YOU'RE NOT IN OUR LEAGUE.

Shit!

When the paramedics are laughing their asses off, you might be Miami football.

Jesus was Rockne’s copilot.

How the mighty have fallen. Hard to imagine that little more than a decade ago Miami’s thugs could win championships. Now they can’t even win the Fulmer Cup, maybe not even a winning season. Where has the talent gone?

Where has the talent gone? to jail….or prison….

Rusty it wasn’t even a decade ago. The 2001 and 2002 teams were dominant.

In the bottom pic the guy with the VT hat is a little too into it!

Nice comment, Cool Hand Mike. You stay classy. Nevermind the fact that this post has nothing to do with ND or Rockne, let’s take a stab at a man’s death and turn it into a joke. Loser.

Rusy, in 1997, the U finished 5-6.

Just saying. A decade ago they had another bad year.

Huzzah to us – the republic of Khazakstan!! Not so easy to make it to the BCS when you’re not playing the likes of Temple and the gang now is it?

Damn, that is some straight-ass aligned uniform side striping. If tha U’s playas spent as much time on blocking and catching as they do on pimpin’ and primpin’ they’d be Top 5.

I know they won in those years, but those were anomalies. Hardly anyone on those teams was arrested for something. And as we all know, Miami football without criminals is like Thansgiving without turkey: not the way it should be.

Like school in the summertime, Nate.

I can take it as good as I give it.

What does an Alabama fan and a maggot have in common?

They can both live off a dead “Bear” for 20 years.

Get on before you get shit on, highbrow!

i find to best enjoy threads like this try to imagine as if all the comments were being spoken by bender from futurama.

FYI the VaTech pointer guy is a star on the Sooner fark boards. Many useful applications.

I guess in Alabama they rape their moms if they don’t get to play ball. Did anyone see the story?

Bite my shiny metal ass, Kleph.

It’s great that Notre Dame fans, Florida fans, and, hell, just about everyone else in the college football universe can come together in harmony and piss themselves laughing at a 5-3 Hurricanes team.

I want to point out that the Hurricanes might only be favored in one of their remaining four games. That’s right—there’s a realistic chance that Miami will finish 6-6 this season, with wins over Duke, Florida International, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida A&M, and Houston by one point. I think that, had Thomas Aquinas known about this, he would have submitted six proofs for the existence of God.

Captaineclectic,
You can’t say it any better than that. I’d like to add that I do get some schadenfreude out of FSU’s fall, too. It’s gotta be karma from their ‘victory’ over my team in 2002.

Where are those shitty ghetto fatigues when you need ’em!

It couldn’t happen to a more deserving team than Miami. The fight against Florida International only served to highlight the classlessness of the U. They may want to re-think the idea of a thug-life ethos for the football program.

Da “U” stands for unranked.

I almost wish they would go 7-5 and ND would throw a few games just to get a chance to prison rape them in whatever meaningless bowl we’d face them in.

I guess I’ll have to take consolation in playing football in January.

Miami would do the same thing any team with athleticism does. They would throw deep because ND really can’t do much about it. If the players caught the passes would go unknown, but they’d sure be able to get behind ND like everyone else.

Real Funny Dept:

Hearing trash talk by a Domer regarding what they would do in bowl games (Comment #21), given their 8 bowl game losing streak, worst ever in college football, is like listening to Charlie “Cheesburger” Weis about self-control at the dinner table, or proper use of the English language.

the dome will see no more championships ’til they figure out how to end a game in a tie. what great history-rockne, john huarte, high school coaches, fat asses and sissies. next coach at fsu? nobody whines like fat phil. send jeff to the family minor league team-samford