HMM, LET’S CHECK THE DICTIONARY…
Google hasn’t caught on yet, but let’s see…thumbing through the dictionary, we looked up “cracker-looking dude most likely to be caught in barfight.” And the picture we found was…
Yes, just as we suspected. South Carolina qb Blake Mitchell, a man so aggressively white bleach is frightened of him, fulfills his destiny by getting into a fight following a long night in Five Points last night. Spurrier has given this Cock the yank and will start true freshman Chris Smelley for the forseeable future.
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Willy Mac says:
AUAlum, here are some good directions. When you get to Columbia, take 26 East and keep going till you get to the coast. Take the week off. Unless you want to get shot/stabbed/mugged/spit on.
September 14th, 2006 at 8:51 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
Wasn’t that kid Blake Mitchell hunting wolverines with his uncle in Alaska this past summer?
September 14th, 2006 at 9:05 am
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NewAZTiger says:
If those are the sickest jokes you guys have heard, you need to get out more.
September 14th, 2006 at 9:20 am
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Dr. StrangeCock says:
Jon, if you really want to talk about this year, then Dawgnoxious’ joke makes no sense at all. Mitchell didn’t even throw an interception against Georgia. Neither did Smelley.
Stafford, on the other hand, threw three.
It was just a joke…so I’m not sure why you got all riled up. Georgia won anyway.
September 14th, 2006 at 9:27 am
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Boi From Troy » Dreamy Cock Caught; Replaced by Smelley One says:
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September 14th, 2006 at 9:32 am
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Aerobab says:
Stafford threw three interceptions against Georgia?!
Now THAT’S impressive!
September 14th, 2006 at 9:32 am
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Aerobab says:
Orson,
Speaking of looking up words in the dictionary, has there been any additional progress against the “Shitbags”? Or are you just going to let them flutter away when they get bored with it in a few months? Just curious.
September 14th, 2006 at 9:35 am
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CincinnastiCOCKS says:
Yeah i just heard this on the radio a northern colorado back up punter stabbed the starting punter in the kicking leg
http://www.uncmirror.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/09/13/45085b868f5df
September 14th, 2006 at 9:40 am
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CincinnastiCOCKS says:
The way he got caught is great…..
He jumped into his black dodge charger after the stabbing. Shortly after the stabbing the black charger pulled up to a liqour store where the suspect got out of the car and pulled duct type off of his license plate revealing his license plate that read 8KIKR….his number and position!
September 14th, 2006 at 9:46 am
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Anti-Cock says:
Tickets to watch the Cocks go 0-5 to UGA in the last 5 games……………………about $250
Tickets to watch the Cocks go 0-5 to Clemson in the last 5 years…………….about $250
Cock fans unique ability to still talk shit to both schools………………….PRICELESS!
September 14th, 2006 at 10:16 am
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Willy Mac says:
Thanks for the update… two days later… after it’s been posted on every major sports news source and most blogs that care… gamecocks…
September 14th, 2006 at 10:31 am
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Brad Scott says:
Hey Seabiscuit, why the long face?
September 14th, 2006 at 11:14 am
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Guy Nova Scotia says:
This ultra white on normal white crime has got to stop. What about all the medium white children? what are they to think?
September 14th, 2006 at 11:17 am
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Newspaper Hack says:
Yeah, I could see how a Clemson fan would talk shit about Columbia — they must be pretty jealous, what with all that electricity and running water they’re missing in the Upstate.
September 14th, 2006 at 11:34 am
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Jon says:
I ain’t frustrated. We did win. It’s just that every time I get into a discussion w/ a Carolina fan, the Quincy threw five interceptions in the 2000 game thing comes up. I know plenty of USC kids and I just get tired of Gamecock fans saying the same thing over and over again, especially from years ago. Anyway, if some one is going to make a joke at my team’s expense, I gotta say something for my team. Just to back up what I’m saying, this article is from last years game. This was sent in to our student paper, The Red and Black, and published the Friday before the game. Notice how he references Spurrier from 95, Dantzler from a few years ago. My point, is that Carolina fans live in the past.
http://www.dailygamecock.com/media/storage/paper247/news/2005/09/09/FootballBlitz/Tobacco.Juice.Hideous.Women.Not.Good.Enough.For.Uga.Win-980186.shtml?norewrite200609141154&sourcedomain=www.dailygamecock.com
September 14th, 2006 at 11:57 am
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offcampus says:
Jon,
Thank you for gracing everyone with the typical intellect and ability to turn a good joke into an incredibly poor reasoned argument that most Dawg fans demonstrate.
We wouldn’t want Dawgnoxious’s witty comments to seem like the norm and confuse everyone about UGA fans.
September 14th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
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Canton Froggy says:
In keeping with the general “Stories from the Trailer Park” theme of this episode … did anyone notice that Blake’s dad is nicknamed “Nugget”? Is he a professional gambler or perhaps a gold speculator?
What grown man with college children goes around with a nickname unless they happen to be a race car driver, a coach, or politician?
http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/15513274.htm
September 14th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
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Jon says:
Dawgnoxious made a good joke. Dr. Strange Cock’s comback was okay and true, but hackneyed. My whole point, from personal experience, is that USC fans always reference this game b/c it is the last time they have gotten on Georgia and haven’t done much since. My reasoning relies on personal exp. w/ friends that go to USC and the article that I posted. It is the most typical comment from USC fans to UGA fans. How should I stengthen my reasoning?
It has nothing to do with the actual game from last week, who threw how many picks, or Dawgnoxious’ joke. It only applies to the Quincy reference in the Dr.’s first post. USC will remember the Quincy game in 2000 until they have something better to remeber against UGA and that won’t be for awhile. If he can talk about us losing to them why can’t I talk about us beating them, even if his first remark was merely to make a joke at my team’s expense? Would’ve it been more appropriate to talk trash on another team if it was in a joke?
September 14th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
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Jad Dean says:
He loks pretty good if you ask me. Hell, that bouncer is huge and Mitchell dropped him out with one punch?!? I gotta get me some of that man candy. I’m pretty deprived now that Whitehurst is gone.
September 15th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
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Jeff says:
Yes, USC folk will always talk about the infamous 5 int game and other games of the past because truth be told, most teams/fans do live in the past. Same reason why in the last 10 years I don’t ever remember having a five minute conversation with a UGA fan in which they didn’t say “this is our year” and at some point reference Hershel Walker.
September 15th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
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Gamecock ChemE says:
Nice of the Tiger CPA to bring up Heisman chances.. I’m guessing Mitchell’s chances are slightly better than the sum of all of Clemson’s Heisman winners.
Oh yeah, that’s right…. that’s why OJ hid in Clemson- he knew they’d never find a Heisman winner there.
September 16th, 2006 at 4:53 pm