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by Orson on Oct 6, 2006 11:08 AM EDT
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rthis is jsut to infrom ypou la7 taht orsdon swindleSi stUX0r in a mandatory tps report trainIng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ h e syaz th4t if he d0esnt hang hims3lf from Broed0m first hell be baX0r at o|\|e1 p.m.. OLOLOLOO m///
Luv TCOAN
Rock on, Orson!
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What’s this about you not putting a coversheet on your TPS report? Didn’t you get the Memo?
by corey bailey on Oct 6, 2006 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
Swindle, I’m going to need you to come in and work tomorrow. Thanks
by Ohiodawg on Oct 6, 2006 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
Remember the most important rule of corporate paperwork: Leave the puce!
by HFS on Oct 6, 2006 11:41 AM EDT reply actions
How do I know I am old?
I only understood maybe two or three words of that.
by gamecocktony on Oct 6, 2006 11:49 AM EDT reply actions
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
I’m too old as well.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Oct 6, 2006 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
Actually, the UF homecoming parade is fixing to start and from my office window I can see Orson elbowing his way through little girls and old ladies to get a curbside seat. I don’t think anyone told him by the time they get to University and Main they don’t have any candy left to throw.
by RedRoot on Oct 6, 2006 12:17 PM EDT reply actions
I’m 28, and I understood every word of it. God, I’m a farking geek.
by AGS on Oct 6, 2006 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
“You see Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
by Wooderson on Oct 6, 2006 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
“You have to put a cover sheet on your TPS report! That ain’t no baby!!”
— Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
by Couchburnin' Girl on Oct 6, 2006 12:37 PM EDT reply actions
So just how many pieces of flair does COAN have today? The minimum?
by oc phil on Oct 6, 2006 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
Still drunk from a very late and expensive night at the Linebacker . . . and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little reading this in class. Nice work.
by ND Dude on Oct 6, 2006 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
Duhhh???? Dept.:
I googled “TPS report” and could still not understand the definition, which is listed at the end of this post. Has SKLM lost his brain?
"In the mid 1990s, the US Department of Labor implemented a State operated oversight program known as Revenue Quality Control (RQC), which was later renamed as the Tax Performance System (TPS).
The purpose of TPS is to:
* Measure the quality of State Unemployment Insurance (UI) tax operations
* Assist State Administrators in improving tax systems
* Help carry out Federal oversight and technical assistance responsibilities
Each TPS reviewer is responsible for producing a TPS Annual Report on the quality of the State’s UI tax system. Findings from this Annual Report also become a part of the US Department of Labor’s “UI PERFORMS” package."
by Stacy Keibler Loves Me on Oct 6, 2006 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
They need to have an option for Sylvester the cat instead of Elmer Fudd on that dialect thing. That way we could understand what Lou Holtz is talking about….
by Andy on Oct 6, 2006 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
Remember when you could make a $20 last you the whole weekend? I just spent $100 at the Albertson’s on Archer Rd., and the only thing I have to eat is a half-pound of sunflower seeds. I hope the Cabot Lodge free happy hour starts early…
by Panhandler on Oct 6, 2006 2:24 PM EDT reply actions
hey Orson…how come you never sign your blogs “luv Orson”
we know you care…don’t deny it
by futbawl fan on Oct 6, 2006 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
SKLM – not sure if that was tongue-in-cheek or not but the reference is to the fine movie Office Space — check the Quotes section in IMDB and I’m sure TPS is in there somewhere…
by beattherush on Oct 6, 2006 3:10 PM EDT reply actions
My response: Yaoweeoweeoweeoweeoweeoweeowyaow, FOOTBAW !!!!!!
by darthgatorone on Oct 6, 2006 4:47 PM EDT reply actions
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