CORSO LIKES…TWIN-KNOBBED BACK MASSAGERS?
People put the strangest things on Gameday signs. For example:

This sign appears to imply that Lee Corso likes something resembling a twin-knobbed back massager. Well, who doesn’t like twin-knobbed back massagers? With six settings on most models, they’re the perfect accompaniment to a nice glass of Franzia and some Taylor Dayne to finish a long, stressful day. We bet Lee uses his all the time.
(Massive HT: Fancy Gator.)









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Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car says:
“Who eats caak?”
Bunch of savages in that town.
October 9th, 2006 at 2:44 am
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irishoutsider says:
clearly, the next step is to devise a gigantic cartoon word bubble that reads “I [heart] [phallus]“
October 9th, 2006 at 8:26 am
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gamecocktony says:
So, Lee Corso loves dinosaurs. What’s the big deal?
What? That’s not a dinosaur?
Nevermind.
October 9th, 2006 at 8:35 am
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Mack10zie says:
I’ll be honest, while I think its funny, I really hope that was an LSU fan, can’t exactly say it makes UF look good.
October 9th, 2006 at 9:09 am
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PW says:
What are you talking about? It is clearly not a back massager, a dinosaur or an LSU fan– it’s a penis.
October 9th, 2006 at 9:15 am
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PW says:
Although, now that I think about it, it does sorta look like an LSU fan. You may be right Mack10zie.
October 9th, 2006 at 9:18 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
sorry mac10zie–most LSU fans would have misspelled Corso.
The Borat “Great Success” sign was pretty classic. Good work, Gators.
October 9th, 2006 at 9:18 am
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sandman227 says:
Gamecocktony:
I still haven’t stopped laughing….great post
October 9th, 2006 at 9:34 am
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Doug says:
RCR is right. The sign had to be by a Florida fan; if it was an LSU fan they would’ve spelled it “Corseaux.”
October 9th, 2006 at 9:42 am
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Erik says:
Best sign is still: “Holtz for Prethedent”
October 9th, 2006 at 9:45 am
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RedRoot says:
If you visit the fark boards you appreciated the use of the Katrina Heineken looter pic.
And could anybody read what the sign with [Name Redacted]’s picture on it said?
October 9th, 2006 at 9:55 am
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Peace w/o the barn says:
Man you’ve got to love that dry erase board.
What a world we live in that has an undeafeated UF coming to a just spanked barn. There are little things better than the SEC.
October 9th, 2006 at 10:47 am
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Matt says:
The [Name Redacted] Sign said “Albert Says: We Do Not Tolerate Mediocrity.”
Also, Matt Davis, who pushed his way in front of me to hold up his sign with his name on it and block my view, is a dick.
October 9th, 2006 at 11:23 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Did anyone hear about the West Virginia fans that went to the wrong game this weekend? No, this isn’t the start of a lame joke…a limo full of WV fans pulled up to the Ole Miss game this weekend…looks like they got confused when they got into Mississippi. They made it to Starkville in time for the 4th qtr.
I love it when people perpetuate a stereotype. Good work, WV, good work indeed.
October 9th, 2006 at 11:55 am
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Mack10zie says:
What about the Tim Tebow beat up Chuck Norris sign?
October 9th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
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JamesMc says:
What that picture doesnt show is the 10 or so male gator fans (you can see them in the top right of the photo) with their arms around each other doing Rockette style leg kicks. I imagine at least 3 of them were wearing jorts.
October 9th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
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CouchBurnin'Girl says:
RaginCajunRebel – please tell me that did not actually happen *hangs head in shame and disgust*.
I thought we weren’t going to let Jesco White leave Boone County. Slippery fucker.
October 9th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
CouchBurnin’Girl, I’ve always enjoyed your posts, but with a Dancing Outlaw reference, you’ve earned my respect as well.
October 9th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
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RedRoot says:
Never heard of this guy before, but after seeing these quotes on his wikipedia entry, I want to know more:
I put the butcher knife up to her neck and said if you wanna live to see tomorrow, you’re gonna start fryin’ ‘em eggs a little better’n what’chu been fryin’ ‘em. I’m tired of eatin’ sloppy, slimy eggs!” – Jesco White to wife Norma Jean White
“You’re gonna go to bed alright, you’re gonna go to bed in a coffin!”
October 9th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Couch Burnin’ Girl…oh it happened. And it was spectacular. Sadly, I’m sure that once they got to Starkville they realized that they would have been better off staying in Oxford.
And I love Jesco White. He’s one bad mother fucker, uh, effer.
RedRoot–you can find some stuff on youtube. He’s simply amazing.
October 9th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
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Gator KK says:
Thanks for the picking the Gators, Mr. Corso. In return, we made this sign about how you love dong. Welcome to Gville.
October 9th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
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UMTailgate.com » Blog Archive » Case of the Mundy’s: Is Everyone Alright? Edition 10/9/06 says:
[...] This could be the end of the crowd in the background at Gameday. [EDSBS.com] [...]
October 9th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
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Al Bundy says:
JamesMc, I saw those guys that shit was hilarious.
October 9th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
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Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car says:
My personal favorite was when Gameday came to Pittsburgh for the 2003 Pitt-VT game and someone made a sign that read
“Cleveland Steamer for Beamer.” Ahhh, we’re so classy. That was also the day cardboard Homer Simpson in a Fitzgerald jersey debuted.
October 10th, 2006 at 3:04 am
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BobBobson says:
Jobu @ Maximonline showin you guys some love…
http://www.maximonline.com/sports/male_sac/comments.aspx?id=7573
October 10th, 2006 at 6:24 am
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Matt says:
Just to be clear, all Jesco White references for CFB are totally appropriate these days since even Big and Rich sing about it in that crummy ESPN bit.
October 11th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
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az Sports Hub - Arizona Sports - Blog - Podcasts - Forums » Blog Archive » Wha’s Dis ‘Day O Rest’ Shit?! says:
[...] * The all-time greatest background sign was seen on espn’s College Gameday this morning. It said “Corso [picture of a heart]’s [picture of male genitalia]; look for a screenshot on EDSBS soon. Speaking of those jort-wearing jokers, one of the commenters noted that there was a cop pre-screening any signs that might get on camera, but the creator used a dry-erase board. Sheer genius. (Well, that didn’t take long…link) [...]
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:33 am
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az Sports Hub - Arizona Sports - Blog - Podcasts - Forums » Blog Archive » Grill? Check. Camping Chairs? Check. Bottle Opener? Check. Vessels to open? Check! says:
[...] of course that may have something to do with ditching College Gameday chaperone and resident coot Lee Corso for the evening. Speaking of that game, it’s nice to see those turkeyfuckers go down in [...]
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:37 am
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Lee Corso Loves What? « Audacity says:
[...] of posters ready just in case I wound up on camera… mine probably wouldn’t have been this graphic. No Comments so far Leave a comment RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI [...]
September 19th, 2007 at 7:12 am
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South Florida Fans Scare KU Fans says:
[...] hasn’t watched one second of ESPN’s pregame College GameDay offering. One glance at the signs that show up behind Lee Corso and Kirk Herbstreit should tell these environments are not for the [...]
September 18th, 2008 at 2:55 pm