Making this blogpoll felt like doing trauma surgery. Nurse! More clamps! Everytime we moved something, something else started bleeding all over the place. It’s a mess, but see the serious problems discussed below, which are endemic and won’t be resolved until bowl sexy time.

Rank Team Delta
1 Ohio State
2 Michigan
3 Texas
4 California 1
5 Louisville 1
6 Florida 3
7 Arkansas 9
8 Auburn
9 Notre Dame 2
10 Southern Cal
11 LSU 11
12 Oklahoma 7
13 Rutgers 2
14 Wisconsin 1
15 Tennessee 11
16 West Virginia 9
17 Oregon 4
18 Georgia Tech 4
19 Wake Forest 1
20 Maryland 6
21 Virginia Tech 2
22 Nebraska 4
23 Boston College 11
24 Clemson 6
25 Texas A&M 8

Dropped Out: Missouri (#24), Boise State (#25).

Serious problems:

West Virginia has no d. None. Louisville can do that to people, but if the Mountaineers don’t hold serve once, they lose. Almost happened against Georgia in the Sugar Bowl last year, and totally happened in the UL game. They plummet with serious rebound opportunity.

Arkansas’ ranked over USC right now. USC’s not getting better over the course of the season; in fact, they seem to have plateaued. Arkansas, on the other hand, is running eight plays to victory every week and screaming upward. Coming up: Oregon, Cal, Notre Dame. Sweep the three and shininess will return with ease, and we won’t have to do anything silly like this again.

The Wisconsin issue. They’ll finish the season with one loss, but it’s puffery. They’re good, but their schedule’s wahhhhfer-thin, with the next toughest game after their loss to Michigan being a road trip to Iowa, who are not good. Bielema is our man of the year for the 15 Second Kickoff, but his team will roll into a bowl game overrated no matter what they do. And how do we punish two teams like Tennessee and LSU for playing each other to the last bloody seconds of a conference game? And especially LSU, who won a road game in hostile, Special Golden Estrus-scented territory?


The smell of Neyland: bags ‘em every time!

Nathan in our comments asks: “What on earth is going on with the ACC in your ballots?” Take off the “in your ballots” when discussing your completely facacta megaconference. Sanity forbids us from bumping the best-looking team (Wake Forest) too high, so up goes Tech. But they’ll lose an improbable game along the way, and then we’ll have to dredge up another mediocre ACC team (likely Clemson or Boston College) just to put them in the ballot. Someone figure out parity, get some Bellichickesque football math going, and just start winning the damn conference convincingly before Butch Davis takes over at UNC and does it for you. Because that’s gonna happen.

–As for A&M, Georgia Tech, and Boston College, we don’t trust them. We’re pretty sure Oklahoma’s too high, and that they’ll break our hearts, too. Yet like many other pollsters, we’re haunted by the ghost of championship booty past. Two losses? Ah, but that ass, shorty. Ooh! That ass.