HMM, LET'S CHECK THE DICTIONARY...

Google hasn't caught on yet, but let's see...thumbing through the dictionary, we looked up "cracker-looking dude most likely to be caught in barfight." And the picture we found was...

Yes, just as we suspected. South Carolina qb Blake Mitchell, a man so aggressively white bleach is frightened of him, fulfills his destiny by getting into a fight following a long night in Five Points last night. Spurrier has given this Cock the yank and will start true freshman Chris Smelley for the forseeable future.

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