WAIT...THIS IS ILLEGAL?

I think it was a producer for “The Jerry Springer Show” who said ‘if it weren’t for California, New York, Texas and Florida, our type of show wouldn’t exist.’

Maybe he instead meant to say ‘and everything BETWEEN Texas and Florida.’

I actually have met James Rodney Wilson (I’m from Athens), and I can assure you he uses all three names.

Both those guys are on the “No Checks From” list taped the register at every convenience store in Limestone County. Classy Folks.

I think some investigative follow-up is required of the Decatur Daily.

The sheriff said he didn’t know for sure which man was the Volunteers or Tigers. “But I can only assume Wilson was on the losing end,” Blakely said. “The screen was still on when we got there with the score up. It showed Tennessee winning.”

. . . thus confirming everything I’ve ever thought about Auburn fans and Tennessee fans. Stories like this are a Bulldog’s dream come true.

“New strategy — let the Wookie win.”

Is it even illegal in Alabama to stab a Vol fan ?

I’m really surprised that neither of them has the middle name of ‘Wayne’. Check out the amazing relationship between the name Wayne and criminality….

http://www.freakonomics.com/blog/2006/09/28/the-next-time-your-daughter-brings-home-a-new-boyfriend-be-sure-to-ask-his-middle-name/

That guy must have been talking mad trash. It must have been one hell of a game.

I’ve noticed it more with Dwayne, but that was in Texas. Funnily enough, I’m not the only one.

http://www.freepress.org/columns/display/1/2002/282

Lord knows, old Wilson will probably get off if he is family, because sticking it in your cousin is legal in Alabama

Zing!

Stabbing a Vol fan in Alabama is only considered “wreckless endangerment”…it also depends on how credible the secret witness testimony is….I say he’ll get 5 years probabtion, which is good considering he was staring down the barrel of a gun.

This whole thing has to be made up by some bamster mullet. No way in HAYELL that Auburn loses to UT, even virtually with goober and gomer playing.

Could alcohol be involved ?

True story from UGA/UT game in 2000: After the dogs put the beatdown on the Vols, I witnessed two Vol fans beating the hell out of each other. Cops broke it up, and asked what was the problem. Answer: “He’s my brother, he’s drunk, and he won’t get in the car.”

That’s nothing.
You should see what I do to Mrs. Gamecock after she tops my high score in Pitfall.

It’s rather sad that a Bulldog’s dream coming true involves a UT and AU fan getting in a fight. If I were a Bulldog (thank my neurons for holding themselves together without the aide of spirochetes), my dream would probably involve beating AU and UF in the same season.

Cheers to BamaCPA, for the best comment in this thread so far.

What are the odds the prison dogs already had J-Rod’s scent memorized from a previous manhunt?

mmm … Funyuns and Mad Dog …

Cerberus, Southern-style.

He’ll roll over if you give him a pig’s ear, tho.

At the risk of getting all grammar police here:

“He walked into the bedroom where Borchert was asleep with his wife..”

Whose wife was Borchert sleeping with? Borchert’s, Wilson’s, or an unindicted co-conspirator’s? Since this took place in Alabama, is it reasonable to believe that all three are possibilities?

If you are going to steal links from Deadspin, at least credit them.

Hey, Joey. Tuesday comes before Wednesday.

What I meant to say is…if Deadspin is going to steal, they should credit you….yea, thats the ticket.

i didn’t know the boogers and viles hated each other. I figured they stuck together since everyone else hates them.

What does being stabbed in the back have to do with being classy?

First of all, the stabbing wasn’t over a football game. There are some facts to this story that were not told. Lance Borchert is the husband of Rodney’s cousin and NO he doesn’t go by all 3 names nor are their names taped to registers. This isn’t a joke to all family members involved. It’s sad to know that people find amusement in the mishap of someone else’s life.

Thank you Luke316 for getting the story right. I am the wife of Lance Borchert and NO it isn’t funny at all. Why don’t all of you wait until Lance gets out of the hospital and tell him how funny you think this is. He IS someone’s husband, father, brother, and son.

Ok, I’ve been reading this blog too long…

I can’t tell if Luke and Lynne’s comments are honest (I mean, what are the chances they happen to be reading today, especially if their husband/friend was just stabbed… you’d think they’d be busy), or if their comments are some new hip form of blog comment joke that I’m behind the curve on.