FALLING. PULLING. PUSHING. PEEING.
by Orson on Sep 27, 2006 10:29 AM EDT
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PrintNorth Carolina State fans have had plenty to celebrate over the past year: Chuck Amato's red shoes (the angels want to wear them, Chuck!), local newspapers posting highly amusing flash animations about the coach, and the infamous Mexi-cam (which can't possibly compete with Ole Miss's beloved "Negro-scope."
Now NC State can reach out to a whole new audience of fans by becoming the first football program to openly sanction public urination during games. Le quote:
"We are going to fix this before the Florida State game if we have to do it ourselves," Will Quick, student body president, said.
He indicated that he heard first-hand reports of people urinating in the stands.
"I know people were urinating in their sections," Quick said. "I have heard reports of individuals being splashed by urine." (HT: Kyle)
Seriously...fighting...obvious joke...will not...post...
We lose. Here your newest Chuck Amato fan.
Cause he's trapped in the bleachers! Gonna piss in the bleachers! Now I pee in the BLEEEACHAAS!
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This never would’ve happened if the Pirate Captain were still the student body president.
by Bullfrog on Sep 27, 2006 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
that’s nothing compared to the public defecations performed by LSU fans each and every game… anybody want a foam beer cooler? it’s free!!
by Futbawl Fan on Sep 27, 2006 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
“Seriously…fighting…obvious joke…will not…post…”
So, is it okay if I note that Amato’s teams appear to piss down their legs every damn week?
by DevilGrad on Sep 27, 2006 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don’t even want none of the above . . .
Did anyone notice that the headline of the linked story said urine was “dampening” the festivities? Owowowowowowow! As a former newspaperman, I salute whoever wrote that headline and propose that Budweiser make “Mr. Snarky Newspaper-Headline Writer” the next installment in its “Real Men of Genius” radio spots.
by Doug on Sep 27, 2006 10:54 AM EDT reply actions
Sure you can say that, Devilgrad. Just don’t say it to a BC fan this week . There was that little matter of a final drive culminating in a game-winner with 8 ticks left and they may not readily agree with your trite assessment.
by Alpha Wolf on Sep 27, 2006 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
It’s ok. BC football fans (all 4 of them) will have stopped caring about the team the second the hockey season starts anyway.
by NDTom on Sep 27, 2006 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
Consider yourselves lucky, Wolfpack fans.
The new rally cry for home games will be, “Get on before you get shit on!”
by Cool Hand Mike on Sep 27, 2006 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
This is better than Wolfie fans crapping their pants over Marc Trestman’s play calling.
Well, a little better.
by gamecocktony on Sep 27, 2006 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
At least the LSU fans can claim being utterly blitzed as cause of their loose sphincters. At least LSU allows them to sleep it off in the stadium for the rest of the evening.
by Geaux Irish on Sep 27, 2006 11:33 AM EDT reply actions
“Section 15 got overcrowded because the quick fix to overcrowding in section seven was to re-route spectators to section 15,” Quick said.
Maybe they should just enforce that rule about… oh you know, having a legit ticket?
by NoleCC on Sep 27, 2006 11:38 AM EDT reply actions
NC State has a football team?
BC has football fans?
You learn something new everyday.
by Harvey Wireman on Sep 27, 2006 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
get R Kelly the fuck away from any young girls.
by The Dish on Sep 27, 2006 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
Better not try that in the BC bandbox(er, stadium). Those metal bleachers will “hold you” when the weather gets cold. Aren’t you suthin boys going to be glad to play those games in November!
by MassDad on Sep 27, 2006 11:53 AM EDT reply actions
I just heard that the administration is now renaming the student section in the lower bowl “Section P.”
The sections are identified with digits at Carter-Finley, and #1 was already taken.
by Alpha Wolf on Sep 27, 2006 12:15 PM EDT reply actions
My baseball team just got eliminated from the playoff race last night and now you link them to this loser. If it takes the Angels another 40 years to win their 2nd World Series, it will be known as “The Curse of the Amato”.
by SeaTrojan on Sep 27, 2006 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
Guys,
This is not about NC State but MSU. Wasn’t sure where else to post this. For what is surely the world’s worst meltdown over a loss, listen to this radio talk show host’s collapse over discussing MSU’s loss to ND. Begin around 7:15. Unbelievable!!
“They choked on applesauce!”
by BeAtPeace on Sep 27, 2006 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
At least there’s good news for the Wolfpack on the rumor front. According to the LA Daily News USC Blog, the only two college jobs Norm Chow would consider taking next year are ASU and NC State.
by SeaTrojan on Sep 27, 2006 12:42 PM EDT reply actions
Let’s just hope tOSU and NCState never play one another…would it be #1 vs #2?
by Mike on Sep 27, 2006 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
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