NAVY GUYS NEED WOMEN. SEE BELOW FOR PROOF.

Videos like this make me happy that I invested in Google days before they bought YouTube.

Have you ever…ever…ever been at a school with 4,000 dudes and 400 women, of which, about 10 are hot in the real world?

Didn’t think so…that video is tame. Back in the day, we used to just chain people to urinals and beat them senseless. Then we would put a bucket over their head and make them smoke a cigar quickly inducing vomit.

/not really, but I heard the bucket thing works.

“you read about these things in the paper, but you never expect to see them in real life”

Actually, I have been at school with 4000 dude and 400 women…Michigan Tech. Although our primary activity isn’t making crazy videos, it’s drinking…a lot. Gotta keep warm somehow.

follow up: these 3 consecutive headlines on yahoo:

Study shows 39 million gallons of fuel are used each year for every extra pound of passenger weight

Exxon posts $10.49 billion profit

Y! Health: Eat more, weigh less?

Tbmd96,
I have a hard time believing you went to a military academy that had 10 women that would be considered hot in the real world. That estimate seems EXTREMELY high to me.

As a former sailor, let me say that we don’t look for women. We look for “seahags”

Anchors Aweigh motherfuckers!

“Shake down the thunder from the sky” indeed.

Hope Paul Johnson’s boys are ready, because Cheeseburger Charlie Will Not Be Amused.

Don’t ask. Don’t tell.

TideInTX,

   You’re right, I probably estimated high. Now, Air Force, that’s where the women are…they must have at least 15 hotties.

Therealsolitaire,

   At least at Michigan Tech you are allowed off-campus during the week.

I didn’t even listen to it The visual was enough.

My tax dollars at work.

TBMD96 is right…there were ten while we were there, but that was out of the seven different classes who passed through during our four years….

This is always my favorite game because I love to speculate which ND cheerleader’s services were bartered with the refs to ensure a ND victory…I am pretty sure it is usually that “Luchy Charms” dude

OK, I laughed…a lot, but mostly just because the guy supposed to be playing the coach just sounds like Jon Voigt in Anaconda.

“It could be a million dollars, Gary”

I used to go to military school and even we didn’t do ghey stuff like that.

Just goes to show, when there’s excess seamen, any port in a storm…

I think it was nice – not only did they reenact nd football – but tailgate dancing as well.

How do you separate the men form the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Dewar’s,

PD’sL

Out of Respect for the Troops Dept:

In honor of the fine young men and women fighting for our country, this low lying fruit will be left on the tree. (Pun not intended.)

There’s more:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAqLpmlXziY

Spoondog96,

   Its about f’ing time you started posting and stopped actually working. Quit lurking and get on the EDSBS bandwagon.

PSUgirl, I’m sure when you use the term “re-enacting ND football” you’re referring to the action of “ND’s D separating Ant-nee Morelli from the ball.”

Holy shit? Michigan Tech?

I knew a guy that went there—I only survived about 8 weeks at Northern before I realized that I HAD MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

tbmd96,

Off campus? Trees, trees and more trees. “Civilization”, if you can call it that, is 4 hours away, and is called Green Bay…

Chris,

At least Northern has women. Here, I get excited to see women in any classes, or on campus, for that matter

Anyone know if those are actual players in the video? If so, I’ll have to call em on it in Baltimore on Saturday. Nutcases. I just hope none of them end up on our missile boats.

They are Middies, so guaranteed some of them will go to those underwater ships they mistakenly call missile “boats”, as opposed to real boats like fast attacks where we only saw about 1 middie per crew (minus the captain).

Believe it or not, there are hot women in the Navy. Unfortunately, they all tend to be either airedales, legalmen, or yeomen so there is no chance you’ll see them if you work outside one of those fields.

Tbmd96, I was in the Air Force. To compare Navy’s hotties to Air Force’s is like determining who is tallest midget.

Mac, Do I understand you correctly. You admit that you watched anaconda. I hope you are saying this because someone is holding a gun to your head.

I once watched Rudy the night before an actuarial exam (Course 150?) and couldn’t decide which was worse: a four-hour exercise in life contingency math or the ND janitor telling Rudy he’s, “five foot nothing, a hundred and nothing pounds, without a speck of athletic ability …”.

My therapist says I’m making wonderful progress …

Michigan Tech’s a good engineering school though, up on da U.P., eh.

Let’s see:

1) Half dressed Navy dudes;
2) A mattress on the floor in the hallway
3) Quasi-homo-erotic gyrations
4) A couple women who don’t appear to want to be there.

What is this, Tailhook?

Videos like this confirm that I made the right decision in joining the Army…a tank is cramped, but at least I could get out and walk around.

Air Force women: Navy women = SEC women:Big 10. Of course, that puts the Army somewhere around lesbian biker bar level. You really see the concept of “perspective” at work when you spend a year in Korea (I’m sure Iraq would be even worse)—the slutty little soldier girls, who probably couldn’t get a normal guy tin the States to glance in their direction if they held a sign saying “Free BJ’s”, get to be “Queen for a Year” with all the young idiots starving for white chicks who speak English. 90% of my soldier’s problems related in some way to alcohol and/or fights over women. Ugh.

God Bless the Army. And not only was that video gay as Rip Taylor in a San Francisco Bath House, those Brokeback Middies will be stuck on submarines and ships with even less chance to meet women.

Does anyone here love Aimee Mann as much as me?

I found this Naval Academy Gem the other day randomly, its quite a bit better than that Rudy nonsense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t27ur98SLKE

1. : Here is one Carrier Landings bit WITHOUT helmets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl_isC5OOZE&mode=related&search=

No wonder these boys say football practice is the easiest part of their day.

I went to a (military) school which had NO women, and then I became a submariner (SSN’s—no boomer fags)…yeah, things get weird. So what? Don’t knock it until you have tried it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

(ps-I work with some Michigan Tech grads from da UP, and I can see that…)

Go Army, beat Navy!

Please?

At least these guys have 400 women on their campus…

I was a submariner in the Pacific, which meant months and months without the slightest hint of womanly goodness interspersed with the nastiest, most vile examples of human creation (read: port calls in Guam).

For that reason, I smile everytime I show up on campus at BC and catch delicious eyefuls of our abundantly gorgeous co-ed population.

Go Navy, Beat ND.

bullnav what boat? I was Honolulu (SSN-718)

Best parts of Rudy were the erroneous PSU references and when they had the ND band playing “Hail to the Lion” -

It’s kind of like that horrible movie “The Crush” with Cary Elwes (back when he was still Dread Pirate Roberts cute) – it was horrible, until Cary walks in wearing a Penn State sweatshirt – suddenly it’s the.best.movie.ever!

Re: #39

Guam= Give Up And Masturbate

Not that I’d know. I’m just sayin’

PSU Girl—
the PSU stuff was due to the movie being partially filmed during that wonderful 1992 game (I’m sure you remember what heppened in that one…). They also filmed during the BC game that year (I think it was the game where most of the in game plays were filmed — during half time) and maybe one or two others. I remember they had a tough time finding extras to fill the stands when they were fiming the crowd shots (Rudy’s parents, etc.) because they wanted people to sit in the stands for hours during 20-30 degree weather…

there are definitely a couple of future boomer diggits in that video…

SSN-638 (USS Whale) for me.

BC Eagle:
  While I have the utmost respect for one team you support (Navy), your other team inspires the opposite reaction. In fact, if the news reported tomorrow that an asteroid had obliterated half of Chestnut Hill, I’d be pissed off that 50% of that school was still standing.
  Go Irish.

Rusty, I couldn’t agree with you more.

Everyone knows that Rudy sucked, but he would have started at Navy (and BC)

Rusty,
I believe you are expressing what the Georgians refer to as “Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate,” and its why I love college football so much. I’m guessing you’re a domer (or a disgruntled BU student).

Eagle,

BU is too busy beating you guys in the Beanpot (come to think of it, ND own your ass in hockey too).