In my day, if a dude used the words, “cute guy”, together, in public, that would be excuse enough to take it to the next level. (Translation: asses would be kicked.) Recomendation: Try to use more masculine words in your commentary.

Back to the topic, a win is a win is a win…and an ugly win is better than an pretty loss…..

But, when there is no playoff system and the national championship being somewhat a beauty contest, it does matters how you win and against whom…

Barely beating the Male Chickens from the South, should knock them out of the top 2, assuming the other teams in contention do well this weekend.

But, arguing with a cotton-picking Auburn fan is like arguing with blonde, gets you no where.

Eyes closed, intoxicated, and hoping not to have to chew his arms off the next morning?

1st Qtr
- AU blows out USC, scores like a cute guy with a fat chick
2nd Qtr
- USC struggles, finally gets 3
- AU marches down field, embarasses USC by throwing to slowest reciever on field *Trott*, touchdown
- AU players had eyeballs on cute girls in stands, lets USC score. They are still 4 points down.
3rd Qtr
- AU marches down field like Sherman through the South, slowly and unstoppably. After about 40 plays, they get bored and let J. Vaughn kick it in. Then they let James Brown call a play… he thought they said what would you do to your wife now, he replied “…kick ‘er in the side!!” So we called a bizarrro play and kept possesion longer than any team ever in the history of college football… the entire 3rd Qtr.
4th Qtr
- 2 plays, 1 touchdown *yawn*
- Will Muschamp is color blind, thinks he is playing LSU again… puts in his special defense – the “Charmin Special” – He basically says ‘let ‘em do anything but score’ and the players back off. USC QB Newton has a spectacular drive (or two), performs better than anyone since Vince Young wore a college jersey, drives his little cocks down the field. At one point he throws DIRECTLY at an Auburn defender, who was so surprised he drops the pass. He finally succumbs to oxygen deprivation because so many people in the stands were gasping deeply each play and decides to launch the ball 20 yards… vertically…. when it comes down it hits the USC receiver on the helmet.
Game Over

One last note: On the last play of the game USC was playing to TIE the game, not to win it. They played catch up all night, never succeeded. Auburn dominates everywhere but in the minds of the media. Amen

I was afraid you’d say neither. Well put on everything else.

I like Florida in the SEC.

Too bad ‘Bama has not smelled the rarified air of national championships in about ___ years? Even someone my age has forgotten.

The Bear? Did he roam the sidelines when Lombardi, Chachi (of Jonie and Chachi fame) or Rockne was around? I forget and to quote the Who: “People forget.”

I’m going to say this just once. Syvelle Newton was not the quarterback for S. Carolina when they played Georgia. The difference between Syvelle Newton and Blake Mitchell is like the difference between Peyton Manning and Joe T. III.

Are you a Bama fan or a Georgia fan? It’ll be either 5-in-a-row or 3-in-a-row.

USC’s statistics through three games are significantly better than the last time they had to break in a new quarterback and a crop of freshman running backs (2003). The offense isn’t racking up lots of points largely because of the extremely conservative play calling. When the defense is clicking the way it is currently doing, it makes sense to play that way though.

And the horned lizards do shoot blood rather than vomit from thier eyes, but the noxious chemicals (folic acid and other stuff) added in do come from the ants they eat.

There is no dominant team in Div 1A this year as of yet. tOSU is the closest, however.

Raider – I heard that too and laughed. Somewhere Ron must’ve been smiling. Herbie better watch himself or the locks will be changed when he gets back home. That said, Erin looked silly-hot before she had to run for cover.

Lots of ifs and buts from the game, but I was just happy SC could even stay on the field after the first drive. What I can’t figure out is if ANYONE in this league is any good. I thought Auburn’s D would be dominant last night after watching them v. LSU. But the Cocks moved the ball consistently.

Oh, and the Irons brothers are A-holes.

And you cannot imagine the joy in DFW right now, especially from my wife the SMU grad. Frog fans have been insufferable the last few years…they forget the sixty years before LT showed up they were as bad as Vandy. And they think they “belong” in the Big 12? My ass.

Okay…rant over.

As for Auburn/Cocky last night, how about when Herbie channeled Ron Franklin and addressed the Oh So Hot Erin Andrews as “Pookie” or some other condescending term of endearment, after she scurried into the tent to stay dry.

How can Auburn, just team No. 3 in the SEC, be No 2 in the AP poll?

Makes about as much sense as an Alabaman goin’ to the dentist.

And you cannot imagine the joy in DFW right now, especially from my wife the SMU grad. Frog fans have been insufferable the last few years…they forget the sixty years before LT showed up they were as bad as Vandy. And they think they “belong” in the Big 12? My ass.

Okay…rant over.

As for Auburn/Cocky last night, how about when Herbie channeled Ron Franklin and addressed the Oh So Hot Erin Andrews as “Pookums” or some other condescending term of endearment, after she scurried into the tent to stay dry.