THIS WEEK'S FOX
by Orson on Oct 3, 2006 2:38 PM EDT
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PrintNext up for Florida in the Death Race 2000 portion of this year's programming...LSU. Who we won't be able to beat with 13 men on the field, evidently, if you're weather vane is picking up the general drift of prognostication, since LSU's beaten the dog out of Tulane! Mississippi State! Arizona! and don't forget...University of Louisiana-Lafayette!!! Wow!!! Bet the house on the cover! And the wife if they'll take her! And a kidney!!! WOO!!!
When the inevitable defeat happens, though, there's one guarantee: hot man-on-man action will commence.
Two LSU fans willing to bend eauxver backwards for each other.
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“40,000 red-blooded French young men just sent in their applications to Baton Rouge, folks”
by Chris on Oct 3, 2006 2:49 PM EDT reply actions
I am stealing this quote from a blog from last week, but it so readily applies I can’t help myself: “You geaux homeaux.”
by Jack Tatum on Oct 3, 2006 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
My guess is this flame is an attempt to cope with the asswhipping LSU is going to dish out to Florida this weekend.
Oh wait, I forgot Tebow was unstoppable against Alabama. LOL.
by wolf on Oct 3, 2006 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
For a state that has South Beach, that’s pretty brave talk….
by sjs1959 on Oct 3, 2006 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Uhh, Orson, could we get back to the bizarre Southern violence motifs and away from the ‘Erasure like’ and macho gay LSU fan videos of late?
I worked in San Francisco retail for 6 years and now I happily live in a city filled with lesbians (Seattle). So I don’t feel animus, I just want this to be a sanctuary if you will.
If you keep this up, I’ll be forced to make the dyke barista at my local cafe watch Lee Corso clips just to bring some balance back to my life.
by SeaTrojan on Oct 3, 2006 3:15 PM EDT reply actions
also, i’m pretty sure the university of florida doesn’t have any room to talk when it comes to the gay population. any school, for that matter.
by adam on Oct 3, 2006 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
Judging from the Cletus comment above, evidently, Adam.
by Orson Swindle on Oct 3, 2006 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
So who is going to be responsible for freeze-framing that screen shot, blowing it up on poster board, and holding it up behind Lee Corso’s unusually large head on Saturday at about, oh, 10 AM? While ruthlessly screaming discriminating statements about the sexual orientation of ALL lsu fans, might I add…
by Give me a beer on Oct 3, 2006 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
Wasn’t it just a day ago you had us all staring at your DB’s junk? Make up your mind on the gay thing… If a couple of dudes want to celebrate with the love that dare not speak its name, what do you care? And if a certain blogger wishes to share that same love with an athlete, who am I to judge? All I ask is that no matter who loses, don’t squeeze your business… not on camera and not in private. It reflects poorly on the conference.
by LSUfan on Oct 3, 2006 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
Everything is in play here LSUfan. Don’t fight it, just enjoy it for what it is!
by Johnny on Oct 3, 2006 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
LSUfan -
“the love that dare not speak its name” and “no matter who loses, don’t squeeze your business, not on camera and not in private. It reflects poorly on the conference.” That might have been the funniest post I have ever read in blogdom. Blog Hall of Fame worthy for certain. Great stuff…
by socalirish on Oct 3, 2006 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
A friend once referred to bestiality as “the love that dare not bark its name.” Heh.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Oct 3, 2006 4:01 PM EDT reply actions
At least now we know that the entire male student population at LSU is gay. How do I know this? The internet told me so.
Oh, and they do smell like corn dogs.
Thread hijack alert: And also, USC won back to back national titles in 2003 and 2004! GO CONDOMS!!!
by rebel84 on Oct 3, 2006 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
Will Rep. Foley be at the game? If he is, I have a hunch which student section he’ll be sitting in.
by SeaTrojan on Oct 3, 2006 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
Hey rebel84, this is a football blog… you have no seat at this table. I would say that Ole Miss is a [fill in the sport or academic endevor] school, but frankly, the only thing that comes to mind is racist. So, with that being said, why don’t you go find a racist blog to contribute to and leave all this footbaw talk to the men.
by LSUfan on Oct 3, 2006 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
YouTube is blocked by my firewall….Comments on here and other columns suggest this is not necessarily a bad thing….
BTW, good luck Florida….You know that outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as LSU…
by Pants McPants on Oct 3, 2006 4:18 PM EDT reply actions
seriously, that outerspace thing is almost dummer than the whole corndog thing. I get that the prison library puts limits on your internet time, but next time try writing the joke on the wall of your cell or maybe on the small of your cellmate’s back. Then read it to him first, if he likes it, then type it in durring your computer time…
by LSUfan on Oct 3, 2006 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
We’ll let you in on the LSU ridicule playbook. We plan to highlight:
1. Tumors from pollution.
2. Tumors.
And…
3. Tumors.
by Orson Swindle on Oct 3, 2006 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
I bet those homoeauxs would like to see Corso’s Baby Arm!
by Mike on Oct 3, 2006 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
Watching two hot guys kiss is hot.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Oct 3, 2006 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
Ahhhh…I can completely feel the love here guys! Wait. I mean the love of a good woman…yeah. That’s it.
Actually, I have to agree with the previous poster who noticed the shocking increase in genital related posts on EDSBS this week. Orson, is there something you want to tell us?
My gay co-worker (FSU alum) just told me that… “Orange is the new pink, bitches!” Makes sense to me.
You really can’t argue with logic like that.
by LSU Meathead on Oct 3, 2006 4:43 PM EDT reply actions
Maf54: great visual orson well I have aa totally stiff wood now
by RedRoot on Oct 3, 2006 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
@RedRoot – I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!
by LSU Meathead on Oct 3, 2006 4:45 PM EDT reply actions
I’m surprised the FCC isn’t all over that – it was family programming.
RedRoot – HYSTERICAL!
by CouchBurnin'Girl on Oct 3, 2006 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
LSU fans need to learn from Tennessee. Instead of getting insulted, just make your own inappropriate jokes or taunts. As in TN’s case, feel free to touch on the ’90 student murders or maybe go a bit old school and reference the Rosewood massacre from ’23.
by RedRoot on Oct 3, 2006 4:57 PM EDT reply actions
Actually, Orson, those two gentlemen appear quite willing to bend over forwards for each other, too.
by Doug on Oct 3, 2006 4:58 PM EDT reply actions
mike, it’s homeaux. the eaux makes the o sound, and is plural.
by adam on Oct 3, 2006 4:58 PM EDT reply actions
One of the two was on the SGA @ LSU. Maybe they should transfer to A&M and take part in the rub and tug or whatever it’s called!
by Tarpon on Oct 3, 2006 5:07 PM EDT reply actions
EAUX.K. Thanks for clearing that up for us adam.
by RedRoot on Oct 3, 2006 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
That might be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. God bless you and may God continue to bless the Internet.
by Snead on Oct 3, 2006 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
That’s nothing by comparison to the debauchery when they got hold of an Alabama man after the game.
by DC Trojan on Oct 3, 2006 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
Speaking of hot man action…didn’t the urban legend cry after LSU beat him last season?
by Greg in Mobile on Oct 3, 2006 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
I have completely and utterly devastating news for all you lovers of blogdom… Those were two FEMALE fans, not male
And having been to Tiger Stadium, it would not surprise me if they had urinated in the stands as well
by futbawl fan on Oct 3, 2006 5:35 PM EDT reply actions
LSU fans (LSUfan on this blog) are no fun when it comes to good-hearted humor. A typical LSU fan (LSUfan) always gets on here and spends about 25 minutes trying to come up with just the right words to sound intelligent, only to end up looking like the inbred North Shore yat that he is.
p.s. Auburn beat LSU.
by Cardiac Kids on Oct 3, 2006 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, Urban cried. Huge, manly acid tears that sank through the floor and into the crust of the earth.
by Orson Swindle on Oct 3, 2006 5:40 PM EDT reply actions
I went to highschool with a gay guy.
Know where he went to school?
I kid you not, LSU.
Maybe it’s the pretty colors…?
by Kecalf Bailey on Oct 3, 2006 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
i went to school with a gay guy. you know where he went? your dad’s ass!
BUUUUUUUURN
by adam on Oct 3, 2006 6:08 PM EDT reply actions
Hey give the LSU fans a break. They just realized that their parents now know why there’s only one bed per dorm room.
I’m kind of hoping for a LSU v. Trojans championship game. I think Adam and Steve would be happy with that.
by Rome on Oct 3, 2006 6:15 PM EDT reply actions
me? i went to furman. and, hopefully, i’ll be at UF law school this time next year.
by adam on Oct 3, 2006 6:37 PM EDT reply actions
It’s no Coach O song, but there is some comedy here.
by NewAZTiger on Oct 3, 2006 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
Lou Holtz says, “That wath thome contherning acthion.”
by Martinis at 8 on Oct 3, 2006 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
NewAZ,
I guess we know what Montavious Pitts has been up to recently.
by Buford on Oct 3, 2006 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Rome, Ace & Gary would love that “matchup” as well. Great work Orson. I’m still confused about the corn dog thing.
by JG on Oct 3, 2006 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
LSU duo: “What’s everybody looking at?”
90,000 fans: “NOTHING!!!!”
by Gator KK on Oct 3, 2006 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
I recognized those two: Machine Gun Joe Viterbo and Mr. President. And they weren’t kissing. They were licking corn dog crumbs from each other’s lips.
by darthgatorone on Oct 3, 2006 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
If you look carefully, you can obviously tell the one on the right is Sacha Baron Cohen.
by MCab on Oct 3, 2006 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
After this video, do you think Boi from Troy is willing to give LSU the 2003 National Title outright?
by AUAlum on Oct 4, 2006 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
If you look at any AU video, you will see man-to-man felation. Well, you can’t see the giving party, with him on his knees and the rest standing and all, but you can tell it’s going on . . . .
by MCab on Oct 4, 2006 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
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