PAUL BEATS US TO THE BEST JOEPA POO JOKE OF THE DAY
Paul beats us to the best summary of JoePa’s assfunk-inspired sprints on Saturday. The only thing missing would have been JoePa holding his hand over his ass on the way into the lockerroom, or visibly clenching his ass cheeks together.
Paterno had the quote of the day, of course:
“It’s a good thing I didn’t see what happened,” Paterno said. “I might not have been able to come out.”
JoePa became JoePoo thanks to a case of the stomach flu on Saturday. Anthony Morelli crapped his pants as well.
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Nick says:
No worries for Joe, he found a nice styrofoam cooler to hold his business as is the fashion in Columbus
September 25th, 2006 at 11:47 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Not that I haven’t said it before, but it bears repeating.
If we could all be so lucky to be 80 years old and be able to sprint off the playing field after crapping our pants.
Seriously, Joe Pa is the man.
September 25th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
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RodBeck says:
Yep – underneath a lot of the playful digs at JoePa is a ton of respect for his longevity and – ahem – “spunk”. Somehow, I don’t see Weiss/Mangino/Fulmer/etc. even getting close to pushing 80. Joe will still be spriting toward officials/restrooms when their bloated asses have bought it.
September 25th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
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Odell 51 says:
What was really shocking about the whole thing was the amount of Time Joe Pa was in the crapper. He must have had a lot of kids to take to the pool.
September 25th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
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Nick says:
fresh from your your new DUI Odell?
September 25th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
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Troy Smith's Booster says:
I love the fact that JoePa came back to the game with a new pair of pants in the second half. I can’t imagine what went on in the stall. Not to mention the fact that Brad Nessler asked if JoePa needed to go to the bathroom.
September 25th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
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Dawgnoxious says:
PSU may not go bowling, but at least JoePa took the browns to the super bowl.
September 25th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#7 = Perfection.
September 25th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
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RodBeck says:
Or the JoePa version: He took Brown to the Outback Bowl
September 25th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
Didn’t JoePa joke about trying to slip something into their food during a press conference last week? Sounds like he gave Cheatypants McSweatervests mustachioed minions… food for though.
I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
September 25th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
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OnionBag says:
http://ohiostate.scout.com/2/571869.html
examine the photos, notice how he came back wearing different pants
September 25th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
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Mike says:
I guess the brains JoePa ate for breakfast didn’t agree with him.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
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Odell 51 says:
Nick,
It was a terrible night. My boys were throwing up in the car. The cops wouldn’t take any of my bribes. I just hope that Marvin doesn’t rip off my head and take a huge Joe Pa sized shit down my throat.
September 26th, 2006 at 9:35 am
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PSUgirl says:
I told him that ohio brains were rotten.
I find it very brave of dear ol’ Joe to return wearing khaki pants.
September 26th, 2006 at 3:11 pm