TOP TEN REASONS GEORGIA OWNS FLORIDA

Thanks for that. Chances are I’ll be referring back to this post often to salve the pain of watching my boys get carpet-bombed in Alltel in a few days. Georgia: We may not win every game, but our colors go with almost everything!

My extreme fear of not just defeat, but total and utter annhilation, leads me to skip this year’s installment of the game formerly-known-as the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. At least I can take solace in the fact that Georgia isn’t responsible for the pox on society that was Creed.

Though to be technical, wasn’t it your leathery, mammary enhanced counterparts in Seminole Country that actually spawned that abomination?

Sigh.. you lull me into a state of content by distracting me with pictures of Natch’ and Rue McClanahan..

Sigh.. you lull me into a state of content by distracting me with pictures of Natch’ and Rue McClanahan..Yet somewhere deep down I fear the utter pain and suffering that awaits at approximately 6:52 EST on Saturday.

Sigh.. you lull me into a state of content by distracting me with pictures of Natch’ and Rue McClanahan..Yet somewhere deep down I fear the utter pain and suffering that awaits at approximately 6:52 EST on Saturday.The word ‘cruelty’ just doesn’t seem to quite sum it up. Damn you Orson.

http://www.sportsline.com/collegefootball/story/9747843

cbs sportsline finally got one right.

God, I haven’t been to Gainesville in a long time. When the hell did we get a TGIF? I (heart) TGIF.

“Panther related law”? Great turn of phrase. Pray tell, what year do you learn that at UF?

Unfortuantely having Micahel Adams as your University President easily destroys all of these nice olive branch points like a fucking daisy-cutter.

Plus- dude, you’re a Gator. You’re not supposed to say nice things about any other school; you’re supposed to be a smug “new-money” arrogant jort wearer. Come on man, don’t get soft on us now.

Oh, I get it. This entire post is smug “new money” arrogant sarcasm veiled as nice. In that case, well done.

Dawgs 13-41 Jorts. That’s your final.

I object to number 3 and nominate Tom Petty instead of Creed, mostly because I do not beleive Ludacris should be counted as a victory for anyone, anywhere.

I saw Luda on the Ellen show, he has no cred.

Why was I watching the Ellen show? Look, a distraction! Nothing to see here.

holy bleezers is that teh golden girls

1. still has me ROTFLMAO.

 In all seriousness, it is kinda hard to hate Mark Richt. You read about him, and your only realy impression is, “Wow, he’s genuinely NICE.”
 And normally, you can handle that, b/c nice guys usually make mediocre to poor football coaches. But he wins, too. He’s having a bad season this year, but this is an anomaly, a blip on the radar. Georgia will be back in force next season.

 How the f*ck are you supposed to build up some good old fashioned utter LOATHING for a man like him? He’s not a football coach, he’s a dadgum ROLE MODEL for players.

Orson, can we get a clip of President Flair and his signature statement?

It’s been a while since I’ve been able to watch any wrestling. In fact, the last wrassling match I saw was just prior to my wedding 8 years ago. The fact the Rick Flair is still on the scene tells me things probably haven’t changed that much.

3. Georgia is to Ludacris as Florida is to…Creed

And Limp Bizkit. Don’t forget ole’ Fred Durst. And are we really calling that shit-hole Miami part of Florida?

Being from Alabama, could you please elaborate on which meaning of “eating” you are using in the phrase “eating your niece”.

Can you look at that last photo without thinking of the finest line ever uttered at a Friar’s Club roast?

“I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick!”

Hey, Gainesville also gave the world the Eagles. Okay, the members of the band nobody can name. And I hate the F’in Eagles. Nevermind.

Gainesville also gave us Steely Dan! erm, nothing

At least Against Me! rocks hard.

And Tom Petty…not letting that go

Don’t forget about Lynyrd Skynyrd out of Jacksonville.

And if we have to count Miami as part of Florida, I’ll take Trick Daddy over Luda any day. Trick luv da kids!

Did someone seriously just say they (heart) TGI Friday’s? Do you (heart) Applebee’s, Bennigan’s, and the authentic taste of the Olive Garden too?

JayHawk, I too was taken aback by that comment. Though I’d guess hes probably more of a Chilis, Carrabas, and Ruby Tuesdays man, as the places you mentioned are far too exclusive.

Damn, those Univision “Mujeres de Oro” scare me.

Why is Miami a shithole and hated so much?

As a Florida boy, I do not consider North Cuba , Coral Cheese, and the rest of the southern part of our fine state, or for that matter Tallacrapie and Creed, representative of the flagship university of the state of Florida. Go Gators! Dawgs lick nuts!

Brutus,

Miami is a shithole because if you take a wrong exit off I-95 on a Sunday morning dressed in your best church duds and have a bible on your front seat, you still have a 50-50 chance of getting a cap in your head.

If this happened in Atlanta, there’s a 50-50 chance that you’d actually get invited to church.

I guess the areas where my grandpa had vacation homes weren’t indicative. My view of Miami is a lush paradise rich as can be with great golf, women and nightlife.

When I worked at UGA, my immedeate supervisor originally worked at Florida. She told us the worst part of working for Florida was the color issue. At official functions, she had to wear school-colored business suits. It’s a lot easier to find a black businnes dress with a little bit of red to accent it than it is to find that color blue dress and then find something bright orange to accent it.

I don’t neccessarily (heart) TGI Friday’s but it’s a decent place to eat. My big problem with them the same problem I have with Applebee’s: I’ll finally find something on the menu I like and then it’s gone next time I’m there. And what is it with folks and how “authentic” a place is? Do you only eat at Mexican food restaurants where you can’t drink the water? Authentic to which part of Italy? No two dishes are alike, even from one family member to the next. I do (heart) the Garden and don’t have a problem saying so. I don’t care how authentic the food is. I just care how good it tastes. And while Olive Garden isn’t the best Italian food I’ve ever had, they are consistently good from one location to the next.

say what you will. we are still the champions. you backward assed peach eating inbred cornfed brain dead rednecks.