We implore the good women-and the ten percent of men who apply, population average-wise–to put out for your local sailor when you can. Because life on the high seas is a drudge, and when sailors get bored and lonely, they resort to doing strange things, like listening to Nickelback, for example……or like making this remake of Rudy, for example. (HT: Wooderson.)
Putting out for them not only repays them a bit for their fine work for our nation, but also gives them something to think about the next time they’re stuck on watch.