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rthis is jsut to infrom ypou la7 taht orsdon swindleSi stUX0r in a mandatory tps report trainIng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ h e syaz th4t if he d0esnt hang hims3lf from Broed0m first hell be baX0r at o|\|e1 p.m.. OLOLOLOO m///
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Rock on, Orson!
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irishoutsider says:
roflsaurus
October 6th, 2006 at 11:19 am
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PeteJayhawk says:
Dear lord that made me snort.
October 6th, 2006 at 11:21 am
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Dave says:
Footbaw, bitches.
October 6th, 2006 at 11:28 am
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corey bailey says:
What’s this about you not putting a coversheet on your TPS report? Didn’t you get the Memo?
October 6th, 2006 at 11:29 am
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Ohiodawg says:
Swindle, I’m going to need you to come in and work tomorrow. Thanks
October 6th, 2006 at 11:37 am
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HFS says:
Remember the most important rule of corporate paperwork: Leave the puce!
October 6th, 2006 at 11:41 am
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gamecocktony says:
How do I know I am old?
I only understood maybe two or three words of that.
October 6th, 2006 at 11:49 am
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
I’m too old as well.
October 6th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
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RedRoot says:
Actually, the UF homecoming parade is fixing to start and from my office window I can see Orson elbowing his way through little girls and old ladies to get a curbside seat. I don’t think anyone told him by the time they get to University and Main they don’t have any candy left to throw.
October 6th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
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AGS says:
I’m 28, and I understood every word of it. God, I’m a farking geek.
October 6th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
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Wooderson says:
“You see Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
October 6th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
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Couchburnin' Girl says:
“You have to put a cover sheet on your TPS report! That ain’t no baby!!”
– Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
October 6th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
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daviehamsufferer97 says:
It’s a Jump…To Conclusions Mat.
October 6th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
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beatLSU says:
Can’t say that I’ve been missing it Bob.
October 6th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
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oc phil says:
So just how many pieces of flair does COAN have today? The minimum?
October 6th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
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ND Dude says:
Still drunk from a very late and expensive night at the Linebacker . . . and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little reading this in class. Nice work.
October 6th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
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Stacy Keibler Loves Me says:
Duhhh???? Dept.:
I googled “TPS report” and could still not understand the definition, which is listed at the end of this post. Has SKLM lost his brain?
“In the mid 1990s, the US Department of Labor implemented a State operated oversight program known as Revenue Quality Control (RQC), which was later renamed as the Tax Performance System (TPS).
The purpose of TPS is to:
* Measure the quality of State Unemployment Insurance (UI) tax operations
* Assist State Administrators in improving tax systems
* Help carry out Federal oversight and technical assistance responsibilities
Each TPS reviewer is responsible for producing a TPS Annual Report on the quality of the State’s UI tax system. Findings from this Annual Report also become a part of the US Department of Labor’s “UI PERFORMS” package.”
October 6th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
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Andy says:
They need to have an option for Sylvester the cat instead of Elmer Fudd on that dialect thing. That way we could understand what Lou Holtz is talking about….
October 6th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
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Panhandler says:
Remember when you could make a $20 last you the whole weekend? I just spent $100 at the Albertson’s on Archer Rd., and the only thing I have to eat is a half-pound of sunflower seeds. I hope the Cabot Lodge free happy hour starts early…
October 6th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
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futbawl fan says:
hey Orson…how come you never sign your blogs “luv Orson”
we know you care…don’t deny it
October 6th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
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futbawl fan says:
oh yeah…
luv, Futbawl Fan
October 6th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
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beattherush says:
SKLM – not sure if that was tongue-in-cheek or not but the reference is to the fine movie Office Space — check the Quotes section in IMDB and I’m sure TPS is in there somewhere…
October 6th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
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Ltrain says:
watch out for your cornhole, dude.
October 6th, 2006 at 4:03 pm
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Rome says:
Olyhay itshay, Iyay ustjay issedpay ymay antspay.
October 6th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
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darthgatorone says:
My response: Yaoweeoweeoweeoweeoweeoweeowyaow, FOOTBAW !!!!!!
October 6th, 2006 at 4:47 pm