Comments on: ERIK AINGE, PREMATURE ECHOMPULATOR

By: irishjihad

irishjihad — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 19:39:22 +0000

Adam

I saw it. It was a sad funny. Stay classy, Clemson

By: Adam

Adam — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:24:39 +0000

Did anyone see the Clemson FSU game last weekend?

They showed Will Proctor’s dad and, my guess is, brother and they were doing some sort of chop/windmill/first down signal, however they were both extending the middle finger. I don’t know I tivo’d it a couple times and laughed a lot. Just wondering if anyone else saw this?

By: everloyal

everloyal — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:13:11 +0000

Orson,

I thought WE beat YOU in the Outback Bowl. I remember it pretty clearly: Freddy Russell ran all over you. Chris Leak wished he was spending his freshman year on the other sideline. Great game all around.

PS, I have no recollection of 1/2/06.

By: DHC

DHC — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 15:10:13 +0000

Dammit, Jim. You beat me to it.

Yes, loveable S. Janikowski (he of the date-rape drug and police bribery scandals) mocked the Gator crowd in 1997 … shortly before Johnson to Quez.

Back to original topic, I suggest “premature e-chomp-ulation”.

By: drew tate

drew tate — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:59:23 +0000

Iowa only does their thing after 3rd down stops when the band plays the darth vader star wars song.

But their chomp is not followed at all by the words “get up and go,” so I prefer it.

By: Jim Caserta

Jim Caserta — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:44:40 +0000

Did Sebastian Janikowski write the forward about his experience in the swamp in 1997?

By: Chg

Chg — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:59:51 +0000

Dan, I think you typed it in wrong. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

By: hughps

hughps — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:31:34 +0000

Actually, Iowa does their own version of the Gator chomp. They claim that it’s a Hawkeye beak or some bullshit. Before we played them in the Outback Bowl a few of their fans came over to the Gator Country forums and preemptively apologized for stealing our chomp.

By: Commodore Tex

Commodore Tex — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:28:25 +0000

Did Cutler’s dad mock the refs?

By: UYE

UYE — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:41:18 +0000

As Jay Cutler’s dad knows, you don’t mock the chomp!

By: J.J.

J.J. — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 22:00:42 +0000

Orson uses a lot of big words…you gotta watch out for the fake ones.

By: J.J.

J.J. — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:59:32 +0000

ejaculator + chomp = echompulator

By: dan

dan — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:42:42 +0000

Dictionary.com has no listing for echompulator.

By: BIGMIKE

BIGMIKE — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:56:02 +0000

I’d say the final words uttered in that youtube clip are as close to perfect as possible.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:55:13 +0000

Apparently Casey Clausen has moved on from his graduate assistantship at Missy State and has returned to his alma mater to teach Advanced Survey Of Gratuitous Opponent-Baiting Techniques That Will Later Come Back To Bite You In The Ass (BAIT2401 in your course catalog).