Comments on: JOEPA APPLIES FOR MEDICAL REDSHIRT AFTER BROKEN LEG

By: VOLPIMP

VOLPIMP — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:51:26 +0000

Is it true his piss bag burst as well leading some to believe there was a premature Gatorade dousing?

By: rolliefingersmustache

rolliefingersmustache — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:53:37 +0000

#5-that’s the best and most hilarious comment I have seen posted on a blog in months. kudos on your fine grasp of joepa’s role during the pax romana. however, I also heard that he personally and without any help constructed hadrian’s wall and spent two centuries defending it from wild Celtic raiders, explaining his especial hatred for the Fighting Irish. Later on he survived being disembowled by the Saracens at the Battltle of Tours with Charles Martel, eventually swimming across the Atlantic Ocean, only to wind up being burned as a witch by the Puritans.

By: Phil

Phil — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:51:51 +0000

I might have been drinking Saturday, but I’m sure I read something on ESPN saying Joe had been euthanized.

By: j.j.

j.j. — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 23:18:13 +0000

crap, just ended sentence with a preposition”
I’ve always liked this quote from I think it was Churchill: “This is the type of English up with which I will not put.”

Oh, and Orson. Thanks for not recognizing wins from Samford or whatever as valid. Paterno IS the winningest coach. And whatever Bowden’s D1A win total is, you can subtract 1 from that (2002).

By: j.j.

j.j. — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 23:17:58 +0000

>crap, just ended sentence with a preposition”
I’ve always liked this quote from I think it was Churchill: “This is the type of English up with which I will not put.”

Oh, and Orson. Thanks for not recognizing wins from Samford or whatever as valid. Paterno IS the winningest coach. And whatever Bowden’s D1A win total is, you can subtract 1 from that (2002).

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:35:45 +0000

If he didn’t need a helmet, he doesn’t need a functioning left leg, biches.

By: parker91

parker91 — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:25:04 +0000

I miss having George around sometimes. During a game vs. Temple at Franklin Field, he actually said “there’s too many lines on the field. I can’t tell where the endzone is.”

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:23:26 +0000

And Nyan Boateng is out cause he got stabbed? What a pussy

By: PSUgirl

PSUgirl — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 20:01:48 +0000

that is an excellent question – sue’s going to have to regulate his diet accordingly.

I hope that they put him in a motorized wheelchair – what would be better than that? Joe zooming up and down the sideline, clipping off staff and officials as he goes, with a Brown pennant trailing behind – extending some claw like contraption to grab onto Levi Brown as he trots off the field following his 40th false start – or maybe the seat will elevate when he wants to get up in the face of an official, that red-headed kid and/or the kid who unintentionally scores the touchdown to go more than a score up on the good ol’ Owls.

By: Mack10zie

Mack10zie — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:39:00 +0000

how will this impact his bathroom dash times?

By: PSUrob

PSUrob — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:31:21 +0000

JoePa will live to fight another decade!

I have a couple of buddies going to the Rutgers/Louisville game Thursday night and they’re hurting for sign ideas…..thought EDSBS.com would fix that in a hurry. They’ve got some week ideas playing on the “RU” and “Fuhgeddaboutit” concepts.

What say you?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:29:06 +0000

The Haymarket Riot was a mere after-dinner chocolate for Brown’s most famous d-back.

JoePa was the sole survivor of Varus’ legions in the Battle of Teutoborg Wald, having survived getting his head nailed to a tree in the aftermath and subsequently chewing through the tree to freedom.

Every game against the Germanic hordes of Michigan and Wisconsin send him into a frenzy of undead rage and he has to be sedated to prevent repeated efforts to call the testudo formation on offense.

JoePa did however remain calm enough to say after the tOSU game, “Quarterbackus Morelli, victoriam redde!”

/NERD.

By: PSUgirl

PSUgirl — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 19:23:24 +0000

He ain’t missing no stinking games – my guess is that they just reattached the bionic leg.

Anyone notice that the right leg buckled back as well (uw kid hit that one) and joe basically did a split that any badger cheerleader would be proud of (yeah, go ahead and note the position of the 2 football players). >>>crap, just ended sentence with a preposition – so glad Joe is still recovering and doesn’t believe in the internet

By: SMQ

SMQ — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:59:31 +0000

Haymarket Riot? I approve this post.

By: irishoutsider

irishoutsider — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:51:56 +0000

He’ll grind your bones to make his bread.

As for Odell51, you should live every week like it was Shark Week.