an analysis of the W-L records of each of the BCS hopefuls’ opponents and OSU’s opponents have a W-L percentage that is the same as that of Boise State’s. The toughest schedule: Florida.
Click my name to see the whole post.
by FishFan-GatorMan on Nov 14, 2006 3:42 PM EST reply actions
I could’ve sworn that Sweetness wore Pony’s before he wore ’Roos…but I think I may be getting him confused with Earl Campbell.
One thing I know for certain is that Dominique Wilkins wore Brooks.
by DT on Nov 14, 2006 4:14 PM EST reply actions
http://michaelcastellon.blogspot.com/2006/11/kfcs-logo-first-to-be-seen-from-space.html
It looks like this is all part of the Colonel’s Galactic Plan. He is a member of the Pentumverate and I was always suspicious of his wee beady eyes.
by Schnitzengruben on Nov 14, 2006 7:58 PM EST reply actions
Sppnerfans it was. JayMarMan added Fulmer to the bucket of ChiKn.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 15, 2006 7:48 PM EST reply actions
Thanks for the tribute to my GIF…It was an offhand comment made on the SoonerFans message board when someone said “Can you do something with this?” it just popped into my head…
As a Wolverine who was living Nashville through the 1997 season…Nothing makes me happier than poking fun tha Fil
JayMarMan
by JayMarMan on Nov 17, 2006 2:02 PM EST reply actions
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