BECAUSE IT WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO STEAL

Gold, Jerry. Gold.

I just want a shirt that says “Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.” There are no laws against that phrase… yet. Why everyone has allowed two fools to make everyone think “WLOCP” is illegal is beyond me.

Just for the record, I am deeply, deeply hurt that the Dr. Michael Adams Shooter (DMAS) has not caught on.

Okay, since I’m the only person who’s actually tried one, I confess: it kind of sucks. But still…

can anyone explain to me this “redacted” phenomenon? I get that there used to be a coach at Florida that did not live up to expectations. When you say “name redacted” does that mean he whose name goes unspoken?

Can’t we all just get along? Maybe they are right that fans shouldn’t glorify alcohol. But perhaps for the sake of tradition, you could keep some of the old words:

The World’s Largest Outdoor Cock and Tail Party.

Threadjack

This jem is from tigerDJ36322 , who burst on the ITAT scene with this thread

THE BAMMER 23rd PSALM

The Sheila is my Coach; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down before Duke & Tennessee:
He leadeth me beside the still BCS hotline.
He restoreth my number of available season tickets:
He leadeth me in the paths of mediocrity for His name’ sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Tommy Tuberville,
I will fear the thumb: For Bear art with me;
Thy houndstooth and thy bourbon, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a press conference before me in the presence of mine enemies;
Thou annointest my dynasty with lameness; My moral cup runneth over.

Surely bad coaching and mediocrity shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of Tuberville forever.
Amen

perhaps you could spell it out with symbols, or nautical flags.

Worlds’ Largest Outdoor Cock n Tail Party’

Its both true and reminicent of the old tag.

Wait, they tried to say it was illegal? And people bought it? Sweet fancy moses.

(And that’s the second Seinfeld reference in this thread.)

This is the single greatest accomplishment of my life. There’s so many people to thank, and such little time. I’m honored. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I ordered one, but I have a feeling it won’t be here on time for me to wear it to Jacksonville