Comments on: WEEKEND SHOOTERS! WOOO! WHO WANTS SHOOTERS?!?

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:32:19 +0000

“Oklahoma coughs up the ball like a bondage gimp going to lunch break…”

It’s this kind of hysterical, disturbing imagery that keeps people coming back. Good job.

By: Socraticsilence

Socraticsilence — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:36:11 +0000

UT’s kind of a rivalry and maybe Mark Richt can turn UGA back inot a rival instead of a welcome mat.

By: thehakujin

thehakujin — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:11:43 +0000

“the dismemberment plan” ?

Man, those guys were a great band.

By: secrules

secrules — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:55:04 +0000

Let’s hope LSU brings something. UF needs some new rivalries. UT – done. GA – done. Sout car – no way. There’s noone left in the east.

I guess its time to conquer the West now – bama, LSU, Auburn (is there ANY offense over there AT ALL????). at least put one of them in the east so we can get a new rivalry going. we need a new stepchild – cuz even fsu is down.

–count the number of frosh/sophs for UF that get significant/meaningful playing time saturday. HS!!

By: PSUgirl

PSUgirl — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 20:39:21 +0000

you know, I started the day gagging over that spit bucket caption – and it’s still as potent this afternoon. Nice work.

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:49:50 +0000

TigerNacho, we respect your dedication and your colorful name.

That said, may your team get herpes on Saturday.

By: TigerNacho

TigerNacho — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:40:34 +0000

All this talk about booze just made me realize I’m late on my drinking. Only 24 hours till game time.
And we’ll be cooking up a Gator Sauce Piquante, both figurartively and literally.

By: The Spirit of Heisman Pundit

The Spirit of Heisman Pundit — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:13:48 +0000

Cal has no middle run defense either see Ryan Torain of Arizona State. They can protect the outside, but are easily blocked up the middle because they lack size.

By: Ohiodawg

Ohiodawg — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 19:08:00 +0000

Georgia/Tennessee will be more like a large kamikazee, thrown down in a hurry because you thought it was water and you’re already really drunk.

It smells sweet so you keep drinking it (this is the first half when Tennessee gets out to some kind of lead).

Then, it dawns on you what you just did, the well vodka and the triple sec start to congeal, your mouth starts to water, your stomach has that hiccup that can only mean one thing and you puke your guts out (that’s the second half when Georgia finally puts Lumpkin in for keeps and gets back in DESPITE their shitty wide receivers and wins ugly by a point).

Go Dawgs!!!

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:47:38 +0000

Tennessee? To win by 25?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

By: Dawgy1

Dawgy1 — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:46:39 +0000

Like Lou Holtz said last night without J.D. Stokley Georgia doesn’t have much of a chance. I guess you feel the same way.

You and Lou both forgot that we still have Dan Greenwood and, he’s a hell of QB.

Go DAWGS and Kiss my ASS!

By: JD

JD — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:41:59 +0000

“Oklahoma coughs up the ball like a bondage gimp going to lunch break. . .”
Wow! I don’t really want to know how you guys came up with that one.

By: adam

adam — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:36:46 +0000

yeah. i’ve been wearing the same outfit to all the games, and i’m really hoping it’ll be warm during the national championship game, so that i’m not freezing my ass off in shorts and a t-shirt.

By: Hokie Andrew

Hokie Andrew — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:21:38 +0000

I submit that the worst case of occular cirrohsis would occur with Oregon in the all-yellow highlighter unis facing Clemson sporting the purple jersey/orange pants in whatever they’re calling the Boise Bowl this year. Fortunately that could never happen given the various conference tie-ins to that bowl, but if it did I’m sure my TV would just shit a tartan brick and burst into flames, rather than be tasked with rendering that many garish colors, all at once.

By: Mack10zie

Mack10zie — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:21:28 +0000

Picking against UF in a bug game again, good man, keep it up and it seems to bring us luck. It’s like when you find that 1 seat watching the game and your team starts to do well, you don’t dare move.