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KENTUCKY FOOTBALL PLAYERS BARE ALL, STILL GET NO RESPECT.

DAMMIT. This actually happened in 2004. That's what that "2004" thing meant after the column. We though it just referred to Kentucky's total offensive yards for the season or some such number. A thousand blog-lashes for us--we'll be over here drinking our cough syrup and regrouping. We leave the article up as a valediction against being...well, being a damn sloppy blogger--ed.

Kentucky football and indecent exposure: two things that when seen even in limited doses subject the viewer/victim to inordinate trauma. And now they're two great tastes that taste great together!

Two UK football reserves, redshirt freshmen offensive linemen Eric Klope and Casey Shumate, were involved in an indecent exposure incident along with recently dismissed UK fullback Joe Razzano. Article detail quoting begins....now:

Klope and Shumate then made "sexual comments" to a 10-year-old boy and a 12-year-old boy who were riding their bikes, the report said. The three came out of the bushes and off the porch. The two told the kids, "We are big fags ... come up here so we can have a big orgy," the report said.

Wait, this is followed up by the kind of grand intentional comedy adept stringers put in daily into wire pieces like this:

They also told the kids to "show some respect for UK football players," according to the report.

If dropping their pants didn't elicit respect from preteens, then that doesn't bode well for any of them. We imagine this whole incident was started when the kids rode by idly, noticed a naked Razzano sitting on the porch, and then screamed out "FAGS!," since it's one of the five phrases adolescent males between the ages of 10-14 are capable of saying with absolute confidence. Razzano's explanation for sitting nude on a porch at 9 p.m.:

When Razzano noticed the officer, he "fled inside (the) house to put clothes on." The police report said he told police "he had been nude because when he woke up, his father called, so he went out on (the) porch to talk to him."

Kentucky: if you're gonna talk to daddy son, make sure you're naked? Will that fit on a license plate?


Failed to get respect from preteens even after dropping pants. Hmm...

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Wow. Just wow.

What Happens in Kentucky stays in Kentucky? Hopefully?

by BIGMIKE on Oct 11, 2006 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Rich Brooks refused to leave the scene until police put one second back on the clock.

by Fred'sPancoast on Oct 11, 2006 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

it might not fit on a license plate – but it certainly should be on a t-shirt.

breakout the outdoor dance floor!

by PSUgirl on Oct 11, 2006 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought that happened last year?

by paulwesterdawg on Oct 11, 2006 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Were they playing bongos?

by roggins on Oct 11, 2006 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This stuff happens in Congress to the pages all the time.

Oh, you mean this was at Kentucky? Nevermind.

by Geaux Irish on Oct 11, 2006 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This happened about 2 years ago. Way to break the story.

by Alan Cutler on Oct 11, 2006 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

holy….with the… and the…geez.

that is fucking hilarious. i think that police report would be funnier than any of the thousands i’ve read at the state attorney’s. truly impressive.

obviously, this is the result of the republican party setting such a poor example for people.

alternate line: just more athletes working on future careers as politicians.

by adam on Oct 11, 2006 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Totally wrong. Totally wrong. Noted in post above.

We blame society.

by Orson Swindle on Oct 11, 2006 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well this is National Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual & Transgender Week and National Coming Out Day (I know this because every day I’ve been driving under the big ass signs hanging over 34th street and University Ave in Gville)

by RedRoot on Oct 11, 2006 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

while that is quite funny, i think you’re a little slow on breaking the story. it happened about two years ago. the accused (convicted) are no longer on the team.

www.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/uwire/083004aah.html

by sb1 on Oct 11, 2006 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait a second…I thought they did that with their sisters in Kentucky, not teenage boys riding by on bikes.

Oh well, I guess theyr’e just tryingto distance themselves form the rest of the south…in a “lowering the bar for all” kind of way.

by Wooderson on Oct 11, 2006 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s hope they make it down to Baton Rouge for this weekend’s game. We’ll throw ’em a nice set of long Mardi Gras beads from the upper deck in return for a whack-a-mole demo.

by Lilac-a-go-go on Oct 11, 2006 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

While an old story, its still funny to see how little the program has changed in the two years since this happened. Even with a smoke and mirrors schedule, creating the illusion of progress on the field, and Grandpa Brooks’ milk of magnesia styled press conferences useful for quieting the fans’ off of it, the program is still the suck.

Whether its Lee Todd popping-off like a typical, pigskin know-nothing from Lessington before the UofL game or Dickey Lyons calling his girlfriend from the locker room at halftime of an intrastate drubbing, UK football is still a circus show.

Now following demoralizing losses to UF and USC; with the final chapter in the fag story being written; and with midnight madness beginning Friday, this is just one more reason to throw dirt on the program’s casket. Long live Rich Brooks and Lee Todd.

by Dennis on Oct 11, 2006 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson, in light of the date mishap, perhaps you should switch cough medicines. If it’s more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you’re looking for, I’d try the Daytab Cold and Flu. Then there’s the maximum-strength Cortitussin Cough and Cold, but of course, that’s only if you really want to trip balls.

by MiseanAUFan on Oct 11, 2006 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess they couldn’t beat their own Cocks either.

by Hyeah Hyeah! on Oct 11, 2006 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Dennis…you got some anger management or penis envy issues going on there….maybe both…guess you’re upset you weren’t on the porch with those boys….as far as pronouncing the death of the program….lets see what happens the rest of the season in football and basketball….says here UK goes 6-6 and to a bowl game and Tubby’s cats will play very well this year….ps, if you’re really hankering for man action, go see a congressman to satisfy those urges…leave UK out of your issues….

by Robert on Oct 12, 2006 11:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Bobby, by the looks of it, uk’s players aren’t the only ones suffering from a gender crisis…I’d say you’re fixation with the minutia and a simultaneous disregard of obvious facts must mean one thing: the 6 years you spent earning that Lessington lambskin left you just as clueless as the day you walked into Kirwin Tower…good too see you’re taking the players side here…of course you would.

meanwhile, back in reality, any outsider will tell you that the rhetoric coming from your athletic department sounds more and more like a drunk driver arguing that he can stay in between the lines…barnhardt’s got a plan alright…wake up, phil jackson and parcells aren’t coming to your rescue…oh, and by the way, 6-6 still sucks…ignorance must truely be bliss.

by Dennis on Oct 12, 2006 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Denise, er, Dennis….fyi….undergraduate degree (4 yrs.) (juris doctorate degree – 3 years, for the simpleminded, thats a law degree)…..Its not my opinion of UK’s improvement, check out both ESPN and CFN, both of whom have stated in the past week on mid-season college football reports, that UK is better than expected….6-6 for this program this year, following the loss of 25 scholarships over the past 3 years, is progress……ps….its time you got your GED and learned how to spell Lexington…..also, please refer to me as Robert, only your sister is allowed to call me Bobby…..

by Robert on Oct 13, 2006 9:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I am Eric Klope I was actually the one involved and i don’t appreciate any of this shit that people write about me. I wasn’t even at the residence until the cops arrived and had already put joey in the car. I was never naked and i never asked any boys to have an orgy with me. I am a grown adult who likes women and I do not act anything like this. I took a polygraph test to clear myself of these charges. ALso these charge were never even brought up until joey took a plea agreement three weeks later. I had to find out about it when I was at practice. It turns out the judge released the police report to the press and since i lived at the residence and my name was on the report and I play football for Kentucky I am automatically guilty This event has embarassed me and my family and I never even did anything illegal or wrong in any sense. I was merely the victim of the judge trying to get her name in the damn paper. and I still have to suffer for it even though I was proved completely innocent. They even published an article on my innocence in the paper but of course no one apologizes to an innocent man when they wrongly accuse him. Thats life…but in my opinion the guy who republished this article is a sad insignifigant loser who has nothing better to do than republish OLD FALSE NEWS!!!!!! ANd if he ever met my huge ass in the street he would probably be so scared he would shit himself. If you don’t believe me call me!!! 270-556-1408 anytime 24/7.

by Eric Klope on Dec 16, 2007 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

lol this is the most ridiculous story ever…this isnt embarrassing because i could care less what people think about me but this in no way is how things went down…kentucky football player bare all and still get no respect..lol good story douche bag

by joey razzano on Aug 26, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

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