CORSO LIKES...TWIN-KNOBBED BACK MASSAGERS?

by Orson on Oct 9, 2006 1:26 AM EDT

People put the strangest things on Gameday signs. For example:

This sign appears to imply that Lee Corso likes something resembling a twin-knobbed back massager. Well, who doesn't like twin-knobbed back massagers? With six settings on most models, they're the perfect accompaniment to a nice glass of Franzia and some Taylor Dayne to finish a long, stressful day. We bet Lee uses his all the time.

(Massive HT: Fancy Gator.)

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“Who eats caak?”

Bunch of savages in that town.

by Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car on Oct 9, 2006 2:44 AM EDT reply actions

clearly, the next step is to devise a gigantic cartoon word bubble that reads “I [heart] [phallus]”

by irishoutsider on Oct 9, 2006 8:26 AM EDT reply actions

So, Lee Corso loves dinosaurs. What’s the big deal?

What? That’s not a dinosaur?
Nevermind.

by gamecocktony on Oct 9, 2006 8:35 AM EDT reply actions

I’ll be honest, while I think its funny, I really hope that was an LSU fan, can’t exactly say it makes UF look good.

by Mack10zie on Oct 9, 2006 9:09 AM EDT reply actions

What are you talking about? It is clearly not a back massager, a dinosaur or an LSU fan— it’s a penis.

by PW on Oct 9, 2006 9:15 AM EDT reply actions

Although, now that I think about it, it does sorta look like an LSU fan. You may be right Mack10zie.

by PW on Oct 9, 2006 9:18 AM EDT reply actions

sorry mac10zie—most LSU fans would have misspelled Corso.

The Borat “Great Success” sign was pretty classic. Good work, Gators.

by RaginCajunRebel on Oct 9, 2006 9:18 AM EDT reply actions

Gamecocktony:

I still haven’t stopped laughing….great post

by sandman227 on Oct 9, 2006 9:34 AM EDT reply actions

RCR is right. The sign had to be by a Florida fan; if it was an LSU fan they would’ve spelled it “Corseaux.”

by Doug on Oct 9, 2006 9:42 AM EDT reply actions

Best sign is still: “Holtz for Prethedent”

by Erik on Oct 9, 2006 9:45 AM EDT reply actions

If you visit the fark boards you appreciated the use of the Katrina Heineken looter pic.

And could anybody read what the sign with [Name Redacted]’s picture on it said?

by RedRoot on Oct 9, 2006 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

Man you’ve got to love that dry erase board.
What a world we live in that has an undeafeated UF coming to a just spanked barn. There are little things better than the SEC.

by Peace w/o the barn on Oct 9, 2006 10:47 AM EDT reply actions

The [Name Redacted] Sign said “Albert Says: We Do Not Tolerate Mediocrity.”

Also, Matt Davis, who pushed his way in front of me to hold up his sign with his name on it and block my view, is a dick.

by Matt on Oct 9, 2006 11:23 AM EDT reply actions

Did anyone hear about the West Virginia fans that went to the wrong game this weekend? No, this isn’t the start of a lame joke…a limo full of WV fans pulled up to the Ole Miss game this weekend…looks like they got confused when they got into Mississippi. They made it to Starkville in time for the 4th qtr.

I love it when people perpetuate a stereotype. Good work, WV, good work indeed.

by RaginCajunRebel on Oct 9, 2006 11:55 AM EDT reply actions

What about the Tim Tebow beat up Chuck Norris sign?

by Mack10zie on Oct 9, 2006 12:59 PM EDT reply actions

What that picture doesnt show is the 10 or so male gator fans (you can see them in the top right of the photo) with their arms around each other doing Rockette style leg kicks. I imagine at least 3 of them were wearing jorts.

by JamesMc on Oct 9, 2006 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

RaginCajunRebel – please tell me that did not actually happen hangs head in shame and disgust.

I thought we weren’t going to let Jesco White leave Boone County. Slippery fucker.

by CouchBurnin'Girl on Oct 9, 2006 2:06 PM EDT reply actions

CouchBurnin’Girl, I’ve always enjoyed your posts, but with a Dancing Outlaw reference, you’ve earned my respect as well.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Oct 9, 2006 2:52 PM EDT reply actions

Never heard of this guy before, but after seeing these quotes on his wikipedia entry, I want to know more:

I put the butcher knife up to her neck and said if you wanna live to see tomorrow, you’re gonna start fryin’ ‘em eggs a little better’n what’chu been fryin’ ‘em. I’m tired of eatin’ sloppy, slimy eggs!" – Jesco White to wife Norma Jean White

“You’re gonna go to bed alright, you’re gonna go to bed in a coffin!”

by RedRoot on Oct 9, 2006 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

Couch Burnin’ Girl…oh it happened. And it was spectacular. Sadly, I’m sure that once they got to Starkville they realized that they would have been better off staying in Oxford.

And I love Jesco White. He’s one bad mother fucker, uh, effer.

RedRoot—you can find some stuff on youtube. He’s simply amazing.

by RaginCajunRebel on Oct 9, 2006 4:31 PM EDT reply actions

Thanks for the picking the Gators, Mr. Corso. In return, we made this sign about how you love dong. Welcome to Gville.

by Gator KK on Oct 9, 2006 4:43 PM EDT reply actions

JamesMc, I saw those guys that shit was hilarious.

by Al Bundy on Oct 9, 2006 8:21 PM EDT reply actions

My personal favorite was when Gameday came to Pittsburgh for the 2003 Pitt-VT game and someone made a sign that read
“Cleveland Steamer for Beamer.” Ahhh, we’re so classy. That was also the day cardboard Homer Simpson in a Fitzgerald jersey debuted.

by Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car on Oct 10, 2006 3:04 AM EDT reply actions

Jobu @ Maximonline showin you guys some love…

http://www.maximonline.com/sports/male_sac/comments.aspx?id=7573

by BobBobson on Oct 10, 2006 6:24 AM EDT reply actions

Just to be clear, all Jesco White references for CFB are totally appropriate these days since even Big and Rich sing about it in that crummy ESPN bit.

by Matt on Oct 11, 2006 4:55 PM EDT reply actions