SMQ BRINGS US CHRIS FOWLER’S DIARY
This may be the funniest thing we’ve read this week: Chris Fowler’s diary, courtesy of SMQ.
Some people get to call him “Herbstreit.” Prime cut, SMQ. We cheer.
This may be the funniest thing we’ve read this week: Chris Fowler’s diary, courtesy of SMQ.
Some people get to call him “Herbstreit.” Prime cut, SMQ. We cheer.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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Who knew someone who knows so much about college football could be such a homo?!?!?
Anyone ever seen the Fowler clip on HD about his wedding in Long Island? Equally disturbing. Maybe I’m gay for watching it.
Comment by Jeremy Henley — October 27, 2006 @ 10:11 am
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fun time is over, Threadjack, I hate Jawja, Go Gators.
Comment by Mack10zie — October 27, 2006 @ 11:09 am
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That just made Gameday so much more interesting. I will never be able to watch it the same way. Hilarious.
Comment by Cardiac Kids — October 27, 2006 @ 11:21 am
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I only caught a little bit of the game, but the awkwardness in that booth when that line came out was so thick you could cut it with a rusty knife. I mean, Yikes. The gameday set should be interesting this week.
Comment by Wooderson — October 27, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
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Wait, the exchange in the booth really took place? Oh man, that makes this soooo much funnier.
Comment by Phil K. — October 27, 2006 @ 12:08 pm
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What would’ve been even funnier is if Fowler had let eons of repressed rage finally boil to the surface and just let Herbie have it — tired of being the smart, responsible older child in the shadow of the good-looking athlete (Herbstreit) and the genial cutup (Corso), Fowler just plain explodes . . .
“Do you think he was down, Herbstreit?”
“Uh . . . Herbstreit? Since when did you start calling me that?”
(rage building) “Oh . . . so now you’re laying down ‘rules’ as to what I can call you?”
“Look, just chill out . . . call me ‘Kirk,’ all right?”
“OH, YEAH! MR. GOOD-TIMIN’ HERBSTREIT JUST HAS TO BE EVERYBODY’S BEST BUDDY, SO YOU HAVE TO CALL HIM ‘KIRK’! THAT WHAT YOU TELL ALL THE GIRLS I WANT TO TALK TO BUT END UP GATHERING AROUND YOU INSTEAD, CAPTAIN COCK-BLOCK? I’M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING THE BORING STRAIGHT MAN! WHY CAN’T I PUT ON A GODDAMN MASCOT HEAD ONCE IN A WHILE? DAMMIT! MOM ALWAYS LIKED YOU BEST!”
&c., &c., &c.
Comment by Doug — October 27, 2006 @ 12:28 pm
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Well done Doug, well done. I can totally envision that. Ad execs call that “theater of the mind”
Comment by Pandemonium Reigns — October 27, 2006 @ 1:21 pm
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When reading the diary I kept hearing Henry Winkler’s Waterboy character in my head. The part where he is on the phone with his grandma wearing those high heels and the phone isnt connected.
Comment by Dr Sak — October 27, 2006 @ 3:16 pm
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I see Kirk beating up Fowler and stealing his diary. Kirk would then share it with the entire game day staff. Then Fowler would cry because everyone would know what a huge pussy he is.
Comment by Uncle Smokey Stank — October 28, 2006 @ 11:32 am