In case you don’t know it, Lou Holtz is very, very old. He’s not quite Joe Paterno old–for example, Lou Holtz doesn’t have his discarded Manchu topknot from Boxer Rebellion in a shoebox underneath his bed for memory’s sake–but he is old enough to be the kind of guy who leaves his car open because, well, fuck it, it’s just an old man car.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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SKLM’s constant ND rants make him sound like the rich man who cant get laid in a whorehouse, constantly yakking about the same old problem over and over again.
Give it a rest already.
New material is way overdue.
Comment by atepesm — September 28, 2006 @ 10:34 pm
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SKLM: Your “material” is not all that funny. More like second grade humor. Leave Holtz alone.
Comment by Harvey Wireman — September 28, 2006 @ 8:11 am
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Canuck:
Listen little HOSER, of course ND and USC will go after each with everything including the kitchen sink later this year. That is a given.
But, like I wrote earlier, ND needs to do their part and go through the rest of their powder puff schedule with wins, and USC needs to also win the rest of their games, in order for the Inebriated Ones (sports writers) to do their bit and hype the game like crazy, and subsequently keep or put USC in the top 2, which I think may be possible.
What did you think of my Lou Holtz-Granny Clampett and Weis-Curly Joe material?
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — September 27, 2006 @ 7:40 pm
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sklm:
Actually our needs aren’t entirely mutual. ND needs to thump U$C to erase the smell of the Michigan and tOSU games.
By all means carry on as before. ND’s a pushover and should mail in the points.
Comment by Canuck — September 27, 2006 @ 7:26 pm
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Crazy Tom writes:
“SKLM- your “I hate ND†posting button is stuck in the “on†position. Please get some WD-40, loosen it up, and spew some new crap for a change.”
You gotta admit that Lou Holtz does look like Granny Clampett and Charlie Weis is a dead ringer for Curly Joe (the forgotten member of the Three Stooges. At least I did not compare Weis with Joe Besser, the very effeminate third of the famous trio).
That was funny material.
I think Lou Holtz, unlike Davie, belongs in some sort of broadcasting booth because he is so funny, funny sounding and funny looking.
Obviously, I am not a Domie fan, and you are not a USC fan. But, we have mutual goals. USC needs to beat an ND team ranked as high as possible, in order to get a good BCS ranking…….
And, ND needs an opportunity to beat, at least once every few years, a team ranked in the Top 25, in order to get any chance at a good bowl game this year. Has ND won any bowl games recently? Won’t happen this year either, I am not sorry to say.
ND’s upcoming schedule of teams with defenses ranked in triple digits of college football teams, will not help much in going up the rankings, either, bonehead.
So, Crazy Tom, keep hope alive little man, and hope that I continue to be magnanimous towards your Domies.
But, if one of the minnows of college football beats ND and messes up USC’s strength of schedule BSC ranking, I assure you that SKLM will be joined by a throng of critics, including a bunch of your very own Domies, in slapping ND harder than whoever slapped Weis during the Sparty-ND game last week!
How do you like ‘em apples?
Comment by Stacy Keibler Loves Me — September 27, 2006 @ 7:04 pm