CHUCK AMATO SURVIVAL METER, 9/25

by Orson on Sep 25, 2006 2:30 PM EDT

After genuinely dire readings last week, chesty Chuck Amato's life signs tick upward just a tad in this week's measure of his ability to keep paying the note on his boss Corvette. Using the rise and fall of Amato's prized possession--his massive pectoral muscles---as our metaphorical metric, we pronounce this week's Chuck Amato Survival Meter reading to be:

Borat: skinny, but not entirely emaciated.

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You want some funny Amato stuff check this out…

http://www.newsobserver.com/1235/story/481010.html

freaking hilarious!

by Wes Mantooth on Sep 25, 2006 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

If anyone besides me saw the game, they would’ve seen two coaches doing their best to give away the game. Neither O’Brien or Amato will ever be confused with Bear Bryant.

by Bill on Sep 25, 2006 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

Yow – my eyes.

That dude’s packing AJ Hawk quality man-meat in his spandex.

Guh.

by Cock D on Sep 25, 2006 3:24 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t care about Amato. Can we please start a petition to get Ron Franklin back.
Mike Patrick albeit a competent (espn wise) announcer, does not hold a candle to Uncle Ron. Who can we email or call to help us fix this miscarriage of college football justice.
Help us Orson, you’re our only hope.

by Stockman on Sep 25, 2006 3:35 PM EDT reply actions

See comment #46 by “gamecocktony”

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2598#comments

He should be able to help out in contacting ESPN.

by Geaux Irish on Sep 25, 2006 4:32 PM EDT reply actions

Anyone else find it appropriate that “Cock D” would be the first to make a comment about somebody’s “man-meat”??? If it were bigger, I think that Boi from Troy would have beaten Cock D to the nuts, err, punch.

by Geaux Irish on Sep 25, 2006 4:34 PM EDT reply actions

http://chuckchuck.us may be thawed a while longer

by nc on Sep 25, 2006 4:34 PM EDT reply actions

Considering that his real life girlfriend is the smoking hot redhead from “Wedding Crashers”. I don’t think we need to be sending pity towards him anytime soon.

The trailers for that Borat movie are absolutely hilarious. I hope the film measures up.

by oc phil on Sep 25, 2006 5:10 PM EDT reply actions