LAST GASP WEEKEND BLOGTOBERFEST: "UF TO LOSE, IT'S IN BIBLE," SAY PUNDITS.
by Orson on Oct 6, 2006 6:31 PM EDT
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PrintWe're off to watch an inevitable beating that, according to almost every person on the planet, we cannot escape. (Unless you're Trev, but he's holed up in his office and won't talk to anyone in person. Poor Bloo.) A few more notes, links, etc, on the way out the door.
--We'll be conducting some field research this weekend at the Taco Mac in Decatur. Feel free to join us and say hello. We'll be the ones covered in fear sweat with the video camera. If you can't drop in in person, get chatty at harumphharumph at yahoo messenger.
--Dan Shanoff takes a look at the individual AP ballots, and now officially being a blogger, he is duly unimpressed.
--The WaPo, the official paper of "Hollywood for Ugly People," puts in a nice piece about Jon Tenuta's wicked Georgia Tech defense. In it, the writer refers to Tech's d-lineman as "sleek," a word usually saved for describing racing hounds or new cell phones.
--Matthew McConoughey does not equal victory for your team. He will, however, get high get naked and dance in the street and your wife she will like this.
--Adult Swim blames Auburn for kudzu. That's fine with us, because that's what dad told us.
--West Virginia fans taunt Maryland fans. The nu-metal soundtrack is deplorable. The commentary is not. "Hey Maryland! You suck! You've got a turtle--we've got a guy with a gun!"
A taunt to live by. Enjoy the weekend.
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fear sweat smellss REALLY bad. seriously. I could explain the biochemistry but….just trust me.
Fear sweat is worse thn pissin down your leg.
by secrules on Oct 6, 2006 6:50 PM EDT reply actions
Man, people will pay 35 bucks to see West Virginia/Maryland?!??
by NewAZTiger on Oct 6, 2006 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
AU was forced to bring kudzu. We had to have something that grew quickly to hide the sight of our jorts-wearing Gator neighbors.
by NewAZTiger on Oct 6, 2006 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
Your wife might like Matthew McConablow, but Matt it looks like, Mathew M. prefers dudes…..
http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1730835
by Harvey Wireman on Oct 6, 2006 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Orson was speaking generally- Matthew McConhauyefrghty arouses in me not the desire for sex but the urge to lob frisbees in his direction and see if he can catch them in his mouth.
-TCOAN
by Orson Swindle on Oct 6, 2006 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
so who does matt mccoudlkjdkjdljdahey root for these days?
by U-Dub Dish on Oct 6, 2006 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
A West Virginian with a fake Australian accent? I haven’t delved into my weekend batch of intoxicants yet, and I still feel messed up.
Was that “Heavy Metal Parking Lot – part 2”?
by SeaTrojan on Oct 6, 2006 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Ahh, Taco Mac… But out in Decatur?
I’ll be out at the Marietta Taco Mac rooting on the Boilers against Iowa, since they’re playing it on freaking ESPNU.
by Brad Warbiany on Oct 6, 2006 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, kudzu, you weed
Auburn spread you, but the Tide
fed you, those Bastards.
by Dinknflicka on Oct 7, 2006 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, kudzu, you weed.
Auburn spread you, but the Tide
fed you, those bastards.
by Dinknflicka on Oct 7, 2006 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
Oh submit button,
you tempt and teast, you bitch whore.
I still press too soon.
by Dinknflicka on Oct 7, 2006 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
Teast is not a word. But, then, you knew that. Damn you hiaku, for making me count my fingers. So much for trying to be poetical.
by Dinknflicka on Oct 7, 2006 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, the horror. Haiku. I meant to type Haiku, For God’s sake, make it stop. Now I know what A Rod feels like,
by Dinknflicka on Oct 7, 2006 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
The power of oxycontin, meth and beer. Welcome to West Virginia.
by Alex on Oct 7, 2006 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
Anyone else catch the Corso “Hearts” cock and balls poster on Gameday?
Classic.
by Dan on Oct 7, 2006 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
didnt see it, heard plenty about it. any chance of getting a picture up?
by bigredmachine on Oct 7, 2006 2:03 PM EDT reply actions
cough cough
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
PIG
SOOOOOOIE!
that is all
by Chris on Oct 7, 2006 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Yikes. I might have to rethink my road trip plans for Morgantown next year. If I wanted people with funny accents to throw beer at me right before my team got annihilated, I’d just go back to Baton Rouge.
by jakldawg on Oct 7, 2006 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
Sorry Cardiac- Not this year. Try 3rd in SEC west. There’s always next year…
IT’S GREAT…. TO BE…. A FLORIDA GATOR!!!
go Gators
by psuedosilent observer on Oct 7, 2006 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
Oh dear god – the game’s barely over an hour and already the next batch of slope-browed slovens have showed up and started braying about their imminent and inevitable triumph… even though their team just got stomped. (Perhaps it’s a state of Alabama thing.) And really, I’m not sure there’s any team in the country that could put 31 on UF without the help of massive Florida injuries and a well-bribed officiating crew.
by peachy on Oct 7, 2006 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
west virginia…
the only college playing football just so they can get away from their skank-ass, forked tongued gfs
I have driven from top to bottom of WV… the chicks in this video constitute the finalists for Ms WV…or maybe they are imports
Only state with uglier chicks is Arkansas… Hillary is a beauty queen from that state
that is all… resume blog reading
by futbawl fan on Oct 8, 2006 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
fucking arkansas…………………
how about the Crimson Tide!!!! down 14-10 @ halftime against Duke!!!!!
LSU and Bammer will battle it out for 3rd in the SEC West, Auburn still has a shot, tennessee and LSU can BOTH beat Arky, and i think south carolina can beat arky as well.
fred talley has spliced himself in my nightmares into darren mcfadden and felix jones (shudder)
looking forward to next week, gaytors. don’t get too cocky, remember what happened to us this week (darren mcfadden and felix jones, shudder)
by War Eagle In South Fla. on Oct 8, 2006 1:15 AM EDT reply actions
I love how the kid interrupts his memorial tribute to Irwin to start yelling “wiener!” – that’s classic. oh the mighty mountaineers…
by PSUgirl on Oct 9, 2006 9:52 AM EDT reply actions
We made that video… We didnt throw the beer, dont really get off on violence… and yes we were drunk and being idiots, like youve never had fun before. Not the greatest Irwin impression but it was fun at the time… be ready for the WVU vs. Syracuse video!
by Chris on Oct 12, 2006 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
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