WEEKEND REVIEW ONE: WWTHD?

Rutgers beat the hell out of Navy. Despite knocking out our starting QB, they thoroughly dominated all aspects of the game.

The Navy/ND game just got a lot less interesting. The two sophomores that are battling for the newly-created opening at QB aren’t exactly looking like world beaters. Note to self: go to the OSU/Minn. game and read about ND blowing up Navy on Sunday morning.

Seriously, everyone is pointing to the WVU/UL game as a BCS playoff game, but don’t sleep on Rutgers. They could definitely throw a wrench into Mike Tranghese’s grand scheme.

Vandy beat UT in Knoxville in ’05. I just hope you are not forecasting the future Orson. Or wishful thinking?

Where were you drinking in Auburn?

so what’s the deal with jeffery? do you think he cheated? i think he was just aided by having a real workspace, and not being pregnant and dealing with 5 children.

VIVA NECK TATTOOS!

IF you like Lane, you need to check out Wisconsin’s PJ Hill, all 5’11" 245 lbs of him….now second in the NCAA in rushing after tearing up Minny for 164 yards on 25 carries….and he’s a freakin’ Freshman…dammit….

AUAlum—Bodega’s. Cheap booze.

Adam—watch his reaction when accused. He totally did it. There’s no way of proving it, but that flash reaction looks like someone who got caught.

As much as it pains me, I have to concede that Lane is a better Hank the Tank than Hank the Tank. Our behemoth RB still dances too much rather than lowering the boom and plowing through defenses.

“Georgia just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when Vandy crossed the border from being "a respectable scrapper" to "a respectable mid-size sedan" team.”

We’re talkin’ ‘bout the same Georgia that tried so hard to prevent Colorado’s 8th loss on that streak TT stopped at 10?

Right now Georgia is not a top 25 team no matter how many SEC coaches kept them there when the AP dropped them.

it would seem that way, but PR edits the hell out of that show. if you had a camera on you all day, we could easily cut and paste something where we ask you if you like to shoot up babies with heroin, and then a reaction shot where you look guilty.

OMG!!! I luv PRW too! I think he might have cheated. Just the reaction that came out of him. I also hate that red hairerd bitch. Could you imagine if that was your wife?

Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay.

Face it—The Georgia offense hit the skids the moment that freak of nature tight end graduated last year.

They started to show some signs of life against Tennessee, but as soon as that happened, the officials told the Vol DBs to just grab the receivers.

if i saw jorvorskie lane, id show him that video of him getting stuffed on 4th and 1 by some clown from army. over and over and over and over.

The red haired bitch seriously needs to go, she’s even worse than Jeffery (and he’s a hard core asshole). He also happens to be the best at construction of the entire group, so it wouldn’t really suprise me if his clothes were better made than everyone elses.

Michael should win, on the strength of being from the ATL, not being a complete tool, being rumored to be dating Brandy, and actually making clothes it looks like somewhat normal people would wear once in a while.

And no, I haven’t watched every single episode so far this season. NOT AT ALL.

Why don’t you girls take your fashion talk over to some other blog site? You’re distracting me

spits tabacco juice in hand and slicks back his mullet

Lane, Hill, and Jeruu Tha Damaja are all loads and fun to watch.

But if Lane is represented by the Rhino picture above, be advised that there is a Yetti out there that has not yet been confirmed with a visual sighting, but if actually seen should destroy them all.

There is a backup RB at Hawaii named Reagan Mauia, who is listed in Phil Steele (p. 224) as 6-0, 303, but if you read the “Running Backs” section he is referenced as weighing THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS (for a frame of reference, Lane is listed at 5-11, 275)

Yes, I wasted time on Saturday intermittently checking the Fresno-Hawaii game for a sighting, but never saw the elusive beast.

Swindle, this is the elusive Hawaiian Sasquatch. That earthquake last night was probably him tripping and falling over. I call on you and your legion of followers to get a visual and prove that he exists.

Orson ordering strong vodka drinks in the South and having to check them for drugs? I didn’t know Auburn had those kinds of bars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cWN6smCJ0A

This just in: the governor of Georgia is taking the Nashville Tennessean to task for daring print the headline “Vandy Upsets Georgia.”

He ranted in an email to the newspaper that Tennessee periodicals were always delighting in negatively reporting anything about Georgia, especially football. He added that two weeks running, the Nashville and the Knoxville papers gave favorable coverage to teams that played Georgia, and that despite losing the should respect the Bulldogs “because of who they are.”

jeffrey seems to me to be the person i would most likely hang out with. his “feminazi” comment aside, he seems cool, and a lot of the crap he gets is from the episode with angela’s mom. michael seems WAY to nice. that would drive me crazy. also, that dress he made for the last challenge was TERRIBLE. and the shirt with the gold sequined pockets. very TJ Max.

I think Michael should win just based on the fact that he make wearable clothes. But I am pulling for neck Tatoo.

I haven’t watched an episode. Not once.

If you’re man enough to coach at IU…and win…you’re man enough to laugh at death.

Hoeppner is the true Zen coach, not that poor sob Hawkins. Although, to his credit, Hawkins isn’t hung up on winning.

Ohiodawg:
Is it just at IU, or is it other Big 10 schools too? IMO, [NAME REDACTED] and [NAME ALSO REDACTED] are pretty bold men to be coaching at their respective schools, but neither has earned the right to “laugh at death”…although [NAME ALSO REDACTED] will likely be laughing at the death of this MSU stint at the conclusion of this year.

#12,

 He was stuffed b/c a pulling guard completely whiffed on a block, allowing the Army DE to come through untouched and stop Lane.
 The irony is, that DE played a horrible game, but everyone remembers him for that one play.

Arkansas, Tenneesse and LSU still have to play each other. The sad thing is that Auburn should root for Arkansas to beat Tennesse or LSU. They’d avoid a rematch with Florida for the SEC title and if USC loses and WVU, Lousiville, and Rutgers trade losses, then Auburn might bye into the BCS title game.

“The Navy/ND game just got a lot less interesting.”

Or it just got a lot more interesting since this means that Notre Dame actually stands a chance to win the game, whereas before Rutgers took the Middies to the woodshed it looked like Navy’s game to lose.

I know my team is struggling right now, but at least we’re not pimping a CUSA level schedule to get an at large BCS bid.

Sorry, ND is ranked 13th in SOS*. The academies will drop that and USC will move it up, but the end SOS number will match up with the top 3 BCS conferences* (Pac10/ SEC/Big 11), not the bottom 3 (BigEast/Big12/ACC).

(SOS, conference rankings from Sagarin)

The idea of [NAME REDACTED] as a head coach anywhere still mystifies me. While calling out an entire fraternity might be cool for another fraternity, it seems like a career limiting move for a head coach. To put it mildly. I think the powers that be in Champaign are out of their minds.

I don’t know if [NAME ALSO REDACTED] has always been as loosely strung as he clearly is now, but at least he had a defensible track record as a coach, with some significant head coaching experience.

Plus, Illinois and MSU both have some history, and Illinois was even in the Sugar Bowl in 2002. Indiana has great tradition in basketball.

So I may be splitting hairs at this point in the season, but I think picking up the head coach reigns at IU is reserved for a flat out loser or a true man. Hoeppner being the latter.

I think we need to officially rename Jorvorskie Lane. He is now KOWALSKI, from Ren and Stimpy.

Yeah, rebel, you are right.
I mean ND has only beaten Navy 42 times in a row.
I don’t see a trend there. Do you?

Sorry, Canuck, but your statement that Auburn should root for Arkansas against Tennesee or LSU is flat out wrong.

Arkansas looses one of those games, it still goes to the conference championship game. Have to loose 2, for Auburn to slide in.

kicking Iowa’s corn-fed ass
For the record, we don’t eat corn in Iowa. We grow seed corn, feed corn, and corn for ethanol. But there ain’t much sweet corn around here.

Orangeblood, Lane is fat. Why does the man need to stand on the side line while the offense flails away in some attempt to move the ball beyond the line of scrimmage? Cheeseburgers and oxygen keep the Lane train moving.

Agree, though, with the assessment of Hank the Tank. He needs to lower his shoulders and run north-south. He reminds me of a 95 pound golden retriever that thinks he is a 25 pound lap dog. Run, Henry, run.

Did you just paraphrase Marcus Aurelius in a photo caption of Terry Hoepner?

You bastard.

Thanks for the J-Train love. Jorvorskie is already a legend in Aggieland.

As a freshman he carried the ball 117 times and was stopped for a loss only 5 times. So far this year he has 102 carries and only 5 negative carries.

He’s got 14 TDs already this year and on 3rd and 4th down he has converted on 22 of 25 carries (either a 1st down or a TD).

The play he will go down in history for was his bonejarring block against ISU last season. If you watch carefully, you’ll see that he pancakes the same guy twice. Unfortunately for that guy he got up from the first one.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWxGMsLikUg&eurl=

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