TOO MANY HEADLINE POSSIBILITIES...

Remember, USC plays USC to start the College basketball season, so you should keep some in stock for then.

“Trojans’ offense batted away from Beavers, unable to convert.”

THE ZOMBIE’S FINALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! Oregon State took a chainsaw to that SOB.

I shouldn’t hate USC this much. It can’t be healthy.

Thank you Beavers!

How about

“Fiesty Beavers fend off broken Trojans”

“Trojans busted as they try to come from behind”

Make that

“Trojans busted as they try to take Beavers from behind”

“Late Trojan thrust falls flat, can’t overcome tough Beavers”

Yes, while drinking after the Tech game this made for some fun comments. My favorite “Shocking result” Beavers get off in the end, trojans left unsatisfied."

Who can’t wait for SC to play USC in b-ball this year? They should broadcast it just for the novelty.

USC already played USC in football back when USC won 3 Heisman’s in a row – both of them.

Yes that sentence was fucked up. It’s almost as fucked up as losing to a team in a town that sounds like the name of a 70’s automobile.

Was everyone else as disappointed as I was when they saw that this was the only story filed under the tag “Beaver jokes”?

that serna guy is still the kicker. i bet he still hears the sound of the post at night. “sploooooooong”

I’d go with “Beaver’s defense too tight for Trojans, Booty left unsastified”

And Southern Cal, South Carolina, and Oregon State should have to play a three way round robin every year. They could even have a special trophy for any team that sweeps, like the acadamies’ CiC trophy.

“USC too short for Beavers.”

trojan booty can’t lick the beaver

Twisted, juvenile minds clearly think alike. Before seeing this post, I too was working away at the headline for this story: Beavers Withstand Assault By Trojans

Although it’s not a competition — actually, I guess it is a competition — in the early voting Sherlock is looking good. But then again, don’t Trojans always leave us somewhat unsatisfied?

Beavers Give Trojans a Bath With Their Socks On

“Beavers swallow Trojans whole, spit out sloppy mess”

“Trojan Attack Ends Prematurely, Surprisingly, Beavers still happy.”

I would like to volunteer to comfort and console any Song Girls upset by the loss.

Trojans Take It To Beavers But Beavers Push Back

Beavers Withstand Trojan Thrust

Beavers Come Away Winners Over Trojans

Trojans Denied In New Beaver (stadium)

Trojans Come Happy, Leave Wilted – Beavers Prevail

Beavers Slide Over Trojans

Has it gotten this bad? Your first post about the weekend isn’t a rub it in post about 15 / 17, but a post thinking up juvenile headlines?

Have the Bulldawgs fallen that far in your eyes? That’s depressing

“Beavers slide over Trojans”

I believe we have a winner.

Hate to get away from the Beaver-Trojan jokes, but did anyone else notice that Colt McCoy has a special water bottle on the sidelines?
One of the UT assistants had a bunch of Gatorade bottles but pulled out some special four-oz. bottle for Colt. I’m sure its filled with the water of the lake McCoy saved a man’s life in, but I’m still disappointed in Colt.

“Oregon Beavers deny SoCal Surfers”

Oh yeah… and the small print headline…

Beavers to play with Carolina Cocks in post season..

Good headlines guys. A few years ago the Portland paper THE OREGONIAN actually ran the headline ‘Trojans stuff Beavers’.
USC looses, and Temple wins? Wow!
Now only if My beavers can get to a bowl.

To the USC fans in attendance… we greatly respect your program which is why this win is so big. As I said above, now the Beavs need a bowl. Say what you want about ‘the poodle’ all you detractors wish he was your coach. Jim Beseda of THE OREGONIAN says it best.

-USC coach Pete Carroll, who like Riley is one of the game’s truly nice people, actually said the following to L.A. media after the Trojans blew their BCS title hopes all to hell with four turnovers. … "This is a great day for Oregon State’s football team. My hat is off to Mike. … I thought they did a great job. They played great the whole day and they did a bunch of stuff that we wish we could have done.’’

“Corso (Once Again) Mistakenly Chooses Booty Over Beavers”

“Trojans’ Attempt Comeback in Beavers’ Zone, Denied by [Reservoir] Tip.”

Re: #26

I can think of at least one school who doesn’t really wish they had Pete Carroll as their head coach.

(hint: He was on 60 Minutes last night)

Greetings from the land of Beaver Stadium, Beaver Avenue, Beaver Hall, Beaver Terrace…

Well done Oregon State.

“Beavers tighten as Trojans beat themselves”

Trojans Needlessly Pull Out Early

Beavers Snatch Victory

Trojans Hand Balls To Beavers All Afternoon, Leave Exhausted

“Southern Cal tries unsuccessfully to have sex with Oregon State…” How’s that?

“Beavers clamp down on Trojans.”

That is all. Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

Hey PM…

“Corso mistakenly chooses Booty over Beavers”

That’s the one.

“Beavers jump on Trojans early, hold on to ride to victory”

Believe it or Not Dept:

Reading some of the Beaver/Trojan ‘headlines’ is making me laugh and taking some of the sting out of the awful loss. Actually, I might add my own……

How ’bout this one:

The Trojans Bent until they Broke against the Rancid Smelling Beavers

As a fan of the vanquished party, I’ll self-anoint myself judge. DC Trojan and OC phil can make it a tribunal if they like.

1. PDXGoneGator #31- nice job.

2. tie- LSufan #32, fresh #34 – EDSBS steak knives, if they make ’em.

Question???

I have read a lot of stuff about Lee Corso being a gay so and so…

Why does he get a lot of this type of attention and not every other sports joker out there in broadcasting land?

I think I missed the Memo on this one….Would appreciate the info….

"Southern Cal tries unsuccessfully to have sex with Oregon State…" How’s that?

I think that’s called a “single entendre”

How ’bout this one – Part 2:

Beavers Borrow Corso’s Merkin…..

Can Not be Penetrated by Trojans

Trojans bend, break; Beavers still satisified

Corso’s not gay. He just acts that way to pick up chicks (like Mr Garrison). Haven’t you heard the slow jam? Orson, by the way, that’s the best song you’ve ever recorded.

By the way, in terms of romantic songs, the Orson Swindle Lee Corso Slo Jam is second in my book only to R Kelly’s Piss On You. Women’s knees get weak at the thought of Corso nekkid.

As a fan of the vanquished party, I’ll self-anoint myself judge. DC Trojan and OC phil can make it a tribunal if they like.

I’m inclined to reverse the rankings but not if it’s going to mean more billboards over split championships.

We’ll have to consult the computer rankings.

Nine out of ten Beavers prefer LifeStyles and Ramses over Trojans.

Great headlines for a rare occurence that happens about as often as the return of Halley’s comet (i.e. Beavers swallowing the Trojan).

And now for some historical perspective from a 57-9 Pac10 “rivalry” (choose your favorite):

Trojans stuff Beavers (actual headline one year from the Oregonian)
Trojans give it to the Beavers again
Trojans work over Beavers
Beavers unable to stop Trojan attack
Beavers give it up in the end as Trojans prevail
Beavers in a fog as Trojans come from behind (should have been the 2004 headline for the famous fog game)

Add to the list!

Let’s face it, the headlines are better when USC wins.