SUNDAY DISSEMBLING: WE’RE JUST NOT THAT INTO HIM.
First, let’s begin by saying that the difference between total brain death and survival in incidents of oxygen deprivation is just that of a few minutes. Or that the top five Olympic sprinters in any given race differ in their time by mere fractions of seconds. Or that glaciers plow solid rock into dust at the rate of a foot a year. Or that in any given system with people competing with equal resources, the decisions and outcomes made on the margins will add up to seemingly huge differences in the long run.

Margins: unsexy. Potentially fatal.
So when you have played at the margins as this Florida team has, mistakes at the perceived margins of the game will end your streak of marginal victories. Auburn’s coaching staff grabbed this concept by the balls on Saturday night; seemingly unconcerned with scoring, the Tigers won at the margins, a concept no Auburn fan reading this should interpret as demeaning or dismissive; in fact, it’s the highest compliment given the Auburn game plan. Their offense may not have scored touchdowns, but they got something; their defense may not have prevented Florida from gaining yards, but they prevented the fatal go-ahead score. And in between the box score events most assume to be the key events of the game, they did what was most crucial of all: they made anyone wearing a Florida jersey irrelevant by squatting on the ball and by playing shutdown defense when it counted. Negation, frustration, and ultimately victory by a thousand paper cuts: margins that added up.
In our notes from the Arkansas/Auburn game last week is the following phrase: “Auburn are TOP gangsters.” They wore the pinkie ring of TOP mafiosi again this week, an indicator of how Auburn hogged the play total: 72 total plays for Auburn, 48 for Florida. Their defense flashed in the first half–the safety in the endzone being the single flash–and burst into flaming demons in the second behind Quentin Groves’ relentless bossing of Leak and Trey Blackmon’s smashing debut, forcing. Leak into a fumble ***Stranko’s 2 cents…that was no fumble… Corso summed it up when he said the replay at Jordon Hare is a “sham”… But the pick was the real reason for the loss***, part one of Chris Leak’s two-part tragedy that signed the death certificate for the Gators.
So all due credit to an Auburn team that won like a Shug Jordan classic edition: defense, tons o’ field goals, and a general guerilla warrior tendency to short circuit everything the opponent wanted to do for three quarters and wait for the desperation of the fourth quarter to take hold on their home field. It did, and that’s where the pain begins for us, because two marginal factors for Florida disintegrated Florida’s chance at remaining undefeated.
Primero: Eric Wilbur. His flubbed punt flipped the field, the score, and the momentum.
Segundo. Chris Leak. Rather than reach in our private bag of perjoratives, let’s toss out a few quotes about last night’s game from people who had something to do with the outcome:
“We noticed that he tends to lock on one guy. He also has trouble making multiple reads…if you pressure him, he makes mistakes…How does a senior quarterback, a three-year starter, throw the ball into the middle of the field like that?”
That was Auburn LB coach James Willis after the game last night talking about Leak. Here’s another guy talking about Leak’s fumble/pump fake disaster:
“What do you say to a senior who … should know better than that?”
That’s Urban Meyer on Leak.Actually, it’s not. That’s a reporter’s question to Meyer, not Meyer himself. A bad error on our part.
He’s not that good. Mike Freeman and every other hack columnist may opine away about what a raw deal Leak gets as a starter, but Florida fans, like most fans, just rely on evidence and experience to judge how they’ll feel about him as a quarterback. And last night he was deplorable–nothing short of deplorable, a ticking time bomb of poor decision-making waiting to happen. For the first time in our history as a Gator fan, we completely pussed out and left the stadium before the gun sounded. We didn’t even do that after the Fiesta Bowl in 1996 or after 31-3 in Tuscaloosa last week.
Why? Because there was no possible way Chris Leak was going to win that game for Florida. None. He’s not that good, and never will be. There’s no anger in saying that, no resentment, and no bitterness. It’s just what he is, a statement made free of predjudice, irrational reasoning, and malice. Off the field, he’s everything you’d want a player to be: polite, a good citizen, and a dedicated member of the community. On the field, he’s Doug Johnson with slightly better wheels, and there’s three and a half years of game tape to prove it.










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Yant says:
#36 – Urban has actually made great halftime adjustments all year, this was the first game we didn’t come out in the second half and more or less dominate.
As for the game: I just don’t quite understand why we refuse to play tighter on the corners. If I was an opposing team, I would do like LSU and run the same twins route pattern every play. One man goes vertical, one runs an eight yard dig.
Auburn fans were just about the nicest I’ve run into, although most of my time was around the alumni and families, and not the drunken frat guys in dress-shirts and orange pants.
Maybe it was just part of being way up in the top corner of the upper-deck, but I wasn’t impressed with the atmosphere. Didn’t hear much from the AU fans for the first three quarters, and the constant barage of rock music and underarmor commercials made me feel like I was at an NFL game.
BTW, who the hell is incharge of traffic post-game? It took over an hour to get off of campus, another 30 minutes to get to the freeway.
October 16th, 2006 at 1:24 am
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Beergut says:
re: #38
“Except for the 8-year old girl with AU all over her face who came up to my friend after the game and said “It’s great, to be, a Gator hater!” while doing the chomp three inches from his face. She can go to hell. ”
In all fairness, if you’ve ever said, “IT’S GREAT….TO BE…A FLORIDA GATOR!!” after a win, you have no room to talk. If you’re going to taunt after wins, expect to be taunted after losses.
Of course, I’ve never understood the need for taunting. Everyone knows what the scoreboard says; what you say after the game doesn’t change anything.
October 16th, 2006 at 5:30 am
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CHARLIE MURPHEY says:
Wow….. two weeks ago i was hearing this same stuff in the first qtr of the that game. Then Leak made the 45 yrd run and he became great again. And stayed that way for 2 weeks. It is good to have the Universe back in order. All Gators questioning something.
You guys always loose at least one get used to it.
I am.
October 16th, 2006 at 7:21 am
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beatAuburn says:
RE: 40,45 – Reason #1,754 why Erin Andrews is amazing-she was there to watch the Gators on her day off.
October 16th, 2006 at 7:55 am
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italiangator says:
#48- there is a big difference between cheering (i.e., using your own team’s cheers after a win) and taunting (i.e., changing said cheers to insult the other team)- by your standard, no one would ever be able to celebrate a win, but would just have to walk to their cars without saying anything to anyone. And as Don V said, there really aren’t any Gators saying that the incomplete pass/fumble cost us the game- it’s more like we lost the game on our own but don’t try to feed us a bunch of bullshit when the rest of the country is saying it was the wrong call.
October 16th, 2006 at 8:27 am
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adam says:
about chris never winning a game. umm, tennessee this year? UK his freshman year? ARK his freshman year? LSU his freshman year? UGA his freshman year? UGA last year? bowl game last year? alabama this year?
sure, he stunk for a large portion of this past game. but the reason that he was in a position to fumble that far down the field was because of a great pass to dallas baker, and the best option pitch he’s ever done. did you see the hit he took right after pitching to caldwell?
chris has played great in the past, and will play great in the future. a lot of you people need to quit the reactionary bullshit and realize that shit happens. UF should have won that game. if Urbs hadn’t quit what had worked in the first half, and just kept running the ball down auburn’s throat, the outcome could have been much different.
two weeks off. let’s see what happens next.
October 16th, 2006 at 8:41 am
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AUAlum says:
Sorry for the smart-ass comment about Erin Andrews. I believe she earns Female SEC Alum of the Decade for showing up on the Plains when she was off.
October 16th, 2006 at 8:45 am
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gamecocktony says:
Tough one for you Gator fans.
Though, without a dog in the fight, I thought it was one hell of an entertaining game.
FYI – After Florida dismantles UGA, the Cocks will control their own destiny in the East. Not predicting anything here…. just saying.
October 16th, 2006 at 9:00 am
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NewAZTiger says:
The odd thing about the BCS, with AU being at #4, it is entirely possible for AU to get to the MNC game without playing in the conference championship game. Losing the conference championship gets you booted now (as the BCS rankings are done after CCG games), but not playing in the game does not eliminate you from the BCS.
Welcome to the wonderful, wacky world of computer rankings.
I don’t think that will happen, FWIW. It would require AU winning out, Ark losing just 1 SEC game and making the SECCG, and then it would require a 1 loss UF/UT to lose the SECCG vs Arky, thus making AU the only 1 loss team in the SEC.
It’s still absurd to me that it is a possiblility.
October 16th, 2006 at 9:26 am
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irishjihad says:
While every other conference is busy making sure they keep their unbeaten teams unbeaten, the SEC is doing their best not to have Florida vs. Arkansas in the SECC, or are making sure that there is a Florida-Auburn rematch in Atlanta.
October 16th, 2006 at 9:28 am
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matt says:
How the hell was Leak so highly regarded coming out of highschool, he’s 5′11 and has a 2 second wind-up release…college football recruiting—bullshit groupthink taken to an extreme
October 16th, 2006 at 10:04 am
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Billy says:
Maybe instead of ripping on Chris Leak, you should aim a little higher up the food chain — at the coach who insists on pidgeon-holing him into an offense that he can’t run. If Meyer is determined to make his option game work, he should just put Tebow in. It’s been obvious for 2 years now that Leak isn’t an option quarterback. They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. Urban Meyer has repeatedly tried to make Chris Leak run the option over and over again.
October 16th, 2006 at 10:07 am
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italiangator says:
Uh, Billy, I think that the plays that people are complaining about were not run out of the option. In fact, I think they were run out of the pocket as Chris was attempting to pass. Thanks for your opinion though.
October 16th, 2006 at 10:28 am
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italiangator says:
I’m sorry, that was a bit snarky of me, I’m still a bit on edge after that debacle. However, I stick by my original point that Urban is not forcing a spread option down Chris’ throat and that the mistakes he made this game were in no way due to playcalling, just like one of the best punters in America dropping a snap is not linked to Urban’s calling for a punt on 4th down.
October 16th, 2006 at 10:39 am
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NewAZTiger says:
My question is this – Urban said he needs 12 WRs to make his offense work. 12?!??!??? That leaves 72 schollys for both lines, the entire defense, and QB/RB.
One thing is for sure, the NFL will never come calling. 12 WRs on an NFL team = 42 other players for the remaining team.
October 16th, 2006 at 10:44 am
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Leak+Tebow=championship says:
2 thoughts:
1) It doesn’t what I think about the fumble call, it was a hard call to make, the fact is that we never should have been throwing the ball on 3rd and 2 on their five when we were only down by one. Give it to Wynn of Tebow, try to get the 1st, and if not, then kick the fieldgoal… as much as it hurts me to say it, that’s just bad coaching, that’s why we lost this game.
2) Did anyone else notice that right before Leak threw the pick CBS was running a montage of old UF-Aub games and it ended with a shot of Zook, there is no way that is a coincidence, he is haunting us from beyon the grave! (grave=Illinios football program).
October 16th, 2006 at 10:51 am
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italiangator says:
Auburn has 14 WRs on the roster (plus 8 RBs and 4 TEs).
October 16th, 2006 at 10:53 am
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Billy says:
It’s not just about the Auburn game. Leak has never looked comfortable in this offense against any defense that can apply pressure. Even against LSU he merely avoided totally crapping the bed. Both of the Gator’s touchdowns were generated by Tebow. Meyer should either adjust to Leak or play Tebow. Leak deserves better.
October 16th, 2006 at 11:35 am
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JG says:
re: #59
I’m pretty sure there’s now a requirement to win your conference championship for entry in to the MNC game.
October 16th, 2006 at 11:55 am
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Brent says:
Does anyone not hate Tommy Tuberville? Did you see the post game interview with his immaculate hair.. what a weasel.
October 16th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
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Tolbert1906 says:
complain all you want but leak gives us the best chance to win right now. maybe he is the second coming of doug johnson, but he is our best qb so we just have to deal with it.
October 16th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
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Turd Ferguson says:
Chris Leak, the Alex Rodriguez of college football. Glad the Great Pumpkin pi$$ed him off and he landed in Gainesville…even with the QB carousel at UT the past 3 years.
October 16th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
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adam says:
i think tolbert put it best. leak isn’t an elite QB, but he is a very good one, and the best one we have. he needs help from the Oline, and wise coaching decisions. both were spotty in the auburn game.
there are probably seven more games this year, so we’ll see what happens next.
October 16th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
italiangator, the difference is that AU doesn’t have 12 WRs that can see the field. Considering about 1/2 of all schollys are effective busts, to have 12 WRs that can play in the SEC will require an inordinant amount of luck recruiting or an extremely large percentage of schollys devoted to one position in order to get the 12 guys that can actually see the field.
AU may have 14 WRs on scholly, but only 1 is top notch, 2 more are average SEC WRs, and another 1-2 are servicable. UF probably has 4-5 SEC WRs, but I have no idea how many they have on their roster. Basically, you’d have to double the number of WR schollys just to get to 12 decent WRs that you could play on the field.
October 16th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
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Canuck says:
“I’m pretty sure there’s now a requirement to win your conference championship for entry in to the MNC game”
I see nothing at http://www.bcsfootball.org/bcsfb/eligibility
other than “1. The top two teams in the final BCS Standings shall play in the National Championship Game. PERIOD”. The other bowl games require the conference win.
If the BCS computer places Auburn at #2 it doesn’t really matter whether Florida beat Arkansas or Arkansas beat Florida.
If U$C, WVU, Louisville, Rutger are all 1 loss, does Auburn need one or two Arkansas losses? If they need the BCS a Florida rematch could help, but if they don’t the bye would be great.
October 16th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#59, the new rule (after OU lost the Championship game) is that the BCS calculations are made AFTER the championship games, not before. There is still no requirement that you win your conference to be a MNC.
Welcome to the absurdity that is the BCS.
October 16th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
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CLTDawg says:
Unfortunately, for yours truly, I do believe that your boy Leak will be heismanesque (even if not by his own talent) against us in 2 weeks. We couldn’t cover my grandmother right now. And we should probably forget scoring at this point, unless our D can force a fumble and run it in.
October 16th, 2006 at 6:04 pm
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Gator996 says:
Please post the source for your quote from Auburn’s James Willis. It appears to be another error by the writer (like the quote attributed to Urban Meyer instead of a reporter’s question to Myer).
If its not error, then its a fabrication.
So where did you get the quote from?
October 18th, 2006 at 4:12 am
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Orson Swindle says:
From Auburn’s postgame radio broadcast. See article for correction.
October 18th, 2006 at 9:02 am
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dman says:
You have to be the dumbest a whole I have ever heard.
Chris Leak is the best QB to ever come through the
State of Florida.
Sign Dman
October 18th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
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dman says:
Yeah, I am almost scared to say it, because I am also included in the majority population….
These Guys are Racist. TBow is and will be good at UF but if you think he could have this team at least .500 you are crazy.
I understand with the records and all on the line, and all or the currently held by white QB’s the thought of CLeak a Black QB breaking them is terrifying.
I wuold not be suprised if some big time buster has paid the AD or the head coach off to make sure this never happens.
I would hate to say this as a gator fan, But I see a new side, to our fans and it is not good, but I hope The University of Florida is cursed for the next 4 years Tbow is calling the shots. Nothing against the kid but you guys will deserve it…….
Florida will play for the National Championship… mark my word and this not down.. because if not I will eat
S@#T
October 18th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
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