TOO MANY HEADLINE POSSIBILITIES…
When sitting at home, thinking about the most juvenile possible EDSBS headlines we could possibly write, it came down to one day dream. We knew we couldn’t force South Carolina to play Southern Cal…, so our best bet was the USC/OSU match up. But could Oregon State possibly be the team to end USC’s regular season and Pac 10 streaks??????
Well, it happened and we couldn’t narrow down the headline choices to one. I mean, “Trojans Busted, Beavers Responsible” is good and all, but is it a clear winner over “Beavers Turn Back Trojans In The End”… or “Trojans Denied By Beavers”… or “Beavers Defense To Tight For Trojans”. … or ”Impotent Trojans Can’t Penatrate Beavers”. How could we possibly choose? Oh yea, and it was like totally the biggest upset of the season and could lead the BCS into controversy…. but its really all about the juvenile wise cracks for us.
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USCLink says:
Remember, USC plays USC to start the College basketball season, so you should keep some in stock for then.
“Trojans’ offense batted away from Beavers, unable to convert.”
October 30th, 2006 at 12:10 am
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j.j. says:
THE ZOMBIE’S FINALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! Oregon State took a chainsaw to that SOB.
I shouldn’t hate USC this much. It can’t be healthy.
October 30th, 2006 at 12:27 am
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ANnArborIsAWhore says:
Thank you Beavers!
October 30th, 2006 at 12:38 am
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Uncle Smokey Stank says:
How about
“Fiesty Beavers fend off broken Trojans”
October 30th, 2006 at 12:40 am
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Rob G says:
“Trojans busted as they try to come from behind”
October 30th, 2006 at 12:44 am
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Rob G says:
Make that
“Trojans busted as they try to take Beavers from behind”
October 30th, 2006 at 12:45 am
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DisplacedTexan says:
“Late Trojan thrust falls flat, can’t overcome tough Beavers”
October 30th, 2006 at 12:46 am
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Sherlock's sidekick says:
Yes, while drinking after the Tech game this made for some fun comments. My favorite “Shocking result” Beavers get off in the end, trojans left unsatisfied.”
Who can’t wait for SC to play USC in b-ball this year? They should broadcast it just for the novelty.
October 30th, 2006 at 12:54 am
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SeaTrojan says:
USC already played USC in football back when USC won 3 Heisman’s in a row – both of them.
Yes that sentence was fucked up. It’s almost as fucked up as losing to a team in a town that sounds like the name of a 70’s automobile.
October 30th, 2006 at 1:50 am
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Wes says:
Was everyone else as disappointed as I was when they saw that this was the only story filed under the tag “Beaver jokes”?
October 30th, 2006 at 1:50 am
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S says:
that serna guy is still the kicker. i bet he still hears the sound of the post at night. “sploooooooong”
October 30th, 2006 at 3:03 am
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Palpie says:
I’d go with “Beaver’s defense too tight for Trojans, Booty left unsastified”
And Southern Cal, South Carolina, and Oregon State should have to play a three way round robin every year. They could even have a special trophy for any team that sweeps, like the acadamies’ CiC trophy.
October 30th, 2006 at 3:49 am
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U-Dub Dish says:
“USC too short for Beavers.”
October 30th, 2006 at 3:55 am
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lola says:
trojan booty can’t lick the beaver
October 30th, 2006 at 5:11 am
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Allaha says:
Twisted, juvenile minds clearly think alike. Before seeing this post, I too was working away at the headline for this story: Beavers Withstand Assault By Trojans
Although it’s not a competition — actually, I guess it is a competition — in the early voting Sherlock is looking good. But then again, don’t Trojans always leave us somewhat unsatisfied?
October 30th, 2006 at 7:13 am
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Grant says:
Beavers Give Trojans a Bath With Their Socks On
October 30th, 2006 at 8:13 am
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NewAZTiger says:
“Beavers swallow Trojans whole, spit out sloppy mess”
“Trojan Attack Ends Prematurely, Surprisingly, Beavers still happy.”
October 30th, 2006 at 8:38 am
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zibby says:
I would like to volunteer to comfort and console any Song Girls upset by the loss.
October 30th, 2006 at 9:06 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
Trojans Take It To Beavers But Beavers Push Back
Beavers Withstand Trojan Thrust
Beavers Come Away Winners Over Trojans
Trojans Denied In New Beaver (stadium)
Trojans Come Happy, Leave Wilted – Beavers Prevail
Beavers Slide Over Trojans
October 30th, 2006 at 9:16 am
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Darkknight says:
Has it gotten this bad? Your first post about the weekend isn’t a rub it in post about 15 / 17, but a post thinking up juvenile headlines?
Have the Bulldawgs fallen that far in your eyes? That’s depressing
October 30th, 2006 at 9:55 am
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NewAZTiger says:
“Beavers slide over Trojans”
I believe we have a winner.
October 30th, 2006 at 10:15 am
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AUAlum says:
Hate to get away from the Beaver-Trojan jokes, but did anyone else notice that Colt McCoy has a special water bottle on the sidelines?
One of the UT assistants had a bunch of Gatorade bottles but pulled out some special four-oz. bottle for Colt. I’m sure its filled with the water of the lake McCoy saved a man’s life in, but I’m still disappointed in Colt.
October 30th, 2006 at 10:21 am
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Futbawl Fan says:
“Oregon Beavers deny SoCal Surfers”
October 30th, 2006 at 10:34 am
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Futbawl Fan says:
Oh yeah… and the small print headline…
Beavers to play with Carolina Cocks in post season..
October 30th, 2006 at 10:36 am
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tzubear says:
Good headlines guys. A few years ago the Portland paper THE OREGONIAN actually ran the headline ‘Trojans stuff Beavers’.
USC looses, and Temple wins? Wow!
Now only if My beavers can get to a bowl.
October 30th, 2006 at 10:37 am
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tzubear says:
To the USC fans in attendance… we greatly respect your program which is why this win is so big. As I said above, now the Beavs need a bowl. Say what you want about ‘the poodle’ all you detractors wish he was your coach. Jim Beseda of THE OREGONIAN says it best.
-USC coach Pete Carroll, who like Riley is one of the game’s truly nice people, actually said the following to L.A. media after the Trojans blew their BCS title hopes all to hell with four turnovers. … “This is a great day for Oregon State’s football team. My hat is off to Mike. … I thought they did a great job. They played great the whole day and they did a bunch of stuff that we wish we could have done.”
October 30th, 2006 at 10:57 am
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PW says:
“Corso (Once Again) Mistakenly Chooses Booty Over Beavers”
October 30th, 2006 at 11:17 am
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DC Trojan says:
“Trojans’ Attempt Comeback in Beavers’ Zone, Denied by [Reservoir] Tip.”
October 30th, 2006 at 11:42 am
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Wooderson says:
Re: #26
I can think of at least one school who doesn’t really wish they had Pete Carroll as their head coach.
(hint: He was on 60 Minutes last night)
October 30th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
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PSUgirl says:
Greetings from the land of Beaver Stadium, Beaver Avenue, Beaver Hall, Beaver Terrace…
Well done Oregon State.
“Beavers tighten as Trojans beat themselves”
October 30th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
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PDXGoneGator says:
Trojans Needlessly Pull Out Early
Beavers Snatch Victory
Trojans Hand Balls To Beavers All Afternoon, Leave Exhausted
October 30th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
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LSUfan says:
“Southern Cal tries unsuccessfully to have sex with Oregon State…” How’s that?
October 30th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
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darthgatorone says:
“Beavers clamp down on Trojans.”
That is all. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
October 30th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
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fresh says:
Hey PM…
“Corso mistakenly chooses Booty over Beavers”
That’s the one.
October 30th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
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Nate says:
“Beavers jump on Trojans early, hold on to ride to victory”
October 30th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Believe it or Not Dept:
Reading some of the Beaver/Trojan ‘headlines’ is making me laugh and taking some of the sting out of the awful loss. Actually, I might add my own……
October 30th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
How ’bout this one:
The Trojans Bent until they Broke against the Rancid Smelling Beavers
October 30th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
As a fan of the vanquished party, I’ll self-anoint myself judge. DC Trojan and OC phil can make it a tribunal if they like.
1. PDXGoneGator #31- nice job.
2. tie- LSufan #32, fresh #34 – EDSBS steak knives, if they make ‘em.
October 30th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Question???
I have read a lot of stuff about Lee Corso being a gay so and so…
Why does he get a lot of this type of attention and not every other sports joker out there in broadcasting land?
I think I missed the Memo on this one….Would appreciate the info….
October 30th, 2006 at 7:19 pm
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Simmo79 says:
“Southern Cal tries unsuccessfully to have sex with Oregon State…” How’s that?
I think that’s called a “single entendre”
October 30th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
How ’bout this one – Part 2:
Beavers Borrow Corso’s Merkin…..
Can Not be Penetrated by Trojans
October 30th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
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NoVaDamer says:
Trojans bend, break; Beavers still satisified
October 30th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
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j.j. says:
Corso’s not gay. He just acts that way to pick up chicks (like Mr Garrison). Haven’t you heard the slow jam? Orson, by the way, that’s the best song you’ve ever recorded.
October 30th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
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j.j. says:
By the way, in terms of romantic songs, the Orson Swindle Lee Corso Slo Jam is second in my book only to R Kelly’s Piss On You. Women’s knees get weak at the thought of Corso nekkid.
October 30th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
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DC Trojan says:
As a fan of the vanquished party, I’ll self-anoint myself judge. DC Trojan and OC phil can make it a tribunal if they like.
I’m inclined to reverse the rankings but not if it’s going to mean more billboards over split championships.
October 31st, 2006 at 11:48 am
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SeaTrojan says:
We’ll have to consult the computer rankings.
October 31st, 2006 at 1:01 pm
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The Duke of Wazzu says:
Nine out of ten Beavers prefer LifeStyles and Ramses over Trojans.
November 1st, 2006 at 9:03 pm
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PCB says:
Great headlines for a rare occurence that happens about as often as the return of Halley’s comet (i.e. Beavers swallowing the Trojan).
And now for some historical perspective from a 57-9 Pac10 “rivalry” (choose your favorite):
Trojans stuff Beavers (actual headline one year from the Oregonian)
Trojans give it to the Beavers again
Trojans work over Beavers
Beavers unable to stop Trojan attack
Beavers give it up in the end as Trojans prevail
Beavers in a fog as Trojans come from behind (should have been the 2004 headline for the famous fog game)
Add to the list!
Let’s face it, the headlines are better when USC wins.
November 7th, 2006 at 1:09 am