TWLOCP T-SHIRT PROJECT: GEORGIA/FLORIDA
by Orson on Oct 17, 2006 3:04 PM EDT
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PrintWith the bye week coming up for Florida, we're gearing up for the event you're not supposed to refer to as "The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party." We're on record as saying that this is the most retarded instance of speech policing by the president of a university as we can imagine, since there's a.) nothing wrong with cocktails, since they're one of the things that makes this country great, and b.) the cause of all the ruckus over student drinking--the death of a Florida student in an assault--had nothing to do with alcohol consumed by tourists but was instead the byproduct of three local morons deciding to kick a visiting student in the head for no particular reason.
However, in the interest of team spirit, we'll abide by both university president's requests to NOT use the old language to describe the festivities surrounding the Georgia--Florida game. After all, we're not smart enough to earn a PhD in Political Communications, so what do we know about language? In fact, we thought we'd go ahead and start selling a few t-shirts with our suggestions for new, alcohol-free monikers for the big game in Jacksonville.
We hope Dr. Adams and Bernie Machen like our first wholesome, teetotallin' suggestion. Click on the shirt to purchase it and support clean, alcohol-free family fun.
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Why not just slide an ampersand in there and make it The World’s Largest Outdoor Cock&Tail Party? (Although I suppose that would be held in Vegas… or the San Fernando Valley somewhere.)
by Panhandler on Oct 17, 2006 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
UGA will never be Emory. They need to stop trying.
That’s not an insult, btw.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Oct 17, 2006 3:12 PM EDT reply actions
Costanza: “Oh yeah, Reilly, well the jerk store called—they’re runnin’ outta you!”
Sorry, I know it’s a bit of a non-sequitir, but that’s what this reminds me of, for some reason…
by grits-n-gravy on Oct 17, 2006 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
The Party That Dares Not Speak Its Name
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
by DevilGrad on Oct 17, 2006 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
Great shirt!
Michael Adams will go down in history as a misguided hypocrite.
Emory will never be what Emory thinks it is.
by Ohiodawg on Oct 17, 2006 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
I suppose “Michael Adams Is a Dickface” is out of the question?
by Dave on Oct 17, 2006 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
“We can try a new one every day.”
Please do, every day until gameday.
How about the “World’s Largest [beverage redacted] Party”?
by Mr. Egger on Oct 17, 2006 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
How about… “World’s Largest Outdoor Party to Kill a Drifter Just for an Erection”
Too much information?
by Benjamin H. Cardozo on Oct 17, 2006 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
The World’s Most Hypocritical “Church Social”
by DevilGrad on Oct 17, 2006 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
That is good Mr. Egger. And rest assured, no good suggestions will go un-stolen in this post!
by Stranko Montana on Oct 17, 2006 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
Dammit Egger, you beat me to it. Great minds…
by Geaux Irish on Oct 17, 2006 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
not to split hairs, but a big part of the whole “guy getting beaten to death” thing is that he was REALLY drunk, and called a girl the guys where with a very distasteful word. didn’t really warrant killing him, but alcohol and his mel gibson moment played a part.
by adam on Oct 17, 2006 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
“World’s largest open air liquor warehouse”
by rocket screen on Oct 17, 2006 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
World’s largest jorts party
World’s largest what is that smell?
World’s largest gathering of married alumni ogling hot coeds
World’s largest cock & tail party
by tbmd96 on Oct 17, 2006 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
“World’s Largest and Bitchingest Party Not Featuring A Parquet Dance Floor”
It actually rolls off the tongue if you practice a few times.
by Phil K. on Oct 17, 2006 4:31 PM EDT reply actions
World’s Largest Outdoor “The Things We Do Not Speak Of” Party
by Blue on Oct 17, 2006 4:37 PM EDT reply actions
i see you’ve never toured the maxwell house, devilgrad.
by adam on Oct 17, 2006 4:41 PM EDT reply actions
The Million Malt March?
Mr. Egger, I doff my chapeau.
by Whitey on Oct 17, 2006 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
Jax is having major issues with its murder rate — the officials better watch out, as business is boomin’ with the Chinese guy with the pigs.
by Newspaper Hack on Oct 17, 2006 5:33 PM EDT reply actions
I’m too far away to start the chant, but can i please advocate for a
“WE LOVE COCKTAILS!”
Clap-Clap, Clap-Clap-Clap
chant from BOTH sides of the Gator Bowl?
Heck, could we do that as a shirt?
by dogtown gator on Oct 17, 2006 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
And if the above t-shirt doesn’t catch on do you think redo the dates on the t-shirt to 8.27.07 – 9.3.07? thanks
by dogtown gator on Oct 17, 2006 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
I know you guys are in Atlanta and hear it referred to constantly by the incorrect name, but the title of this post should read: “TWLOCP T-SHIRT PROJECT: FLORIDA/GEORGIA”.
by white-boned demon on Oct 17, 2006 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
that shirt would also work if you simply omit the work “coke.”
by U-Dub Dish on Oct 17, 2006 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
How about “World’s Largest Michael Adams Gay Coke Orgy” or “World’s Largest Fuck Michael Adams Protest”
by Mike on Oct 17, 2006 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
After all, we’re not smart enough to earn a PhD in Political Communications
From Ohio State, no less.
by j.j. on Oct 17, 2006 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
World’s Largest Thank Goodness We’re Not Vols Party ?
by BamaCPA on Oct 17, 2006 8:18 PM EDT reply actions
I’d suggest referencing dead hookers at some point- just, you know, as a way for them to reevaluate just how bad drinking is.
by italiangator on Oct 17, 2006 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
“Even Dave Hardesty isn’t as big a f***tard as Michael Adams”
by rocket screen on Oct 18, 2006 8:42 AM EDT reply actions
Worlds Largest Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting
by CouchBurnin'Girl on Oct 18, 2006 8:49 AM EDT reply actions
The Party Formerly Know As
“The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party”
by Steve on Oct 18, 2006 10:38 AM EDT reply actions
How about:
The World’s Largest Outdoor “Cocktail” Party. And include a screen shot from the apparent inspiration to the ND Tailgater video.
“Why don’t you just order a shot” – indeed.
by Whitey on Oct 18, 2006 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
Echoing what a previous poster said, unless you like red and black it is Florida-Georgia, not Georgia-Florida.
by Matt on Oct 18, 2006 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously late to the game, as always, but how about this: it combines the [beverage redacted] suggestion with the TWLOCP acronym:
10/28/06: The World’s Largest [Oil Countermanded] Party
OK, so that didn’t work out as well as I would have liked. Yes “oil” is listed as a synonym for “alcohol” in the thesaurus and I honestly cannot think of another “o” word for alcohol or cocktail or anything else…but it’s late and I’m tired.
by ACC_Expat on Oct 19, 2006 2:29 AM EDT reply actions
Semantics.
World’s Most Reasonably Sized Outdoor Cocktail Party.
Or for the UGA faithfull – World’s Largest Manhole Inspecter Party
by Woody on Oct 19, 2006 10:38 AM EDT reply actions
Worlds Largest gathering of people that are belligerently intoxicated by noon
Worlds Largest occurence of alcohol induced vomiting
Worlds annual reason to drive back to Atlanta pissed off for a month
Worlds laregest gathering of drunk, uninhibited, smoking hot sorority tail
by Ballen on Oct 19, 2006 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
Front: One thing that Florida & Georgia fans can agree on
Back: Michael Adams is a douchebag
by Ahab on Oct 19, 2006 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
Well BAMA CPA id be wishin i was a vol now because BAMA lost to them. This isnt a shirt idea but BAMA can CHEAT and still get BEAT. But on the part on the name change issue, it is stupid changin the name will not change what goes on at this game. Lets take away the name and then maybe college students will quit drinkin haha yea right. They cant change this because everyone that wants it to be the worlds largest cocktail party will make it that way. haha the idea of changin the name to me seems like a joke. im out
by l mac on Oct 26, 2006 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
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