PAUL BEATS US TO THE BEST JOEPA POO JOKE OF THE DAY

by Orson on Sep 25, 2006 11:42 AM EDT

Paul beats us to the best summary of JoePa's assfunk-inspired sprints on Saturday. The only thing missing would have been JoePa holding his hand over his ass on the way into the lockerroom, or visibly clenching his ass cheeks together.

Paterno had the quote of the day, of course:

"It's a good thing I didn't see what happened," Paterno said. "I might not have been able to come out."

JoePa became JoePoo thanks to a case of the stomach flu on Saturday. Anthony Morelli crapped his pants as well.

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No worries for Joe, he found a nice styrofoam cooler to hold his business as is the fashion in Columbus

by Nick on Sep 25, 2006 11:47 AM EDT reply actions

Not that I haven’t said it before, but it bears repeating.

If we could all be so lucky to be 80 years old and be able to sprint off the playing field after crapping our pants.

Seriously, Joe Pa is the man.

by NewAZTiger on Sep 25, 2006 12:05 PM EDT reply actions

Yep – underneath a lot of the playful digs at JoePa is a ton of respect for his longevity and – ahem – “spunk”. Somehow, I don’t see Weiss/Mangino/Fulmer/etc. even getting close to pushing 80. Joe will still be spriting toward officials/restrooms when their bloated asses have bought it.

by RodBeck on Sep 25, 2006 12:53 PM EDT reply actions

What was really shocking about the whole thing was the amount of Time Joe Pa was in the crapper. He must have had a lot of kids to take to the pool.

by Odell 51 on Sep 25, 2006 1:19 PM EDT reply actions

fresh from your your new DUI Odell?

by Nick on Sep 25, 2006 1:46 PM EDT reply actions

I love the fact that JoePa came back to the game with a new pair of pants in the second half. I can’t imagine what went on in the stall. Not to mention the fact that Brad Nessler asked if JoePa needed to go to the bathroom.

by Troy Smith's Booster on Sep 25, 2006 1:57 PM EDT reply actions

PSU may not go bowling, but at least JoePa took the browns to the super bowl.

by Dawgnoxious on Sep 25, 2006 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

= Perfection.

by NewAZTiger on Sep 25, 2006 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

Or the JoePa version: He took Brown to the Outback Bowl

by RodBeck on Sep 25, 2006 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

Didn’t JoePa joke about trying to slip something into their food during a press conference last week? Sounds like he gave Cheatypants McSweatervests mustachioed minions… food for though.

I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.

by Albino Tornado on Sep 25, 2006 3:22 PM EDT reply actions

http://ohiostate.scout.com/2/571869.html

examine the photos, notice how he came back wearing different pants

by OnionBag on Sep 25, 2006 10:26 PM EDT reply actions

I guess the brains JoePa ate for breakfast didn’t agree with him.

by Mike on Sep 25, 2006 10:45 PM EDT reply actions

Nick,

It was a terrible night. My boys were throwing up in the car. The cops wouldn’t take any of my bribes. I just hope that Marvin doesn’t rip off my head and take a huge Joe Pa sized shit down my throat.

by Odell 51 on Sep 26, 2006 9:35 AM EDT reply actions