YOUR MALE BODY-WAXING STORY OF THE WEEK

Did tCOAN make you write that disclaimer at the end?

So, COAN talked you into joining this association?

I’m intrigued by your theories and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Thank God he didn’t wax his Parquet Floor.

First the Virginia Woolf reference, and now this? insert naughty bit about couchin’ it with a tasty sandwich.

Lifetime member, actually. tCOAN is just a beneficiary of my policies.

everybody knows only dikes dont shave their pussys

Inexplicable.

Why cover up such beauty with a bunch of hair?

I believe he was on the verge of tears the entire time he was on camera. Though his skin did look smooth…

No one likes hair in their food.

A Domy got waxed, and I hope the team does too this next Saturday.

If ND wins, it will be a long season, since the soft part of their schedule is coming up.

SKLM, we still have to play the service academies. Well, Air Force and Navy, anyway. Don’t try to pretend they wouldn’t finish in the middle of the PAC-10.

Phil-
 You’re being sarcastic right?

i’d take Army over Stanford, washignton and probably Arizona at this point.
on a different note, how awful is Maryland

Let’s see. Stanford? Weak. Oregon State? Pushover. Washington? Bend over Ty. That’s three easy wins for Navy right there. Throw in a split with the Arizona teams and they’re looking pretty decent out in the Left Coast League.

Back to the topic at hand, call me old fashioned but I’m partial to the old “fur bikini”.. landing strips are for strippers.

Patti McGuire ’78

nuff said..

Shouldn’t Dynasties win one?

Not at all, Socraticsilence. When Washington hired TW, the Pac-10’s credibility went from Jimmy Carter to Al Haig. (And as a Domer, this is preemptively taking into account the Fiasco Bowl. I had tickets to that game and opted to go to a New Year’s party instead. At the time I had guilty pangs for being disloyal to my team. Now I just wish I had taken more ecstasy. Just kidding!)

I went to high school with this guy, and this doesn’t surprise me one bit. I could see him experimenting with more extreme forms of self-mutilation for ND tickets.

That being said, I believe a healthy balance is the key. The last thing I want from a female is for her to look like she’s giving Buckwheat a piledriver, if ya know what I mean.

First, I’m happy just to be looking at clean girl parts, so I don’t quibble over the vagiscaping.

Second, a co-worker told us last night that his brother is an ND season ticket holder. The brother and his fiancee are from New Jersey. She wanted to spend last weekend visiting her parents. So, instead of watching ND-Penn State this . . . this CANDY-ASS misses one of the better asskickings in ND history. I had to go lay down when I heard that story.

Full body wax? That’s it? I’d take that challenge for those tix (not that there’s much to wax to start with) and I even despise both of those schools!

Andrew says: ‘Let’s see. Stanford? Weak.’

Well, those little tree hugging nerds kicked your team’s cotton pickers asses for most of the game last year. It took a fortunate drive at the end of the game, in order for ND to eeeeeck out a ‘win’.

TCOAN didn’t know about this post until it was already up and commented upon.

A friend of mine who did not believe in a deity once told me that he refused to call himself an atheist, becuase he did not want to define himself in opposition to something that didn’t exist, and he didn’t want to be associated with those on either side of the debate. Instead, he told me, when asked if he was religious, he preferred to simply say, “On the question of God I am silent.”

Well, on the question of personal grooming I am silent.

did he wax ALL body hair? i’d be okay with the majority of it, but you aren’t touching my eyebrows or my stylin’ couture mullet.

What’s even funnier than the headlining story are now all of the advertisements on the site for “body waxing”, “male waxing”, “pubic hair elimination”, and “bye-bye bikini bumps”. And I thought this was a CFB blog. Silly me.

AH! KELLY CLARKSON!

Someone has to say it, and I actually havent seen that movie.

I’m with Orson on this one. Unfortunately, one of my “friend with benefits” doesn’t trim at all and the other goes completely bare. Not that I’m complaining….