PENN STATE TAILGATE DANCING: TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL
We…Are…Drunk. And dancing. Someone please save this separately on a different YouTube account fast, because they will pull it as soon as this gets posted.
Our favorite part is the guy pelvic thrusting in a manner that has to make every other man watching it wince for the women he sleeps with(I particulary like that he gets enthusiastic high fives from his friends following the display, as if he just busted out the moonwalk on the Motown 25 celebration–Stranko). Lee Corso wouldn’t put it down like that and you know it.
Shocking video after the jump:
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PSUrob says:
Still not as bad as the Notre Lame dancing video.
October 20th, 2006 at 8:08 am
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gamecocktony says:
HA HA.
Rob, I was just about to say thanks to you all for taking the heat off of ND fans.
Great video.
There are two things in life guaranteed to get laughs:
1) Dancing drunk white guys
2) Monkeys
October 20th, 2006 at 8:11 am
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AUAlum says:
That guy looks quicker than the real Derrick Williams.
Is the invisible jump rope a northern dance move?
Skeet, skeet, skeet…
October 20th, 2006 at 8:31 am
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Andy says:
It won’t load up!
October 20th, 2006 at 8:46 am
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Andy says:
Nevermind, just found it on youtube. That is freaking gold!
October 20th, 2006 at 8:51 am
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Geaux Irish says:
Try finding the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAAmscgq3s
October 20th, 2006 at 9:05 am
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italiangator says:
Is it just me or did this video break the Interweb? Also, we now know that it takes a little under 3 minutes for PSU fans to realize that what they’re doing is rigoddamndiculous, as evidenced by the “uh, really? You want me to dance?” attitude towards the end.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:15 am
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gramsey712 says:
Oh…….My…….God.
Maybe my experience here tailgating in the south has lacked some excitement, but I have never been to a tailgate with a DJ.
gamecocktony—did you mean monkeys with pants? Always hilarious. Right on.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:23 am
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King Harvest says:
That was the whitest thing I have ever seen
October 20th, 2006 at 9:24 am
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Roy Firestone says:
If you are old enough to drink at a game, you are too old to be wearing a jersey.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:26 am
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OhioDawg says:
The femdom bit was a little surprising.
I think the old guy was Penn State’s Offensive Coordinator.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:27 am
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Mack10zie says:
That just set back white-dance relations 10 years.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:28 am
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baconboy says:
My favorite has to be number 43 — the guy is a true pro. He manages to get down in a defensive lineman’s three point stance, set his beer down, keep his cigarette in his mouth, and exhale just as his girlfriend starts grinding his butt. All those other guys are just emasculated wankers, but number 43 is a badass.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:33 am
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Ltrain says:
No, you would’ve known Galen Hall by women throwing themselves at his faster-than-lightning dancing feet.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:36 am
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Doug says:
. . . And you will know us by the trail of lame.
I henceforth renounce my whiteness. My chosen ethnicity is now “Pacific Islander.” Samoans do specifically get a shout-out in “The Humpty Dance,” after all.
October 20th, 2006 at 9:58 am
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rocket screen says:
Looks like “Drunk dancing white guys” will replace “Idiots, explosives and falling anvils” as the basis of classic humor from now on.
October 20th, 2006 at 10:00 am
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Dennis says:
Anybody else notice the shot of the kids’ tricycle next to the DJ table? Totally sweet. And by sweet I mean you could take it off jumps.
October 20th, 2006 at 10:44 am
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Doreblogger says:
God bless white people…
October 20th, 2006 at 11:03 am
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Tiger VI says:
I’ve never seen white trash like that before. And I’m from Alabama.
October 20th, 2006 at 11:03 am
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Mudder says:
It should be noted that this disaster actually occurred AT Notre Dame. Apparently the disease is highly contagious up there.
October 20th, 2006 at 11:03 am
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Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart says:
We can have military tribunals for crimes against humanity committed during war time. I believe that the NCAA could have tribunals for crimes against humanity committed at football games.
Of course, they couldn’t actually force anyone to talk, or really punish anyone.
October 20th, 2006 at 11:09 am
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Willet says:
My lord please make it stop
October 20th, 2006 at 11:11 am
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mickeysice says:
Just to echo post #20 – not all of this can be blamed on PSU fans – the guy in the green shirt who jumped in after the faux-jumprope session was apparently an ND alum who still insists on wearing the puke-green “the Shirt” from 1998, and the girl doing the smoker guy was also sporting her ND shirt with pride.
Beware all visiting fans! South Bend can do this to you!
October 20th, 2006 at 11:31 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
That was the video post of the week!
Funny, but not as bad as ND’s.
Like someone wrote here a while back “.. young man, going through life fat, drunk and stupid is not the way to go.”
October 20th, 2006 at 11:35 am
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Brian says:
You want funny monkeys you say? Look NO further than this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7H9AU5L9Bs Not really office safe unless youve got headphones.
October 20th, 2006 at 11:35 am
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socalirish says:
oh, don’t kid yourself PSUrob. It was.
October 20th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
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Bloat Dastardly says:
Damn. White people crazy.
October 20th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
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Dave says:
Maybe I’m just old school, but all I’ve ever done at a tailgate is drink and fall down. What’s with all the bad dancing?
I guess we Michigan alums are just classier. “Space, bitches! And no dancing!”
October 20th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I really couldn’t watch the whole thing, but I was impressed with the guy who maintained cigarette and beer while his girlfriend made Pope Benedict cry.
October 20th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
Has Senator Santorum’s office been alerted to the epidemice of large white guys in State College being into anal play? This is an outrage.
Orson, after the Hugh Johnson video and this, I’m waving a white flag. Furiously! Truman didn’t drop a third bomb after the Japanese surrender. Show some mercy here.
October 20th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
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Shortsleeves&sweaters4ever says:
Great point by Roy Firestone,” If you are old enough to drink at a game, you are too old to be wearing a jersey.” (Comment #10)
A grown ass man should never be seen wearing another grown ass man’s jersey. Am I the only one who thinks a 30y.o. man wearing a Tebow jersey looks gay?
Save the jerseys for hot chicks, little kids and the players…and the chicks. Evidence: http://www.zippyvideos.com/2473693102567086/b1agg20rg4bs/
October 20th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Not that I can ever defend horrible whitey dancing by PSU alumni (hell, this PSU alum once did the lawnmower in Beijing to the Chinese version of the McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle), you have to admit that’s a pretty impressive set-up for an away game tailgate.
Pennsylvania Aggies can’t help it. We just gotta dance. Poorly.
October 20th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Wow, was that Jim Donnan breaking it down with a cigar in his hand?
October 20th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
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parker91 says:
This is why you should stick to playing Beirut while tailgating. Things like this will never happen as long as you concentrate on the plastic cups.
October 20th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
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WileEGator says:
Daddy’s little girl. I’m fairly bursting with pride. Her mother and I have always hoped for such self-debasement for her, but dry butt-humping a fat smoking guy is beyond even our wildest dreams!! And to think it is out there for all to see. We love you sweetie!!!!!
October 20th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
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aerobab says:
Hold up…I’m confused. Where the hell is the dance floor?
October 20th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
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Southern Papa says:
This is the result of beer allowing ugly white people to have sex and procreate. Once the next generation finds beer the stupid gene makes them think they can dance.
Temperance, when dost thou rear your ugly head again?
October 21st, 2006 at 6:21 am
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PSUgirl says:
Okay – I spent the whole morning avoiding that video – the self imposed shame at “what might be” on the video kept me from clicking – I’ve seen PSUers dance; I’ve seen me dance – it t’ain’t always a purdy thing. But, after a few shots of high octane coffee I watched – And yes, it’s funny, and yes, it’s embarrassing – but, it actually wasn’t too terrible – at least there wasn’t any poetry (other than in motion).
It did lack the class of an outdoor dance floor – but it’s getting more and more difficult to get those through security as a carry-on.
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:24 pm