PENN STATE TAILGATE DANCING: TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL

Still not as bad as the Notre Lame dancing video.

HA HA.
Rob, I was just about to say thanks to you all for taking the heat off of ND fans.

Great video.

There are two things in life guaranteed to get laughs:
1) Dancing drunk white guys
2) Monkeys

That guy looks quicker than the real Derrick Williams.
Is the invisible jump rope a northern dance move?

Skeet, skeet, skeet…

It won’t load up!

Nevermind, just found it on youtube. That is freaking gold!

Try finding the video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxAAmscgq3s

Is it just me or did this video break the Interweb? Also, we now know that it takes a little under 3 minutes for PSU fans to realize that what they’re doing is rigoddamndiculous, as evidenced by the “uh, really? You want me to dance?” attitude towards the end.

Oh…….My…….God.

Maybe my experience here tailgating in the south has lacked some excitement, but I have never been to a tailgate with a DJ.

gamecocktony—-did you mean monkeys with pants? Always hilarious. Right on.

That was the whitest thing I have ever seen

If you are old enough to drink at a game, you are too old to be wearing a jersey.

The femdom bit was a little surprising.

I think the old guy was Penn State’s Offensive Coordinator.

That just set back white-dance relations 10 years.

My favorite has to be number 43 — the guy is a true pro. He manages to get down in a defensive lineman’s three point stance, set his beer down, keep his cigarette in his mouth, and exhale just as his girlfriend starts grinding his butt. All those other guys are just emasculated wankers, but number 43 is a badass.

No, you would’ve known Galen Hall by women throwing themselves at his faster-than-lightning dancing feet.

. . . And you will know us by the trail of lame.

I henceforth renounce my whiteness. My chosen ethnicity is now “Pacific Islander.” Samoans do specifically get a shout-out in “The Humpty Dance,” after all.

Looks like “Drunk dancing white guys” will replace “Idiots, explosives and falling anvils” as the basis of classic humor from now on.

Anybody else notice the shot of the kids’ tricycle next to the DJ table? Totally sweet. And by sweet I mean you could take it off jumps.

God bless white people…

I’ve never seen white trash like that before. And I’m from Alabama.

It should be noted that this disaster actually occurred AT Notre Dame. Apparently the disease is highly contagious up there.

We can have military tribunals for crimes against humanity committed during war time. I believe that the NCAA could have tribunals for crimes against humanity committed at football games.

Of course, they couldn’t actually force anyone to talk, or really punish anyone.

My lord please make it stop

Just to echo post #20 – not all of this can be blamed on PSU fans – the guy in the green shirt who jumped in after the faux-jumprope session was apparently an ND alum who still insists on wearing the puke-green “the Shirt” from 1998, and the girl doing the smoker guy was also sporting her ND shirt with pride.
Beware all visiting fans! South Bend can do this to you!

That was the video post of the week!

Funny, but not as bad as ND’s.

Like someone wrote here a while back “.. young man, going through life fat, drunk and stupid is not the way to go.”

You want funny monkeys you say? Look NO further than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7H9AU5L9Bs Not really office safe unless youve got headphones.

oh, don’t kid yourself PSUrob. It was.

Damn. White people crazy.

Maybe I’m just old school, but all I’ve ever done at a tailgate is drink and fall down. What’s with all the bad dancing?

I guess we Michigan alums are just classier. “Space, bitches! And no dancing!”

I really couldn’t watch the whole thing, but I was impressed with the guy who maintained cigarette and beer while his girlfriend made Pope Benedict cry.

Has Senator Santorum’s office been alerted to the epidemice of large white guys in State College being into anal play? This is an outrage.

Orson, after the Hugh Johnson video and this, I’m waving a white flag. Furiously! Truman didn’t drop a third bomb after the Japanese surrender. Show some mercy here.

Great point by Roy Firestone,” If you are old enough to drink at a game, you are too old to be wearing a jersey.” (Comment #10)

A grown ass man should never be seen wearing another grown ass man’s jersey. Am I the only one who thinks a 30y.o. man wearing a Tebow jersey looks gay?

Save the jerseys for hot chicks, little kids and the players…and the chicks. Evidence: http://www.zippyvideos.com/2473693102567086/b1agg20rg4bs/

Not that I can ever defend horrible whitey dancing by PSU alumni (hell, this PSU alum once did the lawnmower in Beijing to the Chinese version of the McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle), you have to admit that’s a pretty impressive set-up for an away game tailgate.

Pennsylvania Aggies can’t help it. We just gotta dance. Poorly.

Wow, was that Jim Donnan breaking it down with a cigar in his hand?

This is why you should stick to playing Beirut while tailgating. Things like this will never happen as long as you concentrate on the plastic cups.

Daddy’s little girl. I’m fairly bursting with pride. Her mother and I have always hoped for such self-debasement for her, but dry butt-humping a fat smoking guy is beyond even our wildest dreams!! And to think it is out there for all to see. We love you sweetie!!!!!

Hold up…I’m confused. Where the hell is the dance floor?

This is the result of beer allowing ugly white people to have sex and procreate. Once the next generation finds beer the stupid gene makes them think they can dance.

Temperance, when dost thou rear your ugly head again?

Okay – I spent the whole morning avoiding that video – the self imposed shame at “what might be” on the video kept me from clicking – I’ve seen PSUers dance; I’ve seen me dance – it t’ain’t always a purdy thing. But, after a few shots of high octane coffee I watched – And yes, it’s funny, and yes, it’s embarrassing – but, it actually wasn’t too terrible – at least there wasn’t any poetry (other than in motion).

It did lack the class of an outdoor dance floor – but it’s getting more and more difficult to get those through security as a carry-on.