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PRICE TO WATCH AL GROH VERSUS CHAN GAILEY: FORTY BUCKS.

We thought to ourselves: man, how much fun would it be to just drive downtown, find a decent spot to park, and treat ourselves to a lovely night of Georgia Tech football down on the flats. Just a quick check of the ol' website, which tells us that a single ticket to a college football game will cost us...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST: FORTY GODDAMN DOLLARS!!!

Forty dollars. To watch Reggie Ball run quarterback draws while Al Groh brazenly thumbs through through real estate brochures on the opposite sideline? Forty goddamn dollars? What in the hell does Chan Gailey wipe his ass with, platinum-threaded silk? Or Renova toilet paper?


Toilet paper for the discerning, um...butthole, right?

Atlanta may be the most expensive city in the Southeast, but that's still not much of a crown.
Here's four things you could spend forty bucks on in Atlanta of equivalent value to what you will see tonight.

1. Four City of Atlanta Parking Tickets. Satisfy that inner savage in you by taking your vehicle, pulling right up in front of a tooth-sucking surly meter maid, and walking off without dropping so much as a penny in the meter. Better yet, pull in and out of the same spot four times in front of the same meter maid just because you're a gangsta, and you aint goin' out like no punk bitch. If you considered buying two tickets to the game, go ahead and let them all go overdue for equivalent value.

2. Two EDSBS t-shirts. Shameless self-promotion, but they're guaranteed not to waste three and a half hours of your life like tonight's game will, and unlike either coach, is a colorful thing that will likely be around and in one piece in a year's time.

3. A dinner for two at Gladys Knight's Chicken and Waffles. Again, may kill you quicker than watching UVA play Georgia Tech.

4. A punch in the face from a homeless man. Very simple: give the homeless man forty dollars to punch you squarely in the face, which unlike the UVA/GT game will be over in seconds and only half as painful.


He needs it more than Georgia Tech does, and unlike them will turn it into success. Success in this case being really drunk in two hours.

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You can probably get a ticket for around 5 bucks from one of the many Notre Dame fans who bought their ticket to that game in a 3-game bundle from GT.

by Phil K. on Sep 21, 2006 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, hey, My Name is Earl and The Office are on tonight. So it’t not a total loss.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Sep 21, 2006 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

$40. That’s the same price many of us in Raleigh will pay, face value, to watch NC State vs. Boston College this weekend. Face was $50 for last year’s Va Tech opener. What, are you guys spoiled in Gainsville? How cheap are your conference tickets?

by CrackDiggityDog on Sep 21, 2006 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Forty bucks is also face for upper deck Tigers’ tickets for the first round of the playoffs. Car burnings are extra, though.

by DevilGrad on Sep 21, 2006 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

$40 will also get you admission to the Pony and a lap dance

by Jason on Sep 21, 2006 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m like you, my home team’s away this weekend so I’m going tonight just for the hell of it….you can find cheaper than $40 each…just got 3 for $50 and i’m probably still paying too much.

But hey how’s this for value?….GT is going in their 70’s retro uniforms…also they’re charging 70s prices on concessions so there’s $1 popcorn, etc.

by Mike on Sep 21, 2006 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s what Gator tickets still available are going for:

10/28 Vs. GEORGIA Jacksonville, FL $32
10/28 Vs. GEORGIA (Club Seats) (Bull Gators, Scholarship Club only) Jacksonville, FL $60
11/4 @ Vanderbilt Nashville, TN $40

I do not grok why Vandy is more expensive.

by The Conscience of a Nation on Sep 21, 2006 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to admit those tickets don’t sound all that outrageous compared to what we have to fork out out here at USC.

The $40 tickets for fricking Washington were sold out almost 4 months ago, and $40 tickets aren’t getting you anywhere near the 50 yard line.

The program now requires you to make a $5000 donation to the Cardinal and Gold Foundation just to buy season tickets anywhere near the 50 yard line.

by J from LA on Sep 21, 2006 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

In LA $40 won’t even get you parking spot within walking distance of the coliseum for a USC game

by SpecialK on Sep 21, 2006 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m headed to the eye doctor in 45 minutes. I think the aesthetics of tonight’s game might be improved through dilated pupils. I’ll report back tomorrow.

by hoopinion on Sep 21, 2006 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

DFIG will be there, but only because the tickets are free and I already live here. Gladys Knight’s is definitely the postgame meal, the Midnight Train and an Uptown, please.

by Chili on Sep 21, 2006 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason, forget the Pony, the Cheetah’s where it’s at.

by Chili on Sep 21, 2006 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be worse- Sparty jacked the price of the ND and tOSU games to $70 (I looked it up, and the rest were 46, I believe)… bastages.

by crazy tom on Sep 21, 2006 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

PSU tickets (for every game) are $46 for a bench seat (most of the stadium) and over $50 for chair backs (in the upper decks of the south end zone – I guess the proximity to God justifies the extra cost)

They have the donation system for getting the “privilege” to purchase season tickets as well – it’s a racket; I know.

by PSUgirl on Sep 21, 2006 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Do y’all have any clue how many PBR’s at the Clermont lounge 40 bucks could buy…

Shit…watching the cans get destroyed by an over-weight, middle aged stripper is worth 40 bucks alone.

by Bellefay on Sep 21, 2006 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not sure the last time a ticket to a UMich game was $40. I think face for my Vandy ticket was $54, though I paid nothing thanks to a generous friend.

by Dave on Sep 21, 2006 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

PSUGirl- you want to talk about a racket, ND has a hell of a thing going…

200 bucks gets you an application for tickets. 1500 gets you a better application for tickets.(I think those are the new levels, last year and the ~20 preceding, it was 100 and 1000). You pick the games you want to go to, and send in your 59 bucks a head in mid may, plus another 15 dollar handling charge. Then you wait three months and get a check back with a refund for the tickets you didn’t get, which, if you are one of the peions who gave 100/200 bucks, is going to be all of them, in all likelihood. If you gave the 1000/1500, it used to be you’d get most, but this year it seemed like half. this year, there were almost 12 million dollars in refunds of people who paid their money and got no tickets. If they put that in some sort of interest bearing vehicle for that time… there’s a solid quarter million bucks they made off of tickets they didn’t even give to people.

Bastages. (FWIW, I got 2 tickets to UM and a 550 dollar refund this year)

by crazy tom on Sep 21, 2006 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

$40 won’t even buy you a ticket for Texas vs. 1-AA Sam Houston State in 1 week…

what kind of welfare system do you guys have over there?

by Ankf00 on Sep 21, 2006 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The price is not the point: it’s the value.

GAILEY VERSUS GROH!!!!

Do we hear $3.65?

by Orson Swindle on Sep 21, 2006 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

$40 a stub has been the face value for VT tickets for at least the past five years or so. What’s funny is when you call Wake Forest and get the recording that tickets for UVA-Wake are $20 but VT-Wake will be $40, because they know Tech fans have a disease and the only cure is more cowbell (Hokie Football).

by Hokie Andrew on Sep 21, 2006 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If value is the issue, I’m owed about 400 bucks for that craptastic performance last weekend that I paid 59 bucks a ticket for… (and ~50 bucks in gas, 120 for a hotel….)

by crazy tom on Sep 21, 2006 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

$40 to watch Yech? They’d have to pay me way more than that.

If you HAVE to go, I’m sure you can get them 3 for $5 about 20 minutes before kickoff. I remember getting a handful of tickets to “lovely” Grunt Field for the Tech-GA game one year. I had extra tickets so I could leave at halftime, run to the liquor store, load up on “supplies” and had another ticket to get back in.

by Russ on Sep 21, 2006 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah…since it’s Thursday night, you probably could’ve strolled around the tailgates and found someone with extras…

by a5ehren on Sep 21, 2006 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the tickets will be something like the Harry Caray Hot Dog Skit on SNL “GT UVA tickets will become the new currencey, it would be 20 tickets to a nickel.”

by Brian on Sep 21, 2006 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohio State gets $59 per game/ per seat no matter the opposition. A level playing field no matter whether its Cincinnati, BG or UM. If they went to tiered pricing, the YSU game next year would be free, but a UM or USC game in 2008 would be $200. So all in all its OK.

by Crabapple Buck on Sep 21, 2006 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

$40? Quit your belly-aching. I had to fork over $46 to see Penn State play Youngstown State last weekend. THAT is getting hosed.

by Mike on Sep 21, 2006 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep – $59 per ticket per game at South Bend. But the real racket is how the ticket recipients are determined (crazy tom explained it perfectly).

The other way to get ND tix is to be in the Monagram Club (i.e. lettered in any varsity sport as a student). Monagram Club members get season tix for life. Which is why they had to add 20,000 seats 9 years ago – none of the Monagram Club old farts were dying, and they were running out of seats for the non-Sorin Society (i.e. 10 grand annual contributors) contributing alum (like me).

Yep – I got stiffed this year. Got a big part of that $11 million refund.

by chrisnd on Sep 21, 2006 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

You almost had me with the Renova link. It looked like a completey legitimate article until near the bottom, when they slipped in the phrase “trendsetting Canada.”

by Chg on Sep 22, 2006 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

To see A&M play Citadel, Louisiana-Lafayette, or Lousiana Tech costs $53 per ticket per game, or $159 for those three games.
 Texas Tech, Nebraska, or Oklahoma are going at $83 each. Missouri can be viewed for “only” $73.
 Season tickets are $375, without the donation (if you want decent seats, you make a donation).
 It actually costs more to get single game tickets now, b/c they want to encourage more people to fork over the money for season tickets.
 What do we get for all this money we spend? The privelige fo watching a Dennis Franchione-coached team underachieve. Now that’s “value”.

 I have a feeling the 2007 A%M-texas game @ Kyle Field will go for $95 a ticket, face value.

by Beergut on Sep 22, 2006 2:31 AM EDT reply actions  

How did this turn into everyone bragging about their ticket prices?
NOBODY CARES

by Ray Ray on Sep 22, 2006 7:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I had the best value then. I got a free (to me) ticket to Michigan’s beatdown of Notre Dame and stayed for free at a friend’s place. All I had to do was chip in for gas and buy some beers. And make a freakin’ SANDWICH!

(I know I’m insufferable, but I’ll probably be talking about that game still when I’m 90. “Gather round, young’uns, and let me tell you the Story of the Beatdown…”)

by Dave on Sep 22, 2006 10:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Dave… your time will come. Just wait til next ye^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H 2008.

by crazy tom on Sep 22, 2006 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

$38 dollars to see the best College Football player in the nation tear up Virginia is well worth it. Calvin Johnson is worth every dollar, just imagine if he played at USC, he would be worth at least $100,000.

by Matt Fairchild on Sep 22, 2006 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

As a fellow Gator…I took in my first GaTech game last night and had a good time

Got two free tickets and found plenty of bourbon inside

I would venture to say that Tech tickets are about as hard to come by as FSU or Miami ducketts

by HotlantaBill on Sep 22, 2006 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

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