IS THERE NO SUCH THING AS TRUE LOVE ANYMORE?

The FARK headline beat us to it: Pre-nup-a-zao.

Does this mean britney will be hot again? Or have her children ruined her poptart dumb blonde sluttiness?

Guys, I am not making this up: when my wife and I were on honeymoon in New York in August 2003, we took a taxi to the Waldorf Astoria and arrived on the Lexington Avenue entrance where paparazzi, cops, camera crews and thousands of people behind crush barriers were waiting, although obviously not for us. Before we got out of the cab, I told Mrs MSK that there obviously someone famous up ahead of us (‘a shortish woman wearing a black strappy dress’); after Mrs MSK got out of the cab and before I did, another familiar looking blonde woman wearing a hat got in and I thought I recognised her before I left her to it. Next morning, the complementary copy of NY Times arrives and on the front cover it’s Britney snogging Madonna at the MTV awards. Madonna was at the hotel entrance and although it took me a couple of years to believe it…I was in a taxi with Britney.

brittney’s coming to that point in her career where she’ll have to do a sleazy porno flick to get some attention.

I’d watch that sleazy porno flick. Don’t lie every man here would too damnit.

I think Brittany is super hot, even with that trailer park persona thang she has going on…

Especially with that trailer park persona thang.

For pure entertainment’s sake you’ll enjoy reading this little write up on Federwhatever’s most recent " concert.

Looks like ’ole K-Fed will be asking for a little more alimony than he thought…

Word on the street is that she looked hot on Letterman last night? Any YouTubeologists in the house?

Trailer trash with money!

My kind of gal.

This, of course, begs the question of whether there’s to be a trash battle between her and the leather handbag that’s so popular on this site.

twice married and two kids at 24. you can take the girl out of louisiana but…

Jenn Sterger vs. Brittany Spears Dept. (Comment #11)

I think Brittany would win that battle of the babes.

(But what do I know? I like beauty pageants that do not require the “talent” aspect, wrestiling chicks with bad acting abilities and those babes in hot pants that carry the signs between rounds at boxing matches.)

Not to spoil the rejoicing of the world’s richest white trash being back on the market, but there’s some bad news from Miami: Starting DE Bryan Pata was shot and killed in a Miami apartment complex tonight.

Just wanted to say thoughts and prayers to the family of Miami player Bryan Pata who was murdered in Miami this evening…

Yes, condolences to the Pata family. Maybe someone will wonder of Larry Coker has any kind of grip on the program.

But as far as the little blonde from Kentwood (in Tangipahoa Parish – they’re even more backwards than Livingston Parish, with our camo overalls and everything), the poor little thing needs to be turned over her papa’s knee, spanked, and then consoled.

She now needs to make the crossover to the place where she truly belongs – singing country & western.

And yes, I saw the Youtube clip from Letterman. She needs to let the hair grow out a bit, let the hem out on the skirt, cut a couple inches of the heels off, and fire her makeup consultant. The Mary Kay or Avon stuff just son’t cut it.

Sidenote – I have an 11 year old daughter who is informing me of this – I haven’t started to relish the things that Brian Kinchen dotes on.

Still about 28 more marriages to catch Elizabeth Taylor.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=somQERdn0UY

She actually looks not bad. But she’s lost it Mav, she’s lost that lovin’ feelin’.

M&B Dave,

That would have been a fun “show” to go to. Probably better comedy than half the stand ups in the city that night.

To steal a line . . . so is he now known as “FedEx”?

And is she now known as “MILF”?

#3

Nice. Ms. OC sat between BS and Christina Agulara at an MTV music awards show back around the turn of the century when the issues between the starlets were big tabloid fodder. Let’s just say the ms was just overwhelmed by the amazing banality of the conversation. She’s convinced the BS is even dumber than she comes off in the media. Not that I’d expect that to alter her MILF status with the EDSBS readers of course.

And I really thought those two silly kids would make it.

She probably feels inadequate now that K-Fed has found his calling and will be taking off like the gangsta that he is.

the lesson here, southern papa, is stick with the chicks from “the berry.”

here, here

Brittany Spears vs. Christina Aguilara Dept (Comment No.22):

I would pick Brittany over Christiana, anytime….

OC Phil: …banality of the conversation between those two?

That is like arguing that Butt-Head is smarter than Beavis. Coming first in that contest is no prize.

1. they’ve already removed it.