PENN STATE TAILGATE DANCING: TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL
We…Are…Drunk. And dancing. Someone please save this separately on a different YouTube account fast, because they will pull it as soon as this gets posted.
Our favorite part is the guy pelvic thrusting in a manner that has to make every other man watching it wince for the women he sleeps with(I particulary like that he gets enthusiastic high fives from his friends following the display, as if he just busted out the moonwalk on the Motown 25 celebration–Stranko). Lee Corso wouldn’t put it down like that and you know it.
Shocking video after the jump:
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Okay - I spent the whole morning avoiding that video - the self imposed shame at “what might be” on the video kept me from clicking - I’ve seen PSUers dance; I’ve seen me dance - it t’ain’t always a purdy thing. But, after a few shots of high octane coffee I watched - And yes, it’s funny, and yes, it’s embarrassing - but, it actually wasn’t too terrible - at least there wasn’t any poetry (other than in motion).
It did lack the class of an outdoor dance floor - but it’s getting more and more difficult to get those through security as a carry-on.
Comment by PSUgirl — October 23, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
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This is the result of beer allowing ugly white people to have sex and procreate. Once the next generation finds beer the stupid gene makes them think they can dance.
Temperance, when dost thou rear your ugly head again?
Comment by Southern Papa — October 21, 2006 @ 6:21 am
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Hold up…I’m confused. Where the hell is the dance floor?
Comment by aerobab — October 20, 2006 @ 5:21 pm
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Daddy’s little girl. I’m fairly bursting with pride. Her mother and I have always hoped for such self-debasement for her, but dry butt-humping a fat smoking guy is beyond even our wildest dreams!! And to think it is out there for all to see. We love you sweetie!!!!!
Comment by WileEGator — October 20, 2006 @ 4:33 pm
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This is why you should stick to playing Beirut while tailgating. Things like this will never happen as long as you concentrate on the plastic cups.
Comment by parker91 — October 20, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
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Wow, was that Jim Donnan breaking it down with a cigar in his hand?
Comment by notthequarterback — October 20, 2006 @ 2:38 pm
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Not that I can ever defend horrible whitey dancing by PSU alumni (hell, this PSU alum once did the lawnmower in Beijing to the Chinese version of the McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle), you have to admit that’s a pretty impressive set-up for an away game tailgate.
Pennsylvania Aggies can’t help it. We just gotta dance. Poorly.
Comment by Run Up The Score — October 20, 2006 @ 2:15 pm
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Great point by Roy Firestone,” If you are old enough to drink at a game, you are too old to be wearing a jersey.” (Comment #10)
A grown ass man should never be seen wearing another grown ass man’s jersey. Am I the only one who thinks a 30y.o. man wearing a Tebow jersey looks gay?
Save the jerseys for hot chicks, little kids and the players…and the chicks. Evidence: http://www.zippyvideos.com/2473693102567086/b1agg20rg4bs/
Comment by Shortsleeves&sweaters4ever — October 20, 2006 @ 1:35 pm
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Has Senator Santorum’s office been alerted to the epidemice of large white guys in State College being into anal play? This is an outrage.
Orson, after the Hugh Johnson video and this, I’m waving a white flag. Furiously! Truman didn’t drop a third bomb after the Japanese surrender. Show some mercy here.
Comment by SeaTrojan — October 20, 2006 @ 1:17 pm
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I really couldn’t watch the whole thing, but I was impressed with the guy who maintained cigarette and beer while his girlfriend made Pope Benedict cry.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 20, 2006 @ 1:04 pm
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Maybe I’m just old school, but all I’ve ever done at a tailgate is drink and fall down. What’s with all the bad dancing?
I guess we Michigan alums are just classier. “Space, bitches! And no dancing!”
Comment by Dave — October 20, 2006 @ 12:34 pm
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Damn. White people crazy.
Comment by Bloat Dastardly — October 20, 2006 @ 12:34 pm
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oh, don’t kid yourself PSUrob. It was.
Comment by socalirish — October 20, 2006 @ 12:08 pm