Comments on: FACTOR SIX PREVIEW: TEXAS AT NEBRASKA.

By: Lil’ Red creeps people out. « Hack’s got a Blog.

Lil’ Red creeps people out. « Hack’s got a Blog. — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:09:09 +0000

[...] Somehow, the meme got started that underneath the that playful smile and wide-eyed childish demeanor beats the heart of psychotic, malevolent demon. [...]

By: Sessamoid

Sessamoid — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:42:20 +0000

On your homefield, in the freezing cold, sleet and snow. We still won. We haven’t lost in Lincoln since 1933.

By: Scott

Scott — Sun, 22 Oct 2006 19:39:59 +0000

This is the first time ive been on this page, and this is funny as hell. I love it. College football and a bunch of other smartasses. Its great.
As for the Texas girls, pretty smoking. Even though Im in Virginia, Texas girls still rock.

By: FishFan-GatorMan

FishFan-GatorMan — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:54:50 +0000

Another team named after an obsolete job that is now done by machines:

Boilermakers.

By: DT

DT — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:52:15 +0000

Sessamoid, I thought that was pretty common knowledge…but you’re right, I’ve no actual firsthand experience in the matter.

It sounds like these Norteños need to recruit Chuck Amato to their gang. They’d show him who’s the man.

Bevo’s dead,
Go Big Red.

By: Beergut

Beergut — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:45:46 +0000

Yes, that is the ‘bend and snap’ from “Legally Blonde”.
And I believe the technical term would be ’spirit fingers’.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:34:08 +0000

I’m in agreement with Albino Tornado: a brunette in chaps who actually has an ass is where it’s at. Some skinny blonde who doesn’t have much to come flying out the overalls, no thanks.

By: Barnabus Effingo

Barnabus Effingo — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 17:23:48 +0000

Hook Em Horns!

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:19:36 +0000

Wichita State’s original name: the Wheatshockers. Giving up that tie to the past is more than made up for by the neat new hand signal.

By: The Contrarian

The Contrarian — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 13:08:04 +0000

In defense of the Husker's puffy mascot, I found this entry on Wikipedia about the Latino street gang Norteños that would make the average Miami Hurricane fan/player/coach/University President proud:

Norteño emblems and clothing are based on the color red; a typical norteño outfit might include a red belt, red shoes, and red shoelaces. They also favor brand-name clothing such as Tommy Hilfiger, Dickies, Ben Davis [no relation to Butch], and the University of Nebraska.

This means that they would probably take down a big steer with a few Tec-9s or at least some badass knives and then whip up a mean plate of Bistec a la Mexicana.

By: Albino Tornado

Albino Tornado — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:49:45 +0000

Sessamoid:

Maybe he’s got HBO?

By: Fire Glen Mason

Fire Glen Mason — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:36:50 +0000

How could you pick a cow over Lard Lad???

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:30:00 +0000

[pedant]
There’s no such thing as assless chaps. Assed chaps are pants. Chaps are by definition assless[/pedant]

By: DT

DT — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:38:11 +0000

You’re right, Albino Tornado…the Scarlets would be much better suited to don the new look. Besides, if the cheerleaders were to wear something like that, the next thing you know, their male counterparts would come out dressed in something akin to Jethro on the Beverly Hillbillies…and that would defeat the whole purpose.

And I think that the reason for your flashback might be due to the fact that it looks like the one on the right may have eaten Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Also, I just wanted to bitch that NU lost the “General Aura” section of this matchup. Basing your selection on an off hand remark made by a couple of lesbians who don’t know squat about football kind of flies in the face of the fact that NU has actually won more home games than Texas has in the harrowing stretch known as the last five years…(no small feat if you consider the conventional wisdom.)

By: Sessamoid

Sessamoid — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:10:37 +0000

“Buttless chaps have too many connotations to gay dance clubs for my taste as a football fan.”

Why do you know this fact?