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September 30, 2006

DUH-DUH-DAAAAAHHH-DUH: HEY BAMA!

We just beat the hell out of you. Rammer Jammer blah blah, etc.

Dallas Baker puts the game away.

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dixiehack says:

Congratulations. Good game.

September 30th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
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cfrench says:

i wouldn’t say UF beat the hell out of them

September 30th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
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David Joe James Puffenstuff III says:

Good Game, Ugly fuckin jerseys.

September 30th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
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dixiehack says:

I like the jerseys. The helmets are ass.

September 30th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
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Panhandler says:

I like the helmets. Jerseys looked like generic advertisment jerseys, like in the old days when Schenider drank a “Beer” brand beer.

September 30th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
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Dinknflicka says:

Flaps down, JPW, flaps down!

September 30th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
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Rainmaker says:

Yeah, that was quite a beating. You guys got your asses beat up and down the field until Bama got a little desperate and gave the game away. Doesn’t even compare to the skullcrushing you guys took in Tuscaloosa last year.

By the way, does UF have an exclusive deal with the SEC under which they can’t be called for delay of game? Three times today the playclock sat at zero before the snap without a flag. And nice work by the crew (replay official included) on the opening drive of the game, taking away a clear first down, without so much as a review.

That all said, Bama’s got some problems (LB being a major one).

September 30th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
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Lono says:

I’m not sure ‘Bama fans can complain about officiating considering the Field Goal double standard that worked completely in the Tide’s favor

September 30th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
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captaineclectic says:

“We gave the game away” is the song of losers everywhere. Just as Johnelle Smith.

September 30th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
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Socraticsilence says:

3 Questions:
1) Is Percy going to be ok for LSU?
2) Has anyone heard about Marcus Thomas’s appeal (I’ve read some Message board stuff about him coming back for LSU but I don’t know if thats solid)?
3)On what planet can an Offense which fails to score a Touchdown be siad to be dominate?

September 30th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
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JC says:

Whooo-Hooo!!!! Take that Arkansas! You can no longer say you are the only ones to beat Bama this year!!!!!

September 30th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
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Harris says:

I dig the throwback unis. They kind of remind me of the old AFL Chargers . . . or the Fightin’ Forbushmen.

September 30th, 2006 at 11:09 pm
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Chris says:

Does Alabama have an exclusive deal with the SEC under which they can’t be called for holding?

September 30th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
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baconboy says:

I have a feeling that Orson’s mancrush on Reggie Nelson may have just hit a new height. He probably had to change his shorts after the interception.

Coach Meyer impresses me more and more every week. HIs ability to learn and adjust in both the short term and the long term is really first rate. The Gators are much better than last year and they’ve really bought into his way of doing things. And I thought that Florida’s offense made some nice adjustments after a dismal first quarter and most of the second quarter. I’m really happy he’s our coach.

September 30th, 2006 at 11:34 pm
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NewAZTiger says:

The one thing I don’t understand is why Florida would want to do throwback jerseys. Why recall an era of suck? On second thought, that may have explained UF’s first half.

And JPW did his best Erik Ainge impersonation but fell short there as well.

September 30th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
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nate says:

Pretty sad when Alabama’s unis look more traditional than Florida’s “throwback” unis from the 60’s. Ugliest jerseys I have ever seen in person. And Yes the rumors are true Florida fans LOVE JEAN SHORTS, LOVE them, I thought it was a stupid stereotype but it is def. true. And I also want to thank the 2 300 pound gator fans that actually pushed me 2 seats down by the end of the game.

September 30th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
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UT2001 says:

From a Texas fan:

Nice game today Gators. This site has the best humor I have read in a long while. I’m always amazed at how much you guys in the SEC hate each other. I mean, we have our thing with the land thieves (see bob poops) but you guys are hard core. I mean does anyone like Auburn except Auburn?

Love the jorts
Love the Orgeron humor
Hate Arkansas…please make them bleed.

September 30th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
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Dinknflicka says:

Put the mute on ESPN2 and loop the Coach O song. It ’s syncing up nicely now. Why do I feel like this song is a missing track from Southern Rock Opera?

September 30th, 2006 at 11:51 pm
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Up with the White and Gold says:

Appears that [NAME REDACTED] won the [NAME REDACTED] bowl. [NAME REDACTED ALSO] now looks to be in more danger than the great pectoral Amato.

Oh yeah, there was a beating today in Blacksburg, VA. Pat Nix may have this football shit figured out after all.

October 1st, 2006 at 12:02 am
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Drunken (finally) CliffX says:

Yeah, F-Troop. Yeah! F-TROOP!

YAWAYAWYAWYAWYAYAWYAWYAW
‘
football

(orgeron song)

October 1st, 2006 at 1:23 am
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afromanlikestallcans says:

i met some bama chicks, they’d all been ridden hard and put up wet though

October 1st, 2006 at 1:37 am
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afromanlikestallcans says:

i enjoy the frequent discussions of national championships

October 1st, 2006 at 1:39 am
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peachy says:

I believe that was the ‘era of suck’ that saw Spurrier win a Heisman, not to mention the heroics of Jack Younglbood – that is to say, the career of two of the four inductees into the Ring of Honor ceremony held right before the game.

And I’ve got to admire Rainmaker, talking smack like a grad of the U even after consecutive losses. Too bad their big non-conference bout with Duke next week will break the run, and prevent us from seeing what heights he can achieve with three consecutive losses…

October 1st, 2006 at 1:45 am
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Rainmaker says:

peachy,

just calling ‘em like i see ‘em. what took place today was hardly a beating.

as for chris’s allusion to holds that weren’t called, what an absolute joke. if Gilberry is missing the letters from the back of his jersey, i’ve got a pretty good idea where he can find them.

and what was the “field goal double standard?” oh, you mean the one that Hetland missed and the one that Christiansen made? please don’t pretend those two kicks were equally questionable–that’s absolutely absurd. hell, Hetland’s may have been good (although I thought it was pretty clear that at least half the ball was not inside the upright plane), but Christiansen’s was, without question, good.

October 1st, 2006 at 2:10 am
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GatorSeoul says:

Texas Fan,

No, No one likes Auburn. Although they do have the nations best “trucker’s skool”. So, they got that going for them.

http://www.ncat.us/

October 1st, 2006 at 6:15 am
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bamah8rgator says:

Thank god those Bama fans are leaving Gainesville.

What a nasty bunch of rednecks!!! Now the Hotel owners can burn the mattresses they slept on since the slime of Bama won’t come off.

Did anyone notice how many truely hick fans they have?

I think it must be requirement to be a Bama fan that you have to have an ugly mustache, be obnoxious, be married to a 250 lb bleach blonde dumbass of a woman, and to be missing several teeth. The smell of Bama fans will linger inside the Swamp for weeks.

And their Ramma Jamma song? I think it’s a tribute to their gay fantasies. Truely, Bama is the worst of the SEC and wish that they could be Auburn.

October 1st, 2006 at 7:17 am
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bamah8rgator says:

You know Bama fans are totally dillusional. You don’t beat them.

They either beat themselves or they give it to the other team.

They absolutely deserve to be mediocre.

Bama fans never put an L on the results of a game, they put a G for a gift to the other team.

To hell with Bama and all their fans.

October 1st, 2006 at 7:28 am
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NewAZTiger says:

2 of the 4 players in the ring of honor (which is only 2) is probably not an “era of suck” by Florida’s historical standards, but for teams in the historical top 20, it is an era of suck.

October 1st, 2006 at 7:41 am
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Barefeetbob says:

Delays of game were missed, but BAMA’s TD came straight from poor officiating. On third down, the referees felt a need to suddenly stop play to explain the game of football to Shula. That totally disrupted the rhythm, resulting in the false start and subsequent fumble/TD as the 3rd down was no longer. There was a point latr in the game when he though he could run on the field and throw a tantrum to get play halted. That’s what timeouts are for (well, that and stupid challenges of clear TDs).

Texas Fan, lay off of Stoops. Although we can all agree that his team did not belong in the national championship a couple seasons back when Auburn (the school we all hate) was CLEARLY the best team in the nation, he did earn his first national Championship ring in Gainesville, and he and Steve Spurrier Jr. won their second together in Norman.

October 1st, 2006 at 8:47 am
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white-boned demon says:

Keep up the smack talk Bama fans. Maybe your offense will score 3 field goals next week. You’ve had plenty of practice.

Rammer Jammer, We dropped the hammer.
We just beat the Hell out of YOU!

October 1st, 2006 at 8:49 am
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CHARLIE Murphy says:

Ok, nice game Gators.
I thought there were an awful lot of Tide fans there for the game. A win is a win but that was not a beating.
The game was in question for three quarters.
Really enjoyed Gainesville for the first time, I’ve been to many games there but never really had a good time outside the game. Damn shame we don’t play more often. Nice collection of the females there in G’ville but if I see another jean skirt I may throw up.

October 1st, 2006 at 8:52 am
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Barefeetbob says:

GatorSeoul, thanks for think. Fascinating stuff, actually.

October 1st, 2006 at 8:53 am
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Stockman says:

T’was a good game. For those of us not at the game it was unbelievable how many times “Verne” called The Gators, “alabama”, and vice versa. Absolutely pathetic announcing, and as usual, very biased against Florida. I hate CBS almost as much as auburn.

October 1st, 2006 at 10:05 am
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ladygator says:

It was a fun three quarters, but I’m not real fond of the 3:30 kickoff time. I felt like a pan-fried egg way up there in the eastern stands. Oh well, can’t beat the student price!

October 1st, 2006 at 11:28 am
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bhors says:

Man, how did FL drop that last pick, was he looking to the endzone already? My buddy had money on FL -15.5, with four minutes left he goes, “If florida picks two and returns them for TD’s, I’ll run naked to my house while doing the gator chomp”. that woulda been funny.

October 1st, 2006 at 11:47 am
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Tater Salad says:

Orson, and the rest of the Gator Nation-

Good game. We had a great time in Gainesville. It was my first time, and the town was a lot of fun. Most of the fans were great after the game. A lot of them got us pretty sloshed at the Salty Dog after the game, and for that, I salute you.

October 2nd, 2006 at 9:41 am
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Nick says:

Go Gators!

October 2nd, 2006 at 9:51 am
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Roy Firestone says:

Rainmaker – You’re right. Give Bama three more yards in the opening drive and the game probably ends up Bama by 20. Thank God the refs hate you guys.

October 2nd, 2006 at 10:02 am
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bonghit gator says:

Way to pull out the win, Gators. Even though your uni’s looked worse than Prothro’s leg after last years game.
Also, Urban: Yes, Leak had an amazing run to set up our first TD, but running the QB draw 4 times in a game, just with Leak, is completely unacceptable. I hear that Dallas Baker felow is a pretty good receiver, same with Cornelius. A couple deep throws down the field wouldnt be so bad, would they?

October 2nd, 2006 at 10:08 am
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MattUFMSMBA says:

I couldn’t believe the “no calls” on blocks in the back by Alabama. Then on the replay the next morning I saw we got away with one on the Nelson TD return.

And now that we can’t leave the stands during halftime, and I actually watch the bands; I don’t know which was more disturbing: that our band completely sucked compared to Alabama’s or that we have a male flag twirler.

October 2nd, 2006 at 10:13 am
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Canuck says:

‘Beating’ is a special SEC term referring to a win greater than a field goal e.g. Auburn laid a ‘beating’ on LSU 7-3.

October 2nd, 2006 at 10:24 am
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matt says:

Congratulations Gators…I can honestly say the majority of gator fans in G-ville were hospitable and I really enjoyed the weekend

That said…thanks Joe Kines for switching to the 3-3-5 when Fla was 95 yards away from scoring at the end of the first half…pathetic

October 2nd, 2006 at 10:34 am
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TideInTx says:

EDSBS Gators,
Congratulations, well fought game. Just a case of the better team winning a game. And yes, I am a Bama fan that can admit defeat without blaming a ref.

October 2nd, 2006 at 11:03 am
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jgb says:

Hi.

I had no dog in this fight, so my mind did wander quite a bit while watching the fourth quarter…

The unis that the Gators wore…were they custom helmets, jerseys, and pants ordered for this game, or did they just order jerseys and pants and paint the usual helmets? If custom ordered, how much would something like that cost (figure at least 100 helmets), along with the custom jerseys and pants? I imagine it ain’t cheap, and for only one game….

I’m not being critical at all, so please don’t read anything into my asking. It would just seem like a lot of cash outlay for a one-game deal.

Congrats to the Gators, and condolences for Bama…..good luck with rest of your seasons….

JGB

October 2nd, 2006 at 11:36 am
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Pants McPants says:

Congrats on your win at home against an unranked team….that had already lost to Arkansas….

Sorry, but you guys deserve that for all the chest thumping….

BTW, love the unis, but lose those helmets ASAP…

October 2nd, 2006 at 11:47 am
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ChompEmGators says:

it was custom ordered, and the game used helmets were all auctioned off at a fundraiser the night before. CBS says the fundraiser raised about 6 million all in all.

October 2nd, 2006 at 11:59 am
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Cruzer says:

The ‘bama fan in front of me was wearing jorts. Shouldn’t this cause a rip in the space-time continuum?

October 2nd, 2006 at 12:01 pm
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Panhandler says:

JGB, I can’t answer all of your questions, but I did hear (I think on the SunTV pre-game show) that the helmets were special orders, and that they are going to be given to certain boosters after the game. There was a major fundrasing gala the night before the Bama game (raised $6.1M), and the 1966-style helmets were going to those folks who bought tables (100 tables at $50K per). [I may have any number of details wrong here but I think I'm close.]

That was a game to remember.

October 2nd, 2006 at 12:02 pm
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Panhandler says:

ChompEm types faster than I do!

October 2nd, 2006 at 12:06 pm
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tb says:

JGB,

The helmets were just for this game only, throwbacks to the 60’s. They were auctioned off at the 100 year celebration booster event the night before. I think the gala raised like 6.1 million and while I’m sure the helmets didn’t raise a large percentage of that total I’d guess they more then paid for themselves.

October 2nd, 2006 at 12:07 pm