TOO MANY HEADLINE POSSIBILITIES…
When sitting at home, thinking about the most juvenile possible EDSBS headlines we could possibly write, it came down to one day dream. We knew we couldn’t force South Carolina to play Southern Cal…, so our best bet was the USC/OSU match up. But could Oregon State possibly be the team to end USC’s regular season and Pac 10 streaks??????
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 Well, it happened and we couldn’t narrow down the headline choices to one. I mean, “Trojans Busted, Beavers Responsible” is good and all, but is it a clear winner over “Beavers Turn Back Trojans In The End”… or “Trojans Denied By Beavers”… or “Beavers Defense To Tight For Trojans”. … or ”Impotent Trojans Can’t Penatrate Beavers”. How could we possibly choose? Oh yea, and it was like totally the biggest upset of the season and could lead the BCS into controversy…. but its really all about the juvenile wise cracks for us.
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Great headlines for a rare occurence that happens about as often as the return of Halley’s comet (i.e. Beavers swallowing the Trojan).
And now for some historical perspective from a 57-9 Pac10 “rivalry” (choose your favorite):
Trojans stuff Beavers (actual headline one year from the Oregonian)
Trojans give it to the Beavers again
Trojans work over Beavers
Beavers unable to stop Trojan attack
Beavers give it up in the end as Trojans prevail
Beavers in a fog as Trojans come from behind (should have been the 2004 headline for the famous fog game)
Add to the list!
Let’s face it, the headlines are better when USC wins.
Comment by PCB — November 7, 2006 @ 1:09 am
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Nine out of ten Beavers prefer LifeStyles and Ramses over Trojans.
Comment by The Duke of Wazzu — November 1, 2006 @ 9:03 pm
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We’ll have to consult the computer rankings.
Comment by SeaTrojan — October 31, 2006 @ 1:01 pm
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As a fan of the vanquished party, I’ll self-anoint myself judge. DC Trojan and OC phil can make it a tribunal if they like.
I’m inclined to reverse the rankings but not if it’s going to mean more billboards over split championships.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 31, 2006 @ 11:48 am
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By the way, in terms of romantic songs, the Orson Swindle Lee Corso Slo Jam is second in my book only to R Kelly’s Piss On You. Women’s knees get weak at the thought of Corso nekkid.
Comment by j.j. — October 30, 2006 @ 10:01 pm
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Corso’s not gay. He just acts that way to pick up chicks (like Mr Garrison). Haven’t you heard the slow jam? Orson, by the way, that’s the best song you’ve ever recorded.
Comment by j.j. — October 30, 2006 @ 9:57 pm
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Trojans bend, break; Beavers still satisified
Comment by NoVaDamer — October 30, 2006 @ 9:57 pm
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How ’bout this one - Part 2:
Beavers Borrow Corso’s Merkin…..
Can Not be Penetrated by Trojans
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — October 30, 2006 @ 7:41 pm