ALABAMA IS STILL A HORRIBLE PLACE. ALABAMA’S GREAT!
Real life did intervene with bloggery today, but we’ll be back in force tomorrow. Before we leave, though, please accept the humble apology of this YouTube find, which ironically does not convince you of its thesis that “Alabama’s Great.”












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[...] …from a man who will spend his Saturday drinking beer, then drinking beer. Sure, I may miss some Ohio State/Iowa, Michigan/Minnesota and Georgia/Ole Miss, but will I really miss it? Remains to be seen. Alcohol induced hallucinations aside, here is what you will have learned by the time you lay head to pillow (or to LoDo stop sign, stripper-thigh, Alabama, or T.O.’s Magical Mystery Allergic Reaction Tour Suite in the Dallas pokey, whichever is your wont) on Saturday night. (Click More for the full run-down) Â [...]
Pingback by Your Weekend Primer… « The Itch - Dry, Flaky Sports Commentary — September 29, 2006 @ 10:06 am
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Wow, Tony, calling other people classless is tough to do when you claim that “most Alabamans would rather beat the wife, kids or family pet. The majority of them are truely a dispicable people”. Name calling, truly exhibiting your own “class”.
Comment by AUBone — September 28, 2006 @ 1:58 pm
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Irish,
There’s unintelligent people everywhere, and sometimes they are aboard submarines. LOL
Comment by tony — September 28, 2006 @ 1:45 pm
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Uh RTR. I absolutely detest Nascar. It’s like watching paint dry. But Talledega is in Alabama right? I see alot of rednecks when I take business trips to Alabama that have a #8 and Roll Tide stickers. Just shows the level of class of Bama fans.
Comment by tony — September 28, 2006 @ 1:42 pm
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Irish-
I didn’t know the USN had subs in Houndstooth.
Comment by Socraticsilence — September 28, 2006 @ 12:56 pm
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Hey tony,
I’ve never seen submariners do the gator chomp and yell ‘Go Gators’ before boarding.
Comment by irishjihad — September 28, 2006 @ 11:16 am
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I think most Alabamans would rather beat the wife, kids or family pet. The majority of them are truely a dispicable people.
Comment by tony — September 28, 2006 @ 10:56 am
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RE #29
NAZT,
Are you trying to tell me that IBM PCs haven’t made it down to the plains yet…..
Just asking, that’s all.
As far as the game is concerned, as long as it doesn’t come down to the kicking game, we’ll be all right.
Comment by BamaTaxMan — September 28, 2006 @ 10:16 am
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This game needs a name. Considering the outcome of last year how about ‘World’s Largest Outdoor Ass-Kickin’ ‘
Comment by irishjihad — September 28, 2006 @ 9:27 am
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NewAZ, I’ll have to break into the cash I make selling jorts on the street.
Comment by italiangator — September 28, 2006 @ 9:16 am
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I’m packing my bags as we speak for the Waterskiing, Apples, and the sweet Hats everyone is wearing.
Comment by Brian — September 28, 2006 @ 9:06 am
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italiangator, you owe me a new 600 baud modem for my commodore 64. I just spewed RC Co-cola all over it.
Comment by NewAZTiger — September 27, 2006 @ 11:54 pm
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Judging from some of these comments, a handful of people actually managed to watch the entire clip. I made it to 00:08 and couldn’t take anymore of it.
Comment by hazer — September 27, 2006 @ 11:36 pm
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Cant believe all of this talk of NASCAR and no mention of Daytona Beach. NASCAR = Daytona Beach = just a hitchhike down the road from Hogtown. Then, there’s the “official” NASCAR cafe in Orlando. And on and on.
speaking of minorities, read your “blacks not allowed in hotels right here,” 21st century style, right here (settlement in 2000 of federal law suit to force hotel integration):
http://www.usdoj.gov/crt/housing/documents/adamsmarksettle.htm
Now, let’s talk about the paradigm of sophisticaion and culture, the biggest annual cultural event within a 100 mile radius of Hogtown: Biker Week.
Comment by Mitchell — September 27, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
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This hatin’ on Bama week stuff has been so dang funny… SC born but Bama raised here, and I’m having to direct the UF fans I know that live in Florida to this site. To quote a great American…..
“WOOO!! 31-3 Roll Tide YEAAAHHHH!!!!,†- Hope you don’t break our streak since ‘99….
Roll Tide and looking forward to the game….
jv
Comment by JV — September 27, 2006 @ 10:46 pm