Everyday Should Be Saturday

September 27, 2006

ALABAMA IS STILL A HORRIBLE PLACE. ALABAMA’S GREAT!

Real life did intervene with bloggery today, but we’ll be back in force tomorrow. Before we leave, though, please accept the humble apology of this YouTube find, which ironically does not convince you of its thesis that “Alabama’s Great.”

LIGHT POSTING UNTIL THE AFTERNOON; GO LISTEN TO MAN LOSE MIND

Real life intervenes, so light posting until 3ish. Enjoy THRB’s nice setup of the best on-air meltdown you will ever hear.

By the way, did anyone else ever put an NWA or 2 Live Crew tape into a Teddy Ruxpin for fun? If you haven’t, do it immediately. You may die from the laughter.


I’m like a freak in heat, a dog without warning…

LOU HOLTZ IS VERY, VERY OLD.

In case you don’t know it, Lou Holtz is very, very old. He’s not quite Joe Paterno old–for example, Lou Holtz doesn’t have his discarded Manchu topknot from Boxer Rebellion in a shoebox underneath his bed for memory’s sake–but he is old enough to be the kind of guy who leaves his car open because, well, fuck it, it’s just an old man car.

FALLING. PULLING. PUSHING. PEEING.

North Carolina State fans have had plenty to celebrate over the past year: Chuck Amato’s red shoes (the angels want to wear them, Chuck!), local newspapers posting highly amusing flash animations about the coach, and the infamous Mexi-cam (which can’t possibly compete with Ole Miss’s beloved “Negro-scope.”

Now NC State can reach out to a whole new audience of fans by becoming the first football program to openly sanction public urination during games. Le quote:

“We are going to fix this before the Florida State game if we have to do it ourselves,” Will Quick, student body president, said.

He indicated that he heard first-hand reports of people urinating in the stands.

“I know people were urinating in their sections,” Quick said. “I have heard reports of individuals being splashed by urine.” (HT: Kyle)

Seriously…fighting…obvious joke…will not…post…

We lose. Here your newest Chuck Amato fan.


Cause he’s trapped in the bleachers! Gonna piss in the bleachers! Now I pee in the BLEEEACHAAS!

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