Someone’s written a song about the Orgeron. It’s brilliant. We love it. Please tell us who did it so we can name our first child after them…shortly before presenting the child as a ritual sacrifice to the Orgeron for our insolence. (Grande HT: Rajin’ Cajun Rebel.)

Again, here it is. Listen to it now.

Yoeeooeeohohoooohooo, hoooaaahhh, hooaah…football.