Comments on: CHUCK AMATO SURVIVAL METER

By: Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car

Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:26:55 +0000

Please Nathan,

Rutgers is ranked, and we all know what Clemson does when they see a team with a ranking next to their name *GAK!* Temple could beat Clemson if you just put a #19 or #21 before their name.

By: secrules

secrules — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:05:48 +0000

‘Dead on assessment Orson. And as a lifelong Nole fan, it’s fucking killing me?

Comment by Joe — October 6, 2006 @ 9:43 am ‘

Hey Joe – where ya going with that gun in your hand? just kiddin.

come on man – FSU needs to join the SEC!!!!!!! you are a football school. what were you thiking? hoping to beat Duke in the final four??????????

By: secrules

secrules — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:02:19 +0000

was disappointed to see that Chucky is down to like a 44DD. Must be the stress – maybe he’s not eating enough. shriveling up…….might need to get implants pretty soon.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 21:37:24 +0000

Georgia Tech or Clemson would absolutely asspound Rutgers, lets not be silly.

By: Continuation T. Arranger

Continuation T. Arranger — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 21:09:23 +0000

What does Amato’s voice sound like when he gets horse? A combination of Flipper and fingernails on a blackboard would be my first guess.

By: Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car

Lee_Corsos_Rental_Car — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 20:32:17 +0000

I love this complete implosion of the Ass Clown Conference. Hey Swofford, how good if you Big East raid looking now? Your only undeated team is Wake effing Forest, and no one in your conference would be within 14 points of West Virginia, Louisville, and maybe Rutgers.

Here’s to an ACC Championship involving an 8-4 Wake vs. a 7-5 Miami and maybe 11,000 people in the stands.

By: Andy

Andy — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:52:43 +0000

Just remember. Norm Chow has stated that he’d like to have a head coaching gig at NC state. Bowden probably lets it go to Amato so he wouldn’t have to face the evil genius of Chow. Jeff Bowden wouldn’t understand what kind of play calling was going on on the other side of the field.

By: Halleck T.

Halleck T. — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:44:00 +0000

There’s been some disagreement in Tally about who’s actually calling the offense- Bobby of Jeff- and some grumbling has it that Dad is screwing with son’s offense. Not that it matters- the end result is itsh on a stick. And Saint Bobby won’t retire until JoePa keels over- he wants to keep that record. Which is fantastic news for us Noles fans.

By: MCab

MCab — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:47:44 +0000

Erik @ #1: Look who’s leading the division that NCSU is at: WAKE FOREST. And look who’s bottom feeding: FSU!

I think Amato ought to wear a singlet. And boxing gloves. He is the Strong Bad of college football. NCSU sounds a lot like CGNU.

“Our defense is like so crazy-go-nuts, maaaaan.”

BTW, I was at the USM/NCSU game, being a closeted USM fan. Much fun, esp when USM pulled away.

By: Ohiodawg

Ohiodawg — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:35:32 +0000

What, no suggestions for a ‘97 Screaming Eagle? Best when mixed with Faygo orange.

By: RedRoot

RedRoot — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:26:17 +0000

Statement release by Pres. Bush, “Your doin a heckuva job Jeffie!”

By: Harvey Wireman

Harvey Wireman — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:10:05 +0000

That FSU offense gags more than Texas’ No. 1 Fan – Matthew McConaughey. Here is the link of McConaughey practicing his ’sucking the big one’ technique.

http://www.tmz.com./2006/10/02/whats-matt-doing-with-his-toothbrush/

By: Harvey Wireman

Harvey Wireman — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:05:33 +0000

Swindle writes: “–this was the FSU offense, a deplorable dysfunctional ballet–”

I would prefer to see a ballet, even a deplorable dysfunctional one, than that thing that currently passes as a college football offense at FSU.

By: darthgatorone

darthgatorone — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 14:57:21 +0000

Yeah, Ethelred’s ( I mean Jeffy’s) offense had a certain ancient Saxon battleaxe feel about it, but did anyone notice that the real culprit in Nole loss was the defense of the Frog-faced Mickey Andrews? NC State ran the ball for 150 yards, passed for 190 and just flat-out abused the Nole dbs. The offense sucks, but when the defense collapses the Nollies are in deep organic material.

Footbaw!

By: PSUgirl

PSUgirl — Fri, 06 Oct 2006 14:55:52 +0000

Amato v Orgeron? I think there would be a lot of high pitched screaming and all that would be left would be traces of funky little chewed up sunglasses on the ground.

oh, and, God is good.