Comments on: WEEKEND IN REVIEW: WORLD’S LARGEST COKE ORGY SNIFFS ITSELF OUT

By: Aerobab

Aerobab — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:09:52 +0000

“I was nervous about the potential comeback until I saw #72 Daniel Inman mock the chomp after the Stafford TD run. Game…over…premature chomp mocking.”

What made the premature echompulation even funnier was that it was done when UGA was still down 14 points! If that particular TD put the Dawgs in the lead, it’s at least justifyable (although still a sign of ultimate death). Silly Freshmen!

By: Meg

Meg — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:45:22 +0000

Hetland should get some kind of award just because I couldn’t figure out HOW he kept missing. It actually seemed more difficult to miss the goalposts, but he somehow managed it twice again.

As for Inman, I have a theory about him this year: I really think he is trying to sabotage the team. He goes out of his way to whiff on blocks, gets his QB killed, and complains about practice, but there is not a thing the coaches can do to him because there is simply no BODY behind him.

By: DHC

DHC — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:24:13 +0000

Sweet, sweet victory.

Is there anything better as a Gator alum than holding your head high (yet again) on a fine, sunny Monday in Atlanta?

15 of 17. Dominance? Thy name is UF over UGA.

Yeah, the last half hour was exasperating as we’d gain the critical 1st down (penalty!) and then gain the critical 1st down (penalty!). But it’s OK since we’ve got Thomas, Siler and Nelson. Did UGA honestly think they’re gonna drive the ball for the tying TD? Not a chance.

Good luck to Massaqui (spelling?) on finding a good therapist to get over that whole “Reggie Nelson” thing. Perhaps any of the LSU receivers or Erik Ainge could offer a recommendation? Here’s to a breakthrough! We’re pulling for ya, big guy.

By: Marshawns Grill

Marshawns Grill — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:10:14 +0000

I believe the correct terminology is “premature echompulation”

By: Flop

Flop — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:14:38 +0000

PCM: Always a bad decision.

By: Kerwin4two

Kerwin4two — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:52:17 +0000

I was nervous about the potential comeback until I saw #72 Daniel Inman mock the chomp after the Stafford TD run. Game…over…premature chomp mocking.

By: italiangator

italiangator — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:30:39 +0000

I must say one of the oddest things on Sat. were the kickoffs- if this is what happens when we change kickers, I can understand why Hetland, despite his best efforts, is still attempting FGs. I still say he should be in the talk for the Groza.

By: BamaCPA

BamaCPA — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:44:24 +0000

Beware your lust for the ass kicking – it may not be good to cram a year’s worth of points into just one game. Better to space them out and save them points for a rainy day.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:35:05 +0000

No clue, Meg. Absolutely none.

By: Meg

Meg — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:33:19 +0000

Hey Orson, technically to kick ass, your kicker would first have to be able to hit the ass. Exactly why does the kicker aim directly for the sidelines on kick-offs with a first time kick returner back deep? I can understand the short or bouncing punts, but the kick-offs? You do that with a viable offense on the other sidelines, and it will be UF’s ass that will be sore.

By: RaginCajun

RaginCajun — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:25:33 +0000

Big Dawg UGA was +10 Saturday morning…

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:13:40 +0000

History is old and gross, Big Dawg.

By: Big Dawg

Big Dawg — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:00:21 +0000

“An ass-kicking like something out of the Bible.” – Like UGA did to UF year after year in the 70’s and 80’s – remember 51-0, 44-0, etc…

“All in all, as bad as it was, 15 out of 17 bitches!” – Quite a selective memory there pal. Overall, series is still UGA +9

By: Mormon T. Suxorz

Mormon T. Suxorz — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:27:31 +0000

Best part of the game was watching Mohamed Massaquoi decide catching the ball in front of Reggie Nelson really wasn’t a very good idea. Scared doesn’t begin to describe how it looked. Petrified is more like it.

By: Jackwraith

Jackwraith — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 19:53:12 +0000

Heh. Sounds just like Michigan fans today. Score, goddammit! Don’t just hold them to -13 rushing yards! Score so they never lift their bloody heads from the ground again! Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! Hear the lamentation of the women!